A/N: Can you actually believe that the author-proclaimed most beautiful women in the One Piece world have/had feelings for Luffy? LOL. Alvida was infatuated with him at one time, just so you know. And Hancock being completely hopeless.

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Pairing/s: One-sided Luffy x Hancock, and hinted Luffy x Nami. (Yes, I am evil. Thank you.)

Rating: T

Spoilers for: Amazon Lily arc, since Hancock first appeared there.

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There are times she wonders what he thinks about.

Most of the time, she wonders how he made it to Amazon Lily. A fragment of her believes it was mere coincidence, the bigger part believes that it was really destined.

For the record, the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock is one lovesick woman.

And the object of her current affection is none other that the clueless, yet full of bravado and highly spirited young boy sporting a straw hat.

If she were in her right senses, the straw hat would certainly be a major turn-off on her part. She had seen hundreds of men sporting all kinds of hats, wearing the most gallant clothing, and yet, this naïve youth is the one that got her attention.

In reality, she thinks that the straw hat just compliments his veiled attractiveness.

Now, what she wonders is how come none of the two women in his crew saw what he has to offer.

He has a big heart, a caring and trusting attitude, making him extremely irresistible on her part. There are times that she catches herself daydreaming of days she would spend with this particular pirate captain.

She finds it improper that these two women she's eyeing at the moment can resist and stand up to Luffy without even a moment's hesitation.

Especially this orange-haired girl.

There is something about her that displeases Hancock, though this is the first time they have met. As expected, this orange-haired woman is just one of the people who admitted that her beauty is incomparable the first time they set eyes on each other. Yet, she sensed her bossy attitude and immediately found herself irritated with her, despite the fact she did nothing.

If one would have the nerve to ask her about it, the only reason Hancock put up with Luffy's crew is that it's his. Surely, there is something about this people that Luffy liked, and if possible, even loved.

If there is, well, she had to know what it is.

As of the moment, the ship of the crew, which she found cute, is sailing gracefully amidst the loud bombardment of enemy battleships, under the orders of the orange-haired girl earlier.

The Pirate Empress then lifted her head to continue observing how this crew of young people works. She saw them run about, taking care of sails and leaks. If there are any, that is.

Soon, the time has come for the crew to stand up. Three men immediately stood up to the scene, the first one being her Luffy. She believes that this dream of hers would someday become reality, and he would someday call her his.

The second one was the green-haired fellow who just shrugged upon their introduction. Not that it mattered, anymore.

The last was the blond-haired chap who immediately knelt down on one knee upon seeing her. She almost petrified him, if not for Luffy's pleading. This blond-haired should be thankful she cannot resist Luffy's requests, no matter how absurd they are.

As the three, or what the long-nosed one called the Monster Trio headed for the enemy's ship, she heard her Luffy say something and saw him remove his hat and toss it to her direction.

At least, she thought he did, until the person beside her caught it.

With this, Hancock turned her head slowly to the right, and she couldn't help glaring at the sight.

The orange-haired woman, the one that infuriates her for absolutely no reason at all, is now wearing her Luffy's straw hat. Worse, not even one of the crew seemed to be surprised by this.

As Hancock falls into the dark oblivion, she knew that the petrification of this woman is coming very soon.

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A/N: You guessed it. She fainted. LOLOLOL. This is the longest one I ever made, and the first one to crack me up so much. Oh. If Hancock seems OOC, trust me. She is NOT.

This is just a scene my mind thought of. I wondered how Hancock would react if she saw Luffy's hat on Nami's head, so here it is. Hancock should let Luffy go, he's too young for her. She should go find someone appropriate to her age.

AND, this is not a scene I imagined when Hancock JOINS the crew. Let's say she's just having a glimpse of how the Straw Hats work, not as a member, but as a guest.