I've been getting flamed. YAY! I only posted this because I was bored and hyper, I was going to remove it a few days later, but people asked me to do other characters. This chapter is dedicated to everybody who reads it. With special mentions to 94, my newly corrupted school friend whom has just signed up. Be nice to her.
Today's sugar and E-numbers have worn off, so it's just me and my wit (or lack there of).
If you're a fan, drop me a line. If not…drop me a line anyway. It brings meaning to my pointless existence; ok, it doesn't, but I have nothing better to do in ICT class than read them.
Oh, and another one for Foaly, ask if he knows the centaur from Coheed and Cambria's music video for The suffering. Ask if it is him. I'm adding this because I'm listening to them right now.
10 Ways To Annoy Butler
1, Hit Artemis (not funny, but I felt like pointing out the obvious).
2, Say you saw him on top of the empire state building in an old black and white film.
3, Compare him to Donkey Kong.
4, Beg him not to throw barrels at you.
5, Lock him in a room with a troll.
6, Tell him King Kong got the looks in his family.
7, Say you know someone tougher than him…
8, …Refuse to specify who.
9, Call him a zombie. He did die, so it's technically correct.
10, Write 'property of Artemis Fowl' on his head, say you like to point out the obvious.
I know this one isn't very good, but I'm not a comedy writer and a have no sugar and hyperness in my system. And yes, I do know the author's note is longer than the chapter.