Oh, dear Lord. I need to just...get off the computer now...because if THIS is what spawns when I'm bored, then...just...wow. I feel like I made everyone OOC, and there's like, no plot at all to this. *OTL*
One Innocent Question.
"LIGHT-KUUUUN~" Misa drawled as she skipped through the hallways of the headquarters, peeking into every room. She frowned as every peek brought no sign of her boyfriend.
Where could he beeee~?
She was just about to give up her search, until she saw a familiar head of spiky black hair hiding behind a large chair. Not even trying to calm down in the least, she ran up to the chair and spun it around quickly so that the man sitting in it had no choice but to glance up at the girl. Several workers in the room looked over to see what the commotion was about, but after seeing Misa in all her annoyingly-perky glory, went back to work.
"Konichiwa, Ryuzaki-kun!!"
L blinked a few times, his usual monotone expression on his features. "…Hello."
"Do you know where Light ish?"
"No, I haven't seen him all day, actually."
"…Oh. Well, can I stay here until he comes?!"
L hesitated before responding, thinking over the question and the possible consequences he would have to face depending on his answer. "…Are you sure you have looked everywhere?"
Misa nodded, a pout forming on her face. "Yes! Misa has looked everywhere that Light-kun could possibly be, but Misa hasn't seen him anywheres!"
(Cue the twitch of a nearby man's eye at the sound of the blonde girl's butcher to the English language.)
"But what makes you think he will come here?"
"He always comes here!"
"Does he now?"
"Yes! I've been with him!"
"So you are always with him when he comes here?"
The conversation was beginning to sound surprisingly interesting, and the previously-couldn't-care-less workers were now nonchalantly inching over towards the duo, listening in.
"Yesh!"
"Then shouldn't you be with him right now?"
"But I don't know where he issss~!"
"So you aren't always with him, then."
"…"
The corners of L's lips quirked ever so slightly, not enough to be a smile, and barely a smirk. "Misa, where do you think he is?"
"I don't know, that's why I asked you, silly!"
"Could he possibly be with someone else…?"
"Like who?"
"You tell me."
Silence filled the room as Misa glanced down at the floor, processing what little information she had just gotten out of that talk. "I don't know! Misa is very confused!"
"Are you now?"
"Yesh! Do you think Light-kun likes someone more than Misa?!"
"I never said that."
Out of nowhere, the blonde screamed, letting go of the chair and accidently hitting her arm against the counter near L. "LIGHT IS MISSING AND MISA THINKS MAYBE HE COULD BE WITH ANOTHER GIRL BECAUSE MISA THINKS THAT IS WHAT RYUZAKI-KUN IS TRYING TO TELL HER!" And, while sporting over-sized chibi-eyes, she ran out of the room, calling said male's name until her voice faded into the distance.
Matsuda, who was standing nearby, let out a breath he hadn't realized he was holding. "W-What just…happened…?" His question was met with various assortments of answers including "Wow…" and "Is she really that dense…?"
L had long tuned out his surroundings, and instead his attention was fixed on the piece of cake that met an early death when Misa had knocked it off its plate and onto the floor.
"…Did she just knock over your cake?"
The insomniac's dark eyes flashed over to the speaker's voice.
"…I don't know. Did she?"
End.
Ouch, the ending was pretty abrupt. Don't be surprised if I take this off and edit it a bit in the near future. P:
