It concerns me greatly that I have gotten more reviews for this in one day than my other two fics put together. Apparently, people are more interested in my hyperactive-sugar-rush-induced randomness than my serious fan fictions. All the same, I got let loose with a computer and a packet of trident gum, so here's Holly. YAY FOR HYPERNESS. Probably Foaly next.
10 Ways To Annoy Holly Short
1, Dye her hair blonde.
2, Replace all of her clothes with dresses (that one would irk anyone).
3, Say fairies aren't real. Ask why she isn't dying.
4, Paint her neutrino pink.
5, When she does something bad, threaten to tell peter pan on her.
6, Compare her to Tinkerbelle.
7, Compare her to any other stereotype fairy.
8, Ask her why she's not like the elves from the Inheritance cycle or Lord of the Rings.
9, Introduce her to Paris Hilton…
10, …then lock them in a room together.