I'm on a roll today. The joys of trident chewing gum, it really does make me hyper. I think this is my best so far. Oddly, Foaly's one of my favorite characters.
10 Ways To Annoy Foaly
1, Take his hoof moisturizer.
2, Test his latest invention- brake it.
3, Criticize his latest invention.
4, Put pictures of horses on his computer, and then accuse him of having been on porn.
5, Buy him a saddle.
6, Call him your 'knight in shining tinfoil'.
7, Try and hook him up with Donkey from Shrek.
8, Buy him a big donkey/horse teddy; say you couldn't find a centaur blow-up doll.
9, Lock him in a room with Opal Kobi (also works for opal)
10, Suggest he joins the geek squad.