A/N: Dear me, Depp looks wonderful as usual. If you've seen the Public Enemies trailer, that is.

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Pairing/s: Franky x Robin

Rating: T or maybe a bit M. (No, no lemon.)

Spoilers for: Post-Enies Lobby, SH departure from Water 7.

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"If we can just play rough, let me help out."

Franky sweared he knew that Nico Robin is up to no good. Just by the sound of the word 'rough' and the phrase 'let me help out', he should have known.

Before he knew it, he was having the biggest nightmare in his entire life as a man. What the recently-rescued raven-haired woman did was definitely unforgivable, no matter whom you ask.

What she actually grabbed was the region of a man that should always remain intact. It's like an unspoken law that envelops men, a law that even women of these ages knew about. And now, she, this government-proclaimed demon, dares to violate it.

Unforgivable.

He wanted to scream as loud as could, if he's not doing that already. He wanted the world to know of his pain, of this nightmare no man would ever dream of experiencing.

He did not hear the rest of the Straw Hat crew plead with their archaeologist. No, he did not even hear the captain and the doctor scream with him. Nor did he hear the navigator uttering words of evident shock.

He did not hear the outcries of the people of Water 7. He did not hear some of the citizens take pity on the pain he's currently having. He did not hear them sympathize.

All he heard was the loud, distinct crunch that sent him to the ground.

Now that Franky recollects his thoughts about that unpleasant day of his departure from Water 7, he couldn't help hoping for a sweet, sweet revenge.

After all, what Nico Robin did was undoubtedly unforgivable.

Now he finds himself wishing he had her powers for a moment. Oh, the things he could do to her.

"…Grasp."

The next thing heard was a loud scream that sent the rest of the Straw Hats on deck.

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A/N: What happened on Scrap Island was undoubtedly a Frobin moment. Gotta love Franky and Robin's ability. Anyhow, it's 'grasp' on the manga, so I stuck to that.