I skipped into the hospital in bright spirits. I danced over to the clipboard on the front desk to sign in. The pen was missing. I signed the sheet with my own pen and walked along the main hallway. Everything on the walls fell down! The bulletin boards, flyers, advertisements, and everything else! The floor was suddenly a mess of fallen papers and rolling tacks. I told the nearest janitor to take care of it and kept walking. A surgical resident ran up to me. "Um, Dr. Cullen, our appendicitis patient doesn't have an appendix!" A nurse peeked out of another room.
"There's a tonsillitis patient on the third floor that has no tonsils!" A doctor ran towards me.
"Dr. Cullen! Dr. Cullen! We've got a patient recovering from surgery that has two hearts!" I paused.
"Where'd the other one come from-" I was interrupted when yet another doctor ran up to me.
"Dr. Cullen, my patient is missing his heart!"
"Oh, I'm sure he's not that cruel," I chastised. He shook his head.
"No, literally!"
"Well, we've just solved two mysteries! If you need me, I'll be in the on-call room!" I ran away. Everything was going wrong today!