Umm, hi. I know I haven't updated for long and I apologize, but I gladly affirm that it was worth it! I got 9,30 (in my country the grades are from 1 to 10, so 10 is for us like 100 points or an A, so 9 is very good!) in romaine (my natal language) thesis and I got 9, 90 in mathematics, so, yeah, hooray for me! Anyways, I