Hi peoples. I hoped that you guys enjoyed the holiday season. I know I didn't. Well to tell you the truth, I have nothing much to say. Which is really surprising for a person like me, okay not really. But without a further ado, here is the new chappie.

Disclaimer: Do I really have to say anything for this part. Okay, I do not own Naruto. NOW LET'S GO!

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I woke up it was 7

I waited till 11

Just to figure out that no one would call

I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them

What's another night all alone?

When your spending everyday on your own

And here it goes

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair

Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is

Having more fun than me

Tonight...

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Previously In The Story.....................................

"So is that why you made that special bento for Sasuke-kun?" Ino asked. A devilish smirk on her almost delicate features. Sakura blushed some more.

"I don't get it? What's so special about that teme? He is like the devil's right hand man or something." Naruto stated as a matter of factly.

"Wrong thing to say here." Kiba quickly whispered to Naruto before all the yelling started once again. Seriously where was the teacher.

"What?!? How can you say something like that about Sasuke-kun!!! He is everything a girl would want. He is smart, rich, not to mention a god. He's so handsome!!!" Exclaimed the pink-haired girl. Naruto groaned. He should have never dragged Gaara and him into this hell.

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Ugh. Sakura and Ino were still going at it. (1) The two were starting to give Naruto a major headache. If he heard the name Sasuke one more time-

"Sasuke-kun!!!! You're here!" Exclaimed the two ecstatic girls before rushing to him and glomping him. Too late. Naruto's headache became even more unbearable.

"That's it! You guys are giving me one hell of a headache!!! I don't want to listen to anymore shit about that teme!?!" Shouted Naruto, not caring that the Uchiha was right behind him.

"Dobe." Said a smooth, husky voice behind the blonde-haired boy known as Naruto. Naruto quickly turned aroudn to bump into a hard chest. He glared up into those obsidian eyes, narrowing his eyes when he noticed that smug plastered on the teme's ivory face.

"What do you want teme?!" Growled Naruto while still glaring up at the Uchiha, his face a little flushed from the suddenness of things. The Uchiha smirked when he noticed this small detail.

"Baka! Be kinder to Sasuke-kun! He had a rough time today!" Nagged Ino, going into all fangirl mode. Sasuke gave his powerful all-Uchiha like glare. Sakura and Ino quickly backed away, not wanting to anger THEIR Sasuke-kun.

"You're in my way urasontakachi." The stoic Uchiha replied, his smirk still on his face. This infuriated the blonde.

"You mo-" Naruto was then quickly halted when he was grabbed by some obviously larger man, who then put his pale hand on the golden-haired boy's mouth. Naruto slowly glared up to see whom had interrupted him from his tantrum. It was the teme? No it wasn't him because Sasuke was over there trying to sit down, and stay away from those rabid girls who were drooling. This only meant one thing, and only one thing.

"Teme! I didn't know that you were rich enough to make clones! This is cool!!" Exclaimed Naruto as he examined the 'clone' of Sasuke. Sasuke's left eye started twitching in irratation.

"You are the definition of a stereotypical dumb blonde, dobe." Sasuke stated impassively, trying to control his twitch.

"Hi, I'm Sai." Introduced a man that looked very much alike to Sasuke, which explained Naruto's clone theory. But once he had taken a closer look he could see a few differences between the two. Unlike Sasuke, Sai had paler skin, shorter black hair, and his eyes were that of stone. This sent shivers up Naruto's spine, but he decided to introduce himself since it IS the polite thing to do.

"Hi Sai! Name's Naruto!" Naruto happily cheered, now completely ignoring the infuriated Uchiha. There is one thing that Uchiha's do not like and that is being ignored.

"So Sasuke-kun............" Started Sakura before continuing.

"Did you just imply that Ino was an idiot as well?" Sakura coyly inquired, trying to stir something up. Ino stood up from her seat before shrieking.

"I AM NOT AN IDIOT FORE-HEAD GIRL!!!!!!!! Am I?" Ino asked her friend Shikamaru but he didn't hear a word for he was fast asleep on the lunch table muttering the word troublesome over and over.

"No one is really surprised as to what Sasuke-kun had said. I mean you're not exactly the ipitomy of Einstein." Snickered the pink-haired girl before laughing quite loudly and soon Kiba joined in on the laughing as well. Sasuke inwardly groaned at this new pointless arguement. Girls always try to stir things up for no damn reason. This is why he preferred men to women anyday. Women also always try to desipher every little word as if it will tell you what they truly feel about things. Troublesome. Great, now he's starting to sound like that lazyass Shikamaru.

"Well at least my forehead isn't the size of Naruto's ass!!!!" Screeched Ino randomly. It was really the only insult she could come up with at the moment. Sakura and Kiba stopped their laughing and gawked at Ino increduously. Everyone else just halted as to whatever they were doing and just stared at Ino in curiousness, and as for Naruto, his face lit up like a Christmas tree(2) hearing the comment implying that his ass was huge. Which it was not. It was only abnormally larger than most women's.

"Excuse me. But why does my ass have to be included in this conversation!?!?!" Whined the embarrssed golden-haired boy rather loudly that many of the people in the cafeteria decided to turn their heads trying to phone in on the conversation that was being held in that table.

"Well I couldn't think of anything at the moment that could rival the size of Sakura's forehead besides your ass." Shrugged Ino, as if what she had said was relatively normal. Then all of a sudden a few people at the table began laughing and chuckling.

"Hey!" Naruto and Sakura screeched in anger.

"My ass isn't that huge is it?" Complained Naruto, turning his head slightly over his shoulder trying to take a look at his ass. Everyone stared at it as well trying to answer the Ultimate question(3) as well. Naruto noticed people looking and his blush became an even darker shade of red.

"Pervs! Stop staring!!!" Whined Naruto trying to cover his ass with a piece of paper. Then all of a sudden Sai just decided to give the ass a good squeeze. Naruto made an 'eep' noise at the surprise touch, or more like grope. Both Gaara and Sasuke glared at this contact.

'That bastard better keep his hands to himself!(4)' Were the thoughts of both Uchiha Sasuke and Subaku No Gaara. By the end of lunch Sasuke, for some odd reason could still not keep his wondering eyes off of the dobe's ass.

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(1) No not what you people are thinking you pervs!

(2) Never too late to say Merry Christmas Peoples! lolz

(3) Yes that is truly the ultimate question. Okay no it's not. The real question is if Naruto's ass is bigger than Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashion. Don't ask how I know. Otherwise my pervy self will appear right out of nowhere.

(4) Gaara is acting like a protective brother with a small crush and Sasuke is being Sasuke. Let's move on.

Okay here are the SIDE PAIRINGS people suggested so far. Keep on voting and suggesting folks. Bye for now. Zombie movie is on. CHA!

NejiGaara

LeeSaku

ShikaTema

SaiNaru

NejiNaru

KibaHina

ShikaIno