A/N: Whoe. I've been writing too much LuNa. I do hope I don't seem a bit biased in here. Oh well. Let's forget LuNa for a while.
I remember someone posting a review, hoping for a Usopp x Nami. This is it. Unfortunately, it's not a very romantic one. But it counts as UsoNa. To The Sacred and Profane, this is yours.
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Pairing/s: Usopp x Nami.
Rating: T
Spoilers for: The Alabasta and Thriller Bark bathroom scenes.
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"Thank you very much!"
Now that Nami remembers it, she could feel her frown becoming deeper.
Sure, that wasn't the first time Usopp saw her…
Well, naked.
Back in Alabasta, her ever-famous 'Happiness Punch' did have them flip over to the other side of the wall.
Not to mention having severe nosebleeds as well.
And by them, she meant the entire male population in that particular Royal Bathroom, sans Zoro. Why, even the camel did not have the guts to resist her!
As expected, of course.
Even the biggest idiots in their crew fell to her body's beauty. Not even Luffy managed to stop his nose's reaction that was similar to everybody else's.
Especially Sanji-kun's. No doubt about that, she figured.
But now she remembers it, it really wasn't the first time Usopp had seen her naked inside a bathroom.
She wonders now if Sanji-kun knows about it.
No, probably not. Because after she was taken by that perverted zombie, the next time she saw Usopp, he certainly didn't look like someone who was kicked for how many times in the face.
She figured Usopp thought that the smartest thing to do is not to tell Sanji.
Unless he has a very desperate death wish.
Very clever of him.
So, not even one of the boys in their crew knows about Usopp's little… once in a lifetime opportunity.
Except for Chopper, of course. But knowing the little reindeer, he might have forgotten all about it. He's not the type to be interested in naked bodies; Nami overheard him saying that while she was bathing in Hogback's mansion.
And now, as she remembers Usopp's immediate 'thank you', she believes she has forgotten something.
Oh boy, she wonders what he'll do after she does whatever she's thinking of right now.
And so, with a very evident smile on her face (that Zoro will sure recognize as something related to her evil schemes), she calls out on deck:
"Ne, have you guys seen Usopp?"
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A/N: That moment was definitely a UsoNa moment. Poor, poor Usopp.
Also, I'm not mentioning it because it's understood, but… One Piece belongs to a person possessing a great mind and extreme art skills. And it's not me. Because if I owned OP, Luffy won't have any vest anymore, and he would fight his enemies completely topless for the sake of my fangirling. Kyaha.