The phone rang.
McGee rolls over, with a smug expression on his face. Wow, he thought. That was pretty good, last night. Preee-ty good, McGee.
McGee picks up his phone, and looks at the caller ID. It's Tony. Why would he call at 6 in the morning?
"Hello, Tony. What do you want?" McGee sounded exasperated.
"Ahh, McGee. Just checking up, making sure you will be at work as soon as possible."
"Oh, and McGee?"Asked Dinozzo.
"Yes?"
"You should probably bring Abby into work with you. It would be a nice gesture after last night, you know."
"How did you know I was at Abby's?" McGee seemed confused.
"Ahh McGee, I suppose that's one of the perks of being a Federal Agent- I know how to track calls."
And with that, he hung up.
He rolled back over, and gave Abby a very nice hug.
"Good morning, sugar bun."
"Sugar bun?" Abby said.
"Oh, no- I'm sorry…"
"McGee, there's no need to be sorry. I love it! Call me that all the time! Yay!"
And Abby skipped out of the room, towards the Bathroom.
"Oh, and McGee?" She put on a Gibbs voice. " I need to see you in my office. " And she pointed to the shower.
…
Meanwhile
Ziva and Tony were sitting in the Bull Pen, all alone. Pretty much no- one was around, there was nothing to do. They both looked up at each other, at the same time. They knew what each other was thinking. And with that, they ran out of the Bull Pen and raced to the Autopsy room.
They didn't even make it inside the room before they started making out and ripping off each others clothes. Before they knew it, Tony was pushing Ziva onto one of the tables (which they knew were clean) and ripping off even more clothes, which is exactly when Palmer walked in to the floor. He heard clattering of Tools in the room, so he quickly rushed to see what was happening. He looked through the glass to see Tony and Ziva practically naked and they were really getting into it. Palmer thought he could look away, but he was in so much shock, he just stood there, gawking at them. He finally looked away and waited by the elevator, making sure no one saw them.
Then, finally, they both were stripped of their clothes. Ziva grabbed hold, firmly of Tony's erection and stroked it. Then, she pushed down onto him, making him harder. They rolled around and around the table. He fingered her, starting with only 1 finger, then adding a next. Ziva gripped the side of the table, biting her lip. She threw herself at Tony, grabbing hold of him and pushing herself against him. This made him so hard, he thought he was going to burst. Finally, Tony guided himself in. Ziva moaned and yelled words in her native tongue, sounding more and more pleasurable as he went deeper and deeper. She screamed and screamed for more and more, and he gave her that. He gave her everything.
Finally, when it was over, they lay next to each other, gasping for air. They both knew that that was probably the best thing they ever felt in their lives. They quickly changed, helping each other, while still making out. Tony wished they could have had a second round, because he knew he wasn't finished. But they had to go, because someone was bound to be down soon.
"I love you" Ziva said.
"I love you" Tony said, sweetly.
They turned the corner, when they saw Palmer.
Sitting by the elevator, looking very stunned.
"Palmer!" They yelled, simultaneously.
"Ahh, there you both are. You know, is it too much to ask to come into work without having to see live porn? I mean it is a place where we pull apart dead people?"
"Oh, so you did see us?"
"I saw more of you I would have ever imagined to see. But hey, I'm glad it wasn't Ducky- because he would have had a heart attack. Or Gibbs, he probably would have done something…Gibbs-y. But I'm just glad you guys are happy, and everything- enjoying yourselves, a lot." Palmer swallowed loudly. "I'm just going to go clean up, in there. Nice to see…you guys." And he sprinted off into the room.
Dinozzo and Ziva just looked at each other, and laughed.