Firstly, as much as I like flames, they're better if I can actually reply to them. Thanks for the reviews, people, you're all great. Someone requested this character, and since I'm so nice, here she is. Minerva bashers will love me! No sugar-rush this time, but I have got a cold.
10 Ways To Annoy Minerva
1, Misspell or mispronounce her last name.
2, Or just forget it completely (like me).
3, Tell her that blondes are dumb (not to insult any blondes, I have a lot of blond friends).
4, Keep making insulting blonde jokes around her (again, no offence to any blonde readers)
5, Tell her Artemis would rather spend three years with demons than with her.
6, Tell her- and everyone else- that she gets her looks from her father; the plastic surgeon.
7, Give her little brother sugar…
8, …Then lock her in a room with him.
9, Lock her in a room with that nutcase who thought demons killed his brother (I can't remember his name).
10, Point out that Artemis found the fairies first.