Revenge Really Bites Chapter 13 Truth or Dare, a twilight fanfic

Hi, guys! So, I've finished replacing the chaps with better 1s, otherwise known as re-writing. Here is chap 13, but 1st…

IMPORTANT NOTICE: THE NEXT CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE THE LAST. BUT I ALREADY HAVE AN OTHER STORY IDEA AND PLOT. IT TOOK A LOT OF RESEARCH BUT IT IS READY TO BE WRITTEN!!! HERE IS THE SUMMERY, PLZ READ IT!!!

Summery: Isabella, (Bella) Elizabeth (Liz, Beth or Lizzy) Samantha (Sam, Or Sammy) Emma (Em) and Amy (No nickname) Are a coven of fairies. Amy is the air element, Samantha is the fire, Water is Emma, Elizabeth is Earth and Bella is all of the elements and a witch/fairy hybrid, and leader of the coven. What happens when they move to forks and meet our favorite vamps? Will the Cullens figure out the Swan coven's secret? They already know the Cullens r vamps. Will sparks still fly between Edward and Bella? Cannon pairings.

U like? Anyway, here's Chapter 13, enjoy…

LOVE YOU!!!!!, Emma.

_____________Chapter 13 Truth or Dare : D _________________________________________Bpov__________________________________________________

After the 'deaths' of Alice and Jasper, Mike peed his pants, then fainted. Jessica and Lauren fainted to.

Alice had brought out a really ugly dress, and put it on Mike. Then she got her makeup and 'made over' Mike.

We took a picture and posted it on the school website and Emmet ran over to the school and taped the pictures to all the lockers.

For Jessica and Lauren, we just took a picture of them without makeup. Can you say EWW!!!

We did the same thing with their pictures as Mike's.

Then we put them in their beds.

We are currently sitting in a circle, at 1:38 am playing Truth or Dare. A/N IT IS A SATURDAY, PPL!

I was first.

"Hmm… Emmet, Truth or dare?"

"Dare, of course!" He said, puffing out his chest.

An evil smile spread it's way across my face and Alice and Edward burst out laughing, while Emmet's smile disappeared and was replaced by a look of fear.

"Love, that-hahahahhaha- is the single-hahahahaha- funniest- hahahahahaha- dare I've heard in- hahahahahhaha- all my 80-hahahahahaha- years!!!!"

Alice nodded her head, she was laughing to hard to speak.

"Emmet, I dare you to go to the mall in Rose's hot pink lingerie and heels, sing the Cullen llama song, while doing 'The Funky Egyptian Dance'.

Everyone froze except me, Edward and Alice.

5, 4, 3, 2,1, and… "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Emmet's face was frozen in a mask or horror.

"But Rosie's lingerie don't fit me!"

"Duh. I know that."

_______________________________ AT THE MALL _________________________________________________________________________________________

Emmet was dressed in the lingerie and heels, and he got the music box. Edward was holding a camera.

"3! 2! 1! GO!" I Shouted to him.

He glared at me and sang, while doing 'The Funky Egyptian.'

I ORDER U 2 GO 2 UTUBE AND SEARCH CULLEN SONG (PARODY OF LLAMA SONG) OK? OK!

"Here's a CullenThere's a CullenAnd another little CullenFunny .Grizzly .CullenCullenTruck.I was once a VolvoEdward baked a cakeBut(t) I never saw the wayThe Bella kissed the Jake.I was only just undeadAlice told a taleAnd now listen, Bella dearJacob wags his you ever see a CullenKiss a CullenOn the Cullen?Cullens Cullen tastes of .Half a CullenTwice a CullenNot a in a carAlarm a this how its told now?Aro is so oldIs it made of venom juice?SparkleMarble likes to spend the cashJacobs out of luckAnd in the final chapterHe imprints with a duck."

______ BACK AT THE CULLEN HOUSE, AFTER EDWARD POSTED THE VIDEO ON UTUBE______________________________________________________________

Emmet asked Edward "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"WIMP!" Em, R, A, and J shouted.

"I am NOT! Am I Bella?"

My eyes widened. "Er- I mean- well… I love you, but yes, yes you are."

He looked at me, shocked.

"Dare, then."

"LE GASP!!!'' We all said.

"Okay Eddie, I dare you to go to Ms. Newton's house and kiss her ON THE LIPS for 5 seconds.

I gasped, and sprang at Emmet. Edward didn't try to stop me.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"

I tore his arms and legs off, but didn't burn them. He should be healed by the time Edward gets back.

________________________________ WHEN HE GETS BACK ________________________________________________________________________________

"Ok, Jasper, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to find Ms. Cope and kiss her."

"On the cheek?"

"Yes… on the butt cheek."

____________________________________ 8 Dares l8r _____________________________________________________________________________________

"What now?" Asked Emmett.

"Shopping!" Said Alice.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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REVIEW OR THIS WILL BE THE LAST CHAPTER, NOT THE NEXT 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_

Xoxo Emma