I'm beginning to run out of characters…I may have to end this. Nay will have to end this. Yes, I am afraid I have only character left after this. But don't worry, as I have gotten so attached to this fanfic, I will most likely write a parody based on it. With Author inserts. This character was a suggestion, and I do tend to respond to them.
Oh, and I have corrupted another friend, Sh4d0wGirl, be nice to this one, too.
And no, flames don't bother me, I actually find them funny.
10 Ways To Annoy Trouble Kelp
1, Lock him in a room with his brother.
2, Ask if him being Trouble makes his parents trouble makers.
3, Ask if he's so tough why did he got beat up by Butler when Grub didn't.
4, When he does/says something mean to Grub, tell him Mummy and Daddy will be angry.
5, Record Grub whining, then make him listen to it on repeat.
6, Replace all of his trousers with short skirts, say it's so that you can call him 'trouble in a miniskirt'.
7, Tattoo 'Grub's brother' on his head, just to remind him of who he's related to.
8, Use 'Mummy and Daddy' threats on him.
9, Call him Trubs in front of the bad guys.
10, When he's trying to pull, tell the girl (or guy, Eoin Colfer didn't exactly make it clear) 'Careful, this ones Trouble'.