A/N: I don't like Sanji x Nami one bit. This is the first time I wrote anything related to the two of them.
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Pairing/s: Sanji x Nami, with a very, very little amount of Absalom x Nami.
Rating: T, for language. This is Sanji we're talking about.
Spoilers for: Thriller Bark arc.
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"A wedding?! Are you fucking kidding?!"
Sanji blazed. And by blazed, you must take it literally.
He absolutely went aflame in front of the other crewmembers. Nevertheless, it's not like they are surprised by this. Sanji is the popular ladies' man of the Straw Hats. 'Ladies' man' here, having the meaning of 'love cook', as a certain swordsman puts it.
When Usopp mentioned the news of having an invisible guy take Nami away, Sanji had to restrain himself from kicking anything in sight. But when Usopp said that Nami was taken away to become the bride of whatever creature, he lost it.
He, of all people, is the one who pampers his precious Nami-san and Robin-chan as frequent as he can. Now he hears that a wedding is being held, with his prized Nami-san as the bride. He knows that whoever did this has a lot of freaking guts, as he overhears Luffy saying, "Man, he's pretty brave wanting to marry Nami."
As he continues his endless ranting and threats to the mist, he cannot help thinking about his Nami-san being a bride. If it was any kind of decent, he would probably have hearts all over him. After all, this was Nami wearing a wedding gown. And yet, the mere thought of her being committed to a creature is utterly unforgivable.
The last thing he heard was Luffy's voice saying that he entrusts Nami to him, before he dashes off. He didn't care whether he destroyed a damn lot of things in the way. He had to get there, fast. Like hell he would abandon his precious Nami-san.
As he screamed "Nami-swaaaaaan! I've come to take you baaaaaaack!" at the top of his lungs, he knew he interrupted the freak ceremony already. He knew he got the attentions of those disrespectful, good-for-nothing zombies present at that quack wedding.
And as he twirls like a whirlwind inside the chapel, he had one thing in mind:
If he's gonna lose his dearest, precious Nami-san, then he'll make sure that he was losing her to the right man.
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A/N: Majority of my quotations at the beginning are from the manga. So if you think I revised it, no, I did not. Also, flames here will not be tolerated. I don't wanna have a canon war here. Grow up, people.