Wow! Chapter four already...! Go me!

And I learned Dr. Pepper and Crazy Frog is a bad combination...xD

I've also been watching A LOT of Dragon Ball Z! Piccolo is one hot piece of ass!

Anyway...onward and so forth!


Chapter 4

Let's be honest...sort of.

Crap! She heard me! Sam thought in panic.

'I was...talking to you...' Sam decided on saying, feigning innocence. Tai raised an eyebrow...the one that wasn't pierced...and looked suspicious but she was buying it. 'Okay...' She said slowly. 'What were you talking about? In case you had forgotten, my face was being shoved in your armpit.'

'What was I...what now?' Sam said, once again seeing the mechs, the older ones at that, trying to get out with Bumblebee clinging to Optimus's leg like a child.

Tai's left eye twitched. 'What were you...what?!' Tai was getting annoyed and frustrated, she pulled at her spiked hair slightly. 'What the hell is going on?! You're acting insane...more than usual!'

Sam was sweating bullets. He kept discreetly glancing over at the mechs, who were now arguing amongst themselves like Fraternity guys. How they were arguing so quietly was amazing to him...but Tai could most likely still see them.

Not good...not good! Sam thought frantically. Think dummy, think! He than came up with something...it was from her favorite movie and hopefully, this might work. Well it's worth a shot!

'Look something shiny!' He exclaimed, pointing in the direction of the woods. Please work! Please work!

Tai than gasped excitedly, the whole seriousness and annoyance strong. 'Where!?' She looked in the direction in excitement.

'Oh, it just went into the trees...take Psyche and go find it!'

Tai whistled loudly and took off with her huge dog galloping behind, who was barking loudly and excitedly.

I cannot believe that worked. Sam thought to himself. Shaking his head in bemusement, he dashed over to the arguing bots. 'What are you doing?!' He shrieked in disbelief. 'This was not in the plan description!'

They stopped their bickering to look down at him. Why did they come out again? To investigate? Even when Optimus said not to...but yet he did anyway. So without anything else to say, they all shrugged.

Sam groaned in disbelief, slapping a hand over his eyes. 'I'm going to have a stroke by the time I'm twenty...I just know it!' He muttered to himself. 'What happened to staying in there..?!' He suddenly said loudly to get their attention. 'I told you guys once, like I told you before...to stay!' He than ran his hands roughly through his hair in frustration, which made it stick up comically.

Bumblebee and Jazz got a chuckle out of it. Sam glared at them, which made them laugh even harder.

While he was laughing, Bumblebee looked up in time to see the massive dog from earlier, standing on the edge of the trees, staring at them. He quirked his head to the side, which the dog imitated.

What a smart dog...The young scout thought. Than without warning, the dog started galloping towards them...specifically towards Sam.

But unfortunately, Sam was so busy chastising them, he didn't notice the large animal coming at him.

'Uhh..Sam?' Bumblebee said in a way that if he were human, it would be through his teeth.

'Not now Bee...anyway, do I have to get on my knees and beg you to stay in there? Because, lemme tell you, I will if the situation calls for it...' Sam was so busy ranting and rambling, he had yet failed to notice Psyche getting closer and closer.

Optimus, Jazz, and Ratchet could not believe their optics. This dog was nothing like the one they were used to. Mojo was very tiny...but this dog was huge compared to him.

'That's a dog...?' Optimus asked Ratchet as they pretended to listen to Sam's ranting. Ratchet, recovering from his shock, suddenly smiled gleefully. 'I can't wait for Ironhide to meet this one...' It was well known, Ironhide did not like dogs...or rodents as he referred to them. Ever since Mojo lubricated on his foot...he just wouldn't let it go.

Sam looked up at the faces of the mechs, now just noticing that they were not looking at him. But before he could turn around, Psyche reached him. Letting out a yelp, he felt himself being pushed face-first into the dirt, than a large cold, wet nose pushing into his neck.

