The Zone Chp 5.

Alice in Lost-Land.

A/N Instead of "Alice in Wonder Land". Oh. I will only put "" in some lines… Or put who's saying what… It's all . I put-

Alice's

POV

Point Of View.

COUGH!

CHOKE!
GASP!

Oh! Huh?! WHERE'S MY BBBEEEERRRR?!

CURSE YOU ____ CRUDDY SON OF A GUN ZONE!

*PANT* *PANT*

Ughh…Right when I entered a cloud of dust came up like a tornado and sucked me up…

And now im LOST?!

WHAT ELSE CAN THE AUTHOR DO TO ME?!

(Oh I'm just getting started! Take this!)

A sign?

"BEWARE OF PYTHONS!"

Hmm…I got so drunk I forgot what a python was…

Oh! Hi little Snakey wakey your so cu-

AAAGGGHHH!!

Alice got away in the nick of time…

Only to find another sign:

"To get to the gates again, give up something you love."

I did! My *sob* B-B-Beer.

Another Sign appeared:

"OTHER THAN BEER!"

And so this went on on and on.

Ed "Alice you're back! I found the true gate!"

Great let's all enter.

And they did.