I was running as fast as I could, which was, of course, extremely fast. Any human who saw me would have thought I was invisible. The best part was, no human saw me. I was as alone as I wanted, hurrying to the mall, my favorite place in the world. I burst through the double doors and bellowed, "I'm home!" The whole mall applauded me. This was the best trip to the mall I'd ever taken. Yet, something was different. The walls were…bare. Like they were missing something. I shook off the feeling and hastened to enter a store. Then, I realized what was missing. I was used to all the stores being on this wing. They must have relocated them. I sidled up to one of the ladies working for the mall. "Excuse me," I asked politely, "But where is the nearest outlet?" She stared at me as if I were insane.
"What's an outlet?" she asked. Honestly, how dumb could a person be?
"You know," I said, "A clothing store." She still looked confused.
"Why would you shop for clothes?"
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