I really like these lists (when they're good), but I couldn't find any Artemis Fowl ones, so I figured I'd write one instead. Feel free to tell me if it's crap. I will probably do other characters.
I do not own Artemis Fowl. I am not nearly that rich.
10 Ways To Annoy Artemis Fowl
1, Ask him what his therapist thinks of the fairies.
2, Tell him he failed a test…
3, …Videotape the nervous breakdown that is guaranteed to happen, then show it to his therapist.
4, 'Politely' point out that Foaly's smarter than him.
5, Ask him stupid questions, time how long it takes for him to get annoyed.
6, Ask him something that can't be scientifically answered, like 'how do bees fly with such small wings.
7, Tell him genies are meant to be in lamps.
8, Ask him 'I geeks get the girls, why are you single?'
9, Set fangirls on him.
10, Ask for the truth about him and Holly/ Minerva/ Butler.