Edward flew to Bella's house that night.
"Since there's nothing on at 3 in the morning, I'll just stop by here."
Edward looked into his pockets for some money. 3 cents.
As he took a sharp turn, the money flew out of his hands.
"MY LIFE SAVINGS!", and bashed right into Bella's bedroom window; and fell face first on the ground.
"FUCK!" he cried.
Too loud.
The dog next door started barking.
"OH SHIT!"
He ran and broke right through the door, screaming like Justin Bieber into the living room and hid under the sofa until the barking faltered into silence.
Safe.
He stomped upstairs, "Oh shit, too loud."
He started flying but got distracted, "OOU, a penny, SHINNY!" and broke right through Bella's bedroom door.
He landed on his feet, entering the room quietly...
Until he tripped over a bowling ball, a dead chicken and a crunched up piece of newspaper with a "How to get an abortion" article, falling face first on the floor.
"DAMN, MY FOOT!" he screeched.
Luckily, Bella was absolutely lovely in her Barney footy P.J's, snoring like a high, constipated chimpanzee to notice.
Edward sighed.
He was nearly to the bed when he tripped over a pencil fell face first on the side table next to the bed, knocking the lamp down crashing on top of the computer causing immediate combustion.
Through it all, Bella stayed beautiful, constipating snoring.
"Damn, she's hot."
Bella bolted up in bed, flashed her head side to side, "FINLAND!", and fell back to sleep with her mouth still open.
Edward finally went to Bella at last, right up 2 inches from her face.
He stayed there, bent over 2 inches with the still burning fire of the computer until he noticed the sound of footsteps outside in the hall.
"Shit!" He dove right through the window, crashing on the ground face first, for God knows how many times that day, and flew away.
Charlie entered Bella's room, immediately noticing the hugeass hole in the door, the broken shatters of glass from the window, and the ever still flaming fire of the computer.
"Bella, clean your goddamn room!"