That caused him to start laughing and squealing in a very unmanly sort of way...this was very embarrassing! 'Psyche...you really got to stop doing this!!' He managed to get out through his giggles, trying and failing to cover his face or push her off.

Optimus and the others found this incredibly amusing...Prime couldn't help himself as he let out a loud chuckle.

At the sound of the rather loud unfamiliar noise, the Great Dane stopped her assault on Sam, and looked up at the tall figures in front of her. But she didn't start barking like Mojo did, she just sat there...staring at them, her huge tail wagging.

Seizing the opportunity, Sam got up off the ground...once again, his face covered with slobber and dirt. 'Ugh...so incredibly nasty...' He muttered, once again using his shirt to try to clean his face off.

'Holy...clue...' A voice said behind him, causing his eyes to widen. Oh...shit...

He turned around slowly, and there was Tai, looking wide eyed and surprised but strangely unafraid.

'Whoa...' She walked over to Sam, her bright blue eyes still on the autobots. He turned to look at her, fear very evident in his face.

'Oh...Hey Tai...' He said, his voice cracking loudly. He cleared his voice before speaking again. 'Did...I mention...I made some new friends...?'

Than without warning, she whipped out her cell phone and from the looks of it, was rapidly searching through her contacts.

'Tai...what are you doing!?' Sam shouted out, making a grab for it.

'Sam..!! What the fragton?!' Tai exclaimed, grabbing it back.

'Whatever you are about to do...don't!' Sam grabbed it back.

It suddenly turned into an embarrassing game of tug-of-war...and Sam was losing...very badly.

The Autobots gazed down upon the two fighting humans in alarm and confusion...or in Jazz and Bumblebee's case...major amusement. 'Shouldn't we stop them?' Optimus asked as Tai tackled Sam onto the ground, tucking his arm behind his back, she herself sitting on top of him.

'No sir...I've been around humans long enough to know when to stay out of it.' Bumblebee said. As humorous as this was, he was very tempted to lift this girl off of Sam but she looked pretty tough.

'Hey, did she say fragton?' Jazz asked Ratchet in amazement.

'I believe she did.' Ratchet said with disapproval.

Jazz laughed. 'Even though I just saw her today...I like her already!' He didn't know why, but he found this human girl especially beautiful and...What was the term humans used?...Oh yeah, hot.

Ratchet rolled his optics and was about to scold him but before he could, his sensors picked up something...or someone very familiar.

'What's up Doc?' Jazz asked, raising his visor.

'I'm not sure...I sense...someone.'

'Is it Decepticons?' He asked again, looking alarmed and worried for Sam and Tai and Tai's dog.

'No...it's Autobot...I can't figure out who he is or where he is...but he is close, very close.' Ratchet looked around, his optics settling on the bright blue car. Could that be them?

'Tai! Let go of my leg!' Sam yelled out in pain as Tai had both his left arm and right leg bent in ways that they shouldn't bend...ever!

'Give me back my phone and I'll give you back your limbs!' She said loudly.

Optimus looked at this new human girl with interest and fascination. She was completely different from Mikaela and Mrs. Lennox....they were both so delicate looking. This femme was not by any means delicate. But like Mikaela and Sarah Lennox, she was beautiful.

And for some reason, Optimus felt his spark reach out to her. It felt like it was telling him to protect her...because of her dreadful past. How someone who suffered so much could turn out so well was beyond him.

'Bumblebee...aren't you gonna help me!?' Sam managed to get out.

'You're on your own here Sam!' Bee said, laughing at how Sam could face off against Decepticons and even Megatron himself...but he was being outdone by his female cousin.

'I know when to stay away.' He leaned against the side of the building.

'That's it...no hot wax for you!' Sam yelled out, as he still tried to get her off of him. How could such a petite chick be so strong?

'You got one smart Autobot there Sam-arino!' Tai said, still holding Sam's arm and leg. Sam's eyes popped open and with lightening fast speed, he was now on top of her.

'Wha...What did you just say?' Sam sputtered in shock.

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