Bella POV

so here I am again, sitting on the Cullen's couch. Only this time Jerkward cant say "no" to anything I want to do.

"drink, drink, drink" Rosalie and Emmett repeated over and over as I flung my head back and sculled a whole bottle of... I don't remember.

Edward was still dry sobbing and saying something about going to the Volturi. If he didn't shut up soon I would get the Volturi to come here.

"Bella!" Esme came in the room screaming at me "are you trying to kill your self. I blankly stared at her "no, what makes them you say that" for some reason that didn't sound rite"I'm just having a bottle in a can drink" I said. "no more alcohol!" she yelled at me and started walking away with my supply "noooooooooooooo" I yelled falling to the floor. I crawled over to her, clinging onto her leg. It didn't stop her she just dragged me along the floor "please Esme, its my first night as a single woman" I begged her. "Bella baby!" Jerkward cried out. For some reason that name suited him. "shut up you wimp" I spat back at him.

"please love me"he sobbed even harder. I let go of Esme's leg and stumbled over to him. He had one hand on his face and the other had a bottle of fake tears. I shoved his hand away and hit his chin so he would look at me. "Edward" I said in a slow loud voice so he would understand "itssssss, justttttt, aaaaaa, weeeeeek, idiotttttttt".

After thinking on something I cant remember I decided I was angry with him.

"please, I cant live with out you" he said while applying more fake tears. I gave him my are-you-for-real-you-idiot look "you are one sad puppy" I said shaking my head.

Emmett burst into laughter "you... just... call... him... a...dog" he stuttered out. "you love Jacob more then me" Jerkward said falling to him knees."i love cows more then you" I spat at him.

Jasper came around the corner stumble crawling on the ground. "moooooooooooooooo" he said while using his hand as a tail. "look Emmy" I screamed "theirs a cow in the house". Emmet gave him a what-the-hell-are-you-doing-look "Bella, I think your making Jasper drunk" he looked at me shocked. Before I could answer I bobbed to the ground and started jumping like a bunny "i lay eggs Emmy, but you have to wait for Easter" I twitched my nose and giggled.

Edward grabbed me by the waist and flung me over him shoulder "no more alcohol for Bella" he said and started walking us to the door. "aaaaaaaaaaaaa, bunny kidnapper, help me" I screamed hit Edward over the head. "ill save you" Emmett yelled in a superman voice and running into Edward.

Emmett pinned Edward to the ground "i know what you were trying to do Edward" he spat at him"she wont make chocolate till Easter".

By the time I was able to stand up I had completely forgot what happened and bunny jumped over to Jasper "moo moo Jasper" I smiled at him. "moo want a ride moo" he asked. "me first" Emmett said and jumped on his back pushing me to the ground.

"aaaaaaaaa" Edward screamed and ran into the corner "i hear voices in my head".what a freak I thought to myself.

Jasper crawled over to Rose with Emmett still on his back "mommy" she screamed and jumped into Esme's arms "i don't like cows" she whispered in her ear.

I sat there watching every one, twitching my nose and eating an imaginary carrot.

Emmett came over and sat next to me "what are you doing" he asked. I ignored him and kept eating my carrot.

We watched every one for while. Jasper was still crawling around saying "moo" and eating the carpet-grass. Esme was rocking Rose in her arms "there, there them cows wont get you" she said to her and started humming.

Edward was sitting in the corner blocking his ears and rocking back and forth. Occasionly saying "the voices".

Just then I had a Epiphany "oh my god" I said to myself shocked. "what" Emmett whisper shouted. "Jassssssssszperrrrr" I whisper shouted back. "what about Jasper" he asked. I looked down in embarrassment "i dont want to tell you" I said.

"moo Jasper come here moo" he whispered him over. Jasper stumble crawled over "moo what are you whispering moo" he asked.

I gave him a you-must-be-the-dumbest-vampire-on-earth look "because baby rose is sleeping" I rolled my eyes and pointed to her still in Esme's arms.

Jasper moo giggled "what did you want moo" he said in a curious moo voice. "Jasper I had an epiphany, but Jerkward and pixie wont like it" I looked down in guilt. "ill keep it a secret" he promised.

I looked over to Edward to make sure he wasn't listening. He was still be emo in the corner. I turned back to Jasper with a big goofy grin on my face "i think I love you".

What will Jasper do, what will Alice say about this and will Edward get out of the corner..

Find out next time on... It's Only a Week Edward!!!