Hey again! Okay now for the same procedure as usual. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING THAT GOES INTO THAT GENRE!! ONLY MASASHI KISHIMOTO CAN OWN NARUTO. I wonder what life would be if Kishimoto never created Naruto…………. AAAAHHHH!! OH MY GOD!! STUPID ME, STUPID ME!! NEVER THINK LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!! Ok now on with thy chapter.
This chapter starts rights after chapter two left off. It will be Naruto's throughout the entire chapter in 3rd person.
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Everybody's got their problems (problems).
Everybody says the same thing to you.
It's just a matter of how you solve them (solve them),
And knowing how to change the things you've been through.
I feel I've come to realize
How fast life can be compromised.
Step back to see what's going on.
I can't believe this happened to you...
This happened to you...
-The Hell Song by Sum 41
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"Stupid bastard…. Who does he think he is!? Great……met an asshole before being two hours in this place" Muttered Naruto as he walked around town. Oh sure there are a lot of people who don't give a damn about others in the world but he didn't need to meet one on his first day here. First impressions are always important and his first one here about the people officially sucked.
'I can already tell that I'll love this place.' Thought Naruto sarcastically. He stopped right in the middle of the sidewalk. Something halted him from moving.
'What's that smell? It seems familiar…….. Nah it couldn't be…… could it?' Deliberated Naruto. He had to know where these delicious fumes were coming from. He started following towards where the scent was located. When he stopped at the building where the aroma was coming and looked up. It said 'Ichiraku Ramen' in big bold letterings.
'I can already tell this'll be my favorite place in this damn city. Dad didn't notice that I took his wallet when he wasn't looking. This is what he gets for that comment earlier. Kukukukukukukukukuku………..' (Poor Kakashi he's going to go bankrupt, Lol)
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"Where could Naruto be? I thought we told him to be home before three." Anxiously inquired a worried looking Iruka as he continued to pace back and forth in the living room. Kakashi sighed at Iruka's motherly antics.
"It's only 2:35 Iruka. Calm down. I know what we could do to keep your mind off of this though………" Replied Kakashi as he walked behind the smaller man began to nibble on his earlobe. Iruka moaned loudly. It just happened to be at that exact moment Naruto decided to walk right through that door front door and seeing his parents in a certainly awkward position.
"Ewww!! Oh my god! Mental Images!! Mental Images!!" Shouted Naruto as he tightly shut his eyes and used his hands to further hide what he just caught his parents doing. Iruka quickly shoved Kakashi a few feet away with a new red blush decorating his cheeks.
"Naruto you're home! So anything exciting happened while you were out?" Questioned Iruka trying to change the subject of what just happened only moments ago.
"Nothing much. I met this bastard, oh and they have one of the best ramen restaurants I have ever been to." Stated Naruto, meanwhile Kakashi and Iruka were sweat dropping. Naruto and ramen equal one big ass, almost unpayable bill.
"How many bowls did you eat Naruto?" Asked Iruka whom was almost too frightened to receive the answer.
"Oh don't worry. I only had the usual amount. And lucky me that it was all on dad's tab." Replied Naruto. And with that Naruto quickly ran to his now new bedroom and locked it before Iruka and Kakashi could filter all the information they had just recieved.
'Okay in three, two, one…...'
"NARUTO!! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW!!" Shouted the two as they made their way up the staircase.
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92 lectures and rantings later Naruto was chilling out in his room. He told Iruka that he was getting ready for his first of school at Konoha High, and he was. Well to him this was getting ready. He could hear moaning coming from his parents room down the hall and he'd made sure to steer clear from that part of the house as much as possible. Even though this house is quite spacious with the four bedrooms and three and a half bathrooms one with a mother such as Iruka probably could hear him from the other side of the world. But thankfully for Odysseus and his crew for making the wonderful invention known as earplugs Naruto could sleep peacefully that night.
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"Ring, Ring" It was now seven in the morning and about forty- five minutes before school started for the kitsune.
"mmmmmm……….. Five more minutes...stupid thing…." Muttered Naruto as he repeatedly hit the snooze button. (That's what I do and in the end it ends up being an extra hour or something, so now I have to set my alarm clock an extra hour early just to be awake on time. Lol)
"Naruto wake up! You're going to be late for school!" Bellowed Iruka.
"What?……It's only….." Naruto groggily looked over at the clock again and this time it was seven twenty nine.
"Shit!" Grumbled Naruto as he quickly got out of bed and slipped into some worn jeans, an orange hoodie (Let me tell you that he owns a lot of orange hoodies), and vans sneakers. He quickly brushed his teeth and didn't even bother brushing his blond, unruly hair as he headed downstairs towards the kitchen.
"Morning mom, dad." Stated Naruto as he grabbed a bowl from the cabinet and poured coco puffs into it.
"Morning, Naruto do you need a ride to school?" Asked Iruka as was cleaning the kitchen countertops while Kakashi was lazily reading the newspaper.
"Sure, mom." Said Naruto with a mouthful of cereal in his mouth.
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"I'll see you after school Naruto at three." Informed Iruka as they stopped the car at the entrance of the high school.
"Fine, bye mom." Said Naruto as he got out of the car. As Iruka drove away, Naruto went into the overly designed building and asked a woman around her forties where the office was. She pointed it out to him with a gentle smile. He thanked her as he entered the office. He could hear some yelling about damn perverts and then a man with long white hair and a perverted smile quickly exited out of the principle's office. He decided not to investigate what just happened and got his schedule from a nice woman in her early thirties with chopped, layered black hair. Her name was Shizune or something.
As he looked at his schedule he noticed that he first had reading class with Ms. Kuranai in room 202. He walked down a hall until he got to the room and opened the door. There were only a few other people in the classroom, but he recognized one of the many faces in the crowd from yesterday. He had eyes that looked like a black abyss and hair shaped in a peculiar way in the color of jet black with tints of blue scattered in areas.
"YOU!"
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There. Naruto makes a great first impression at his new school right? I know this chapter is kind of crappy, but my brother keeps pestering me to get off the computer. And I have to get off considering my brother is annoying annoying that my parents can't handle can't take it. But that's what earplugs are for, right? I will probably update within the next week so no worries. Well ciao for now!