This chapter is dedicated to the late, great commander Root, whom did not deserve to get killed off. This was surprisingly difficult since it's a character that is usually angry. Not my best work, I know.
10 Ways To Annoy Commander Root
1, Tell him about people betting on how much longer his heart would last.
2, Call him beetroot.
3, Ask him about that time he got beat by a twelve year old.
4, Next time, remember to point out that it was a human twelve year old.
5, When he goes to get in a shuttle, tell him one person at a time.
6, Tell him how tight his uniform looks.
7, When he walks into a room, scream about a time bomb; apologize and say it was just his heart.
8, If he hasn't yelled at you for five minutes, assume he's had a heart attack.
9, When he gets annoyed, make an exploding noise. See how many people panic.
10, Paint him purple.