A/N: And this is a stupid idea.
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Character/s: Straw Hats
Rating: T
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It's good to unwind once in a while.
So the moment they saw another amusement park, they didn't pass up the chance.
Or at least, Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Brook didn't.
"Okay, you guys listen up." Nami called their attention.
"Eh? What now, Nami? I wanna go ride those teacups!" Luffy whined.
"Shut up. It's just for a moment. Okay. We're gonna split into partners, got that? It's easier to track everyone this way, and we should have the sane ones guard the idiots." Nami explained.
"Oh. Did she call you an idiot, Sanji?" Luffy turned to Sanji, and received a full kick in the face.
"I'm one of the 'sane ones', you freakin' idiot, you're the big-time idiot here." Sanji took a huff from his cigarette.
Zoro was about to say something, but Nami sensed it, so she stopped him just in time before another fight ensues.
"And the partnering, Nami-chan?" Robin asked with a knowing smile.
"No draw lots?" Chopper asked with a sigh.
"Oh no. There are draw lots, but not for you guys. For us." Nami showed her hand filled with tiny cut-out papers.
"Okay. Zoro, Sanji-kun, Robin, and Franky. Take your pick." Nami stretched out her hand to them.
"Good thing I'm not gonna be with the dartboard this time." Zoro commented with a smirk.
"Oh shut up, you and whoever you're guarding will get lost anyway." Sanji answered back. A fight almost ensued, but Nami immediately stopped them.
"Wait, wait a moment. Somebody will be left without a partner!" Usopp piped in.
"That's not a problem is it? One could stay with Zoro, so he and 'whoever he's guarding' as Sanji-kun said, will not be lost." Nami explained.
"Oh, so that's why you're not picking any." Franky raised an eyebrow.
"You bastard, what do you mean by that, to Nami-san?!" Sanji looked pretty ready to fight against the shipwright.
"Stop it. You got your papers?" Nami changed the subject.
True enough, Zoro had one, Sanji had one, Robin raised the tiny paper between her fingers, and Franky had one too.
"Let's see who they are, then." Nami motioned for them to open the folded papers.
"Ah, well. That's good." Zoro commented upon opening his paper.
"Shit." was all that could be heard from Sanji, who obviously was pretty disappointed from what he got.
"My, my." Robin said with a small smile, she looked like the idea was all right to her.
"I guess it's all right." was Franky's reaction about his own.
"Okay. Say the names of who you got." Nami said, as she asked 'the idiots' to step forward.
"Chopper." Zoro pointed to the little reindeer, who looked pleased when he knew it was Zoro who got him.
"Chopper it is then. I don't have to worry about Zoro anymore; Chopper's sense of smell can be useful in locating people. You guys can go now." Nami waved a hand to them.
"Next? Sanji-kun?"
"Luffy." Sanji looked angry with himself, as he looked at their Captain, who, in contrary, seemed pretty okay with the idea that it was Sanji who got him.
"Luffy, you go with Sanji-kun now, and Sanji-kun, better take care of him, he might suddenly disappear." Nami said, knowing that Sanji definitely likes to be trusted with such.
"Yes, Nami-san! Oi, let's go, you bastard." and with that, they took a different direction from where Zoro and Chopper disappeared off to.
"Robin?" Nami turned to the archaeologist.
"Usopp." Robin said with a smile, as if to welcome the sniper.
"Okay. So it's Franky and Brook. Franky, you better keep an eye out for Brook, we don't want him asking for panties from other people. As for me, I'll come with Robin." Nami said dismissively, and they all separated paths.
Brook sighed. "If it's one of the ladies who got me, I'll ask for their—"
"—their panties, yes. Let's go now, it wasn't one of the ladies who got you anyway." Franky finished what he wanted to say, as they went on.
Nami looked pretty pleased with herself, the partnering turned out all right.
Zoro and Chopper get along together, and Zoro's awful sense of directions can be countered with Chopper's nose.
Sanji-kun can definitely handle Luffy, he never hesitates to kick the captain in the face whenever Luffy does something stupid and annoying.
Well, Usopp is not a problem for their case, Usopp knows her wrath, and how terrible it's gonna be once he crosses over the line.
She was only worried about one thing, and that is when Franky and Brook both become perverts that will terrorize women and men alike. But then again, Franky only does dances, it's Brook that asks for underwear.
With a sigh, she told herself not to worry about it anymore, and enjoy the time she's about to spend with Robin and Usopp.
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A/N: Of course this has a sequel. This is just the partnering.
I was pretty tempted to have Zoro and Sanji together, but…. Let's save that for later. LOL.