I just realized that this story has a seriously sucky title :P

Disclaimer: Hmm, nope; I still don't own Corbin's hair. *sighs* I guess, I'm sleeping on my same old hard pillow tonight.

Troy and Sharpay were laying on Sharpay's bed, watching MTV. They had just seen three Britney Spears music videos. Meaning, Troy had just heard Sharpay complain three times about how scantily clothed Britney was. Meaning, three times, Troy had ignored Sharpay's complaints.

Just then, Troy's stomach growled. "Hmm…I want pancakes."

"And I want to be a princess," Sharpay smirked at him. She knew that when Troy said that, he meant he wanted her to make him some pancakes. But she decided to play dumb.

"But Shar, you're already a princess! You have a tiara in your locker! Normal people don't have tiaras in their lockers!"

"This is true. I do have a tiara," she nodded. "So, since I'm princess. Then I shouldn't have to make you pancakes."

Troy's eyes widened in horror. "Why not?"

"Because princesses don't have to cook for other people," she said in a 'duh' tone.

"But-"

"No buts, Trojan. You're not getting any pancakes."

"Fine. I'll just tell my mommy to make me some," he said, sounding like a five-year-old.

Sharpay giggled at him. Then she remembered she had to tell him something. "Troy, there's something you should know."

"Yeah?"

"Gabriella is a gypsy," she answered in a serious tone.

Troy stared at her for moment, before bursting into insane laughter. "She's a what?," he asked, although Sharpay could barely understand him, because he was laughing so hard.

"She's a gypsy," she answered, while Troy just continued laughing uncontrollably. It wasn't even that funny., Sharpay thought.

"That's impossible, Shar. Gypsies are from Europe. Gabs is from Albuquerque." Troy pointed out, as his laughter started to subside.

Sharpay shook her head. "Not exactly, Troy. She only moved here last year. We don't know where she lived before."

Troy blinked at her.

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Later, Troy and Gabriella were tell each other jokes. Unforunately, they were terrible joke tellers. Especially Troy, he always started laughing before he even got to the punch line (A/N: Ha! I do that too! :D). Finally, he thought of something funny. Or, something he thought was funny.

"Sharpay said the funniest thing today."

"Really? What did she say?" She could honestly care less about anything Sharpay had to say. But she had to pretend for Troy's sake.

"She said you were a gypsy," Troy answered, almost bursting into his hysterical laughter once again.

Gabriella raised an eyebrow. "It's really not that funny, Troy."

"But it is, Gaby. You should've been there, it was hilarious.," Troy laughed.

"Is her calling me a gypsy supposed to be a compliment?"

Troy shrugged. "I don't know, but it was funny. Like insanely funny. Like I nearly passed out from laughing so hard."

Gabriella said nothing, she just blinked.

"And then I was like, 'aren't gypsies from Europe?'. Then she was all, 'how do you Gabriella's not from Europe?'. It was total hilarity," Troy finished.

"I don't like that you and Sharpay are talking about me, behind my back.," Gabriella spat, crossing her arms.

"We weren't talking about you, Gabs."

"Then how did my name come up in the conversation?"

"I don't remember. We were talking about pancakes. And how Sharpay is a princess. Did you know that princesses don't make pancakes? That's ridiculous, right? I mean, princess or not, you should still make your best friend some pancakes…"

Gabriella sighed. She could tell this was going to be a long story.

Gosh, Troy is clueless. You're not supposed to tell your best friend that your other best friend thinks your first best friend is a gypsy. And you're not supposed to laugh about it, either. Especially not, when the two best friends don't like each other. Poor naïve Troy. *shakes my head*

I'm sorry, if this story is moving slow. There's a lot of exciting-ish stuff that's gonna be happening soon, but I'm trying to build up to it. Oh & remember how Ryan was in the last chap? He'll be in the next one too *happy dances for Ryan* :] I already have it written, I'll try post it within the next two days.