Yours truly, Alice Cullen

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Maria POV

My black hair whipped around me as I ran for the dark forest, I couldn't leave my creations for long…

As the entrance to the hideaway came nearer to me, I disappeared around a tree to check if I had any followers. Sniffing the air, I closed my eyes and breathed deeply. Nothing, which was a good nothing, I could enter the lair in peace.

"Hello all," I turned to face three pairs of burgundy eyes. They looked at me with a sense of hunger, and content.

"Maria, we are so thirsty…please, may we-?"

"NO!" I yelled, they looked astonished at me; rarely do I raise my voice at the small newborns. I had changed them one after the other, I knew they will be useful tools one day in battle, really, they were just orphans on the street. Strong orphans.

I left them to chatter amongst themselves, and entered the antechamber that led to my bedroom on the other side. I ran my fingers across the dusty mahogany table; leaving a fingerprint trail…turning the knob slightly, so that I don't break it I entered my room swiftly, and closed the door behind me. Sitting on the bed, I buried my face in my hands. Jasper had become so handsome. And I wanted to "KILL HIM!?" my screams echoed off the walls. That, girl…that ALICE, how dare she steal his heart.

Really, had I really intended to kill Jasper in the first place?

Alice POV

Renesmee's large brown eyes disappeared behind Carlisle's waiting arm. Bella gripped her shoulders sadly; Edward came over to kiss her on the forehead. I felt Jasper's arms around mine, "You're still mine…Maria is out of my life Alice," I looked up. "Besides," Rosalie called out, "You're already married to 'em…" I smiled at the floor, "I know." Carlisle cleared his throat and exited the room, Jasper, Edward and Emmett followed close behind.

I hadn't realized we had still been standing in the dark this whole time. Flipping the switch closest to my arm, the suite was illuminated with the warm glow of a lamp. A large marble foyer with at least a dozen comfy couches and one humongous flat screen greeted our eyes. The first room to the left held four king sized, four-poster beds outfitted with everything plush. The kitchen was located just outside the main room, along with double bathrooms. I ripped open the closest door horrified to see Emmett's butt in my face.

Rosalie pushed my head to the side and poked Emmett's back. He turned around and grinned, "Why hello ladies, are you set-len in well?" I nodded mutely and left Rosalie to stare at Emmett's behind. I traipsed into the kitchen where Esme was unloading bottles of what looked like cola and fruit punch. I tapped on her shoulder. "Uh, dear loving confused mother, we don't drink Coke…or blood colored punch." She shook her head laughing, "Oh Alice, my dear loving confused daughter…it IS blood, emergency blood…just in case a majority of the wildlife population starts to disappear," she grinned evilly.

As soon as she was done, the whole fridge was filled to the brim with soda blood banks. She looked at me, "Elk, mountain lion, grizzly and more…you don't want to know how long it took me to do this without killing myself!" I shrugged and waltzed out of the kitchen. Behind a curtain I found the balcony over looking the moon-kissed beach tides. I smiled a bit and rested my arms on the wooden frame. Midnight strollers looked up rather suggestively.

I grimaced as they started to give me the googly eyes. "Emmett!" I called just loud enough for him to hear through Rosalie's big head. He appeared grinning, "You called sis?" I tilted my head towards men. He put on his best angry face and crossed his bulky arms. "HEY YOU!" the men jumped ten feet in the air. "DON'T MESS WITH MY SISTER!" I snorted as they ran down the path terrified.

Emmett hit my shoulder, "Call if you need anything else…sis…" He laughed heartily. Jasper was leaning against the doorpost as Emmett walked out, "So you go call Emmett and not me?" I rolled my eyes, "No offence Jazz…" He took the place next to me and looked out to the stars. "Haven't seen starts like these since the war days," I sighed, "You still remember Jazzy?" he nodded. "I never really look up in Forks anyway, cause I have you to look at Alice."

I heard Rosalie gag from somewhere inside the house. I shouted at the door "AT LEAST I'M NOT A SEX ADDICT!" I ducked under Jasper's arm as she appeared shielded by the light from the living room. "Well at least I'm not deprived…" she flashed a devilish smile and entered the house again. Restrained by Jasper, I growled intensely. Unfortunately for me, I could start to feel Jasper's calm ways enter through my scalp. "Thanks," I grinned sarcastically. "Anytime, love."

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I evaded the bedroom for a bit, as Rosalie's un-ending moans traveled straight through the doorway. Instead I sat in the foyer holding up two swatches of Hawaiian floral print for Esme to choose from. "Mmm, Alice I like the orange one but we would stand out as much as we already do now." I scoffed, "Lot's of tourists wear orange outfits mother," I giggled, "Hard to miss us." She smiled, "Well then, I choose the blue…"

Jasper entered through the room joiner, but quickly turned back when he saw my mound of floral goodness. "OH JAZZY! Where do you think you're going?" He flinched, "Umm, nowhere Alice…why?" I chuckled menacingly, "Ima need a model dear!"

"Can't Bella do it?"

"No I need you for the boys!"

"But Emmett is bigger than me!"

"Aw, too bad. I am enjoying torturing you!"

" Alice!"

"Don't you Alice me, get in that room and don't mind Emmett and Rosalie!"

He grumbled and inched down the hallway, Rosalie's moaning abruptly stopped, followed by a large bang of the door. Jasper inched back into the foyer his eye twitching. "You wanna take a guess at what I just saw?" Esme shook her head vigorously and exited into the kitchen. I got up and knocked on the bedroom door. Emmett dressed in a toga/sheet answered the door, "I TOLD YOU WE'RE BUSY!" He looked at me, "THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO!" slam went the door, I huffed.

It was going to be a long vacation…

Haha first day on the island, first night in the room. What will this vacation entail? What's Maria stirring up in her tree house haha…Once again, please REVIEW REVIEW!!!!