A/N: Okay, you can take drabble 16 in two views: either Usopp was jealous of Luffy or he's jealous of Nami. Honestly, I prefer the former.

And if you're doubting if 16's really canon, check out chapter 284 of the manga, page 06, panel 4. THERE.

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Pairing/s: Implied Luffy x Nami.

Rating: K

Spoilers for: Garp's grand entrance at Galley-La headquarters, chapter 431 of the manga.

Notes: Chopper's POV.

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I found it ordinary that Luffy was asking for another ice pack from me.

Obviously, he must have done something to need an ice pack. And whatever it was, I take that it was something that would earn him countless pounds and pummeling from either Nami or Sanji.

Oh, wait. Now that I look at it closely…

Those kinds of blows on his head certainly don't look like kicks. I'm a doctor; I know how to differentiate damages from kicks and damages from punches.

So that one who hit him wasn't Sanji.

I sighed. Not again. It's as if Luffy really doesn't know the limits of Nami's temper, for him to be able to annoy her constantly. And this is more than the thousandth time.

That would explain the pleas for help I heard on deck earlier. Usopp must have gotten away on time, seeing as it's only Luffy who came to me for a remedy.

Wait a moment.

Luffy's rubber.

So how come…?

Maybe…?

Can the explanation be the same as the one explained by Luffy's grandpa back in Water 7?

"There's no way anyone can escape the fist of love!"

For some reason, I couldn't help gulping as I remembered Luffy's grandpa's words.

If Nami ever finds out what I'm thinking, I am my new patient.

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A/N: And the bastard called 'school' started, and will eventually get in the way. Sheesh. Life sucks at times.