Sorry peoples about the wait. I haven't been able to update any of my stories for a while due to testing for the past month and a half, and I am sorry about that. (again) So here is the new chappie that I think we all know that we have been waiting for. (Or is it just me. Hmmm. Ah well.) So I am not going to waste anymore time because I am getting pretty tired as it is just typing these few sentences. Yup. I have definitly become pretty damn lazy. Good thing though that it is spring break. lolz

Disclaimor: Yes I own all rights to Naruto. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. (Kishimoto-sama comes up from behind with a scythe in hand and gets ready to pounce.) AAAAAH!!!! OMG!!!!!! I AM SO SORRY KISHIMOTO-SAMA!!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm sick of the tension, sick of the hunger

Sick of you acting like I owe you this

Find another place to feed your greed

While I find a place to rest

I want to be in another place

I hate when you say you don't understand

(You'll see it's not meant to be)

I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy

A place for my head

-A Place For My Head by Linkin Park

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Previously..........

"Let's go. NOW!" Declared the blonde-haired boy before grabbing the girl's wrist and attempted to drag her out of their house before she heard anymore lewd noises coming from his parents bedroom. They stopped themselves in front of Sakura's car.

"You like it?" Asked Sakura noticing Naruto gazing at her car.

"Just surprised that your car isn't pink. It is kind of surprising for your car to be silver." Naruto stated as a matter of factly before the two hopped into the car, on their way to the party.

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Sasuke was not only bored out of his fucking mind, but was disgusted as well. He hated these type of events. People get drunk, then get 'some', and then puke their guts out on the front lawn. Yeah. Fun. What was Sai thinking dragging him to places like these?! So what if it's been a while since he'd last gotten laid, why do you need someone when you have a perfectly good hand to do it for you, and the best part is that there is no pleading and crying for him to stay with them even though it was a one night stand.

"Sasuke-kun!! I have been looking for you!!" Squealed a screeching high-pitched, feminine voice that made Sasuke and a few bystanders wince. He already knew that voice and was thinking of the possiblilities of escaping before the thing attached herself to his arm. She was already drunk and trying to shove her breasts up against him in what she thought was sexy but it only made the raven-haired teen cringe even more than he had before.

"Ino, get off of me before I rip your arms off." Ordered the young Uchiha before sending a glare that would frighten any person. The light blonde-haired girl quickly backed off before giving her cruch a coy look.

"Don't be so shy Sasu-kun. We know very well that you've been deprived for quite some time. Maybe I could help you with it." Ino whispered into the Uchiha's pale ear. The heavy scent of alcohol lingering around the girl.

"Go away. Find some other guy you can whore around with, just leave me out of it." Sasuke coldly said to the girl before said girl went scurrying off down the hall where the party, along with many of the guests were at.

"So cold to her Sasuke." Came a voice out of the corner. The raven-haired Uchiha shifted his obsidian orbs to the shadow to find his friend Shikamaru lazily coming out of the corner and walking towards him.

"Not my damn fault if she won't leave me the hell alone. Along with that pink-haired shrill." Replied the raven-haired male known as Sasuke.

"Troublesome." Was the only word to escape the lazy male's lips before looking up at staring at the ceiling in wonderment. Things were silent for a while except the music and people in the background until the Uchiha decided to speak up.

"What were you doing moments ago?" Questioned the stoic raven while leaning himself against the wall of the hallway.

"Sleeping." Said Shikamaru. Short, simple, and to the point. Typical Shikamaru.

"Hn." Muttered Sasuke before standing perfectly up and entering the heart of the party. (1) There were booze everywhere as far as the raven-haired male could see. Dancing now turned to dry humping, and people were making out in every nook and cranny.

'Che. Just what I needed to see. Now if I could make my way over to that damn door then I am in the clear.' Were Sasuke's thoughts as he mazed through the clusters of sweating bodies.

"Hey dickless!(2) I have been looking everywhere for you!!" Shouted an ecstatic voice to the left of the Uchiha. Sasuke glanced that way to find his friend Sai looking like he had gone through hell and back. His blue tee was wrinkled unlike when it was smooth before they came. His hair ruffled and messy, and his pants appeared to be falling off of him from a lack of belt. But his eye was twitching due to the annoying nickname that the penis-freak decided to call him.

"What the fuck happened to you?" It wasn't a question. More like a statement demanding an answer as Sai, with a grin on his face, happily waltzed over to the Uchiha.

"Well you're certainly right about something." Proclaimed the short raven-haired teen which caused Sasuke to take a few steps back.

"Who was it?" Sasuke inquired impassively making sure that he was at least three feet away from his sex-addict of a friend.

"Don't know. I think it was a dude, wait......... no a girl? Okay, I really have no idea." Sai informed his friend with that annoying grin still on his face. Okay, now the Uchiha made sure that he was at least four feet away from his friend.

"You don't even remember exactly who? Baka." Sighed Sasuke before letting out a huff of breath about knowing this small bit of information.

"Yes, but the main reason I came here was so that you twoo could get laid. Earlier today at the student council you appeared to be one step away from ripping Suigetsu's head off. All that sexual frustration isn't good for you, even if you have a tiny penis." Sai articulated while grabbing a can of beer before opening it and taking a few deep gulps from the container.

"Hn. I don't have any pent up sexual frustration at all. You know very well that Suigetsu can annoy any person with that damned big mouth of his." Sasuke stated as a matter of factly. It appeared that Shikamaru was finally loosening up; he was now being dragged to the dance floor by a slurred Temari. But if you noticed the small details, he had an almost unnoticable smirk graze his face.

"See, even Shikamaru-kun is getting into the party. When you get that huge ten-foot pole out of your ass, then come and join us." Exclaimed Sai before going off into another group of dancing people.

"Hn. Like I would ever join in on this idiotic shit." Were the words spoken from the pale boy's lips but it appeared to be that he had spoken a little too soon. The front door opened and two lithe figures entered the house and were in a midst full of drunken and gay(3) people. His obsidian eyes couldn't take his eyes off of the golden-haired boy. He was just in awe at the petite figure and decided to grab a can of beer to rid himself of his delusions.

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(1) Center. In case some of you peoples were confused.

(2) Yes. Sai calls Sasuke dickless unlike in the show where Sai calls Naruto that.

(3) Yes it is a yaoi fanfic but I meant that as in the happy gay. Kay peoples? Good.

You know it took me three days to finish this, but not because I am slow at typing or writing, but I have been watching The Tudors and Dollhouse while writing this. Dollhouse is my new favorite television show, well, right next to Naruto, Death Note, and House. I have the side pairings in mind so thanks for the voting and suggestions and stuff. Right now I am contemplating on whether for the next chapter if there is going to be rape involved with SasuNaru. So if you think that I should go ahead and do that then tell me. Oh and I know that there is alot of sex and stuff but these type of parties are the type where people let loose all of their pent up crap and stuff. So Yeah. Tell me what you guys think. Bye for now peoples!!! ^_^