(Okay everyone, thanks to wikipedia, I have been owned. The horse's name is spelled Philippe, I spelled Gaston as Geston, and I thought Belle's real name was Bell, and I spelled LeFou as Lafoo. My god!! My mistake, If I have the energy, I will change it. Its like 3:01 in the morning right now and my back really hurts, I actually have to watch the movie cause I'm just so dumb, and my lizards are having sexy time in my room. I'm worn out! LOL, anyway, its is fixed now. Please review and tell me how you like.)
"Aww man, Belle gonna get the surprise of her life, huh Gaston?" LeFou chuckled.
"Yep, this is her luckiest day!" Gaston looked at Belle's house through some trees. He turned away and let the branch hit Lefou in the mouth.
Gaston cleared his throat to get everyones attention. Most of the guests were his envious buddies from the pub, and the three blondies. "I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First I gotta go in there and...propose to the girl." He and everyone laughed as the clearing was actually set to be Gaston and Belle's wedding, but the girls were crying in the distance as Gaston would never be theirs!
"You!" Gaston stabbed his finger onto LeFou's nose. "Now when Belle and I come out that door-"
"Oh, oh, oh! I know, I know! I strike up the band, he turned with a baton and waved it around. The band began to play a hideous countryside tune, and Gaston shoved a tubba onto LeFou's head.
"Not yet idiot!" He growled.
"Thowry."LeFou apologized in a lisp.
Belle was inside her house reading her book, when she heard loud banging on her door. She got up and looked through a strange devise that showed who was out side. It showed a bug eye view of Gaston. "Oh, what does he want?" She turned away, and he opened the door for himself. "Uhh, Gaston, what a surprise." She murmured.
"Isnt it though-" He closed her door. "I'm just full of suprizes." He strutted up to Bell who was backing in any direction of her house. "You know Belle. Theres not a girl in town, who would loveto be in your shoes." He grinned at her as they were in front of a small mirror. "This is the day-" Gaston stated, until he saw his all to handsome reflection, he look at his teeth, and rubbed one side with his tongue and nodded in approval. "This is the day your dreams come true!" He opened his arms wide at Belle, and she went on one side of her dinning where she was reading.
"What do you know about mydreams Gaston?" Belle questioned. She couldn't help but be somewhat terrified. As if she didnt agree to him he would snap her like a twig.
"Plenty! Here, picture this." He sat where she had been reading, and put his filthy boots on her book. He kicked them off revealing his giant smelly feet, and crossed his legs, leaning back in her chair, gazing at Bell who was absolutely repulsed, and tried to hide it. "A fine family cottage, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife, massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs." He leaped from the chair and starred into Belle's face. "We'll have six or seven." He grinned, more on the lines of constantly having sex with her.
"Dogs?" She asked hopefully, as the thought of just having children sent chilling serpent down her spine.
"Noo Belle, strapping boys like me!." He rose and grabbed the color of his fine dressage. "And do you know who that little wife will be?"
Belle grabbed her book, and ran to put it in its shelf. "Let me think..." She snorted. Gaston jerked her to face him.
"You Belle!" He grinned. She slipped from under his towering body and leaned against the table in distress.
"Gaston, I'm...speechless. I really don't know what to say." She was backing towards her stair case, when he came up and held her by her hips, caressing her buttocks, gradually trying to lift her little blue dress. Leaning in to kiss her.
"Gaston, stop." She asked and moved to her door.
"Say you'll marry me." She held the handle, getting ready to flee until she sparked an idea.
"Sorry Gaston but...but-" Suddenly he reached for her crotch, desperately trying to seduce her. She instinctively brought up her leg in between his own, and he cringed in agony."I just don't deserve you!" She yelled. He tried to use the door to hold himself up, but she turned the handle, and he flew out into a mud pit. Belle threw out his filthy boots, slammed and locked the door. LeFou started up the band, and once the song finished, Gaston lifted his head which had a muddy little porker on it. LeFou bent down and used his baton to hold the wet bangs out of Gaston's face.
"So, how'd it go?" He chuckled. gaston leaped from the puddle and held LeFour from the throat.
"I'll have that virgin for a wife, make no damned mistake about that!" He flung him to the ground and stomped away wiping the mud off his face.
"Touchy." LeFou murmured to the pig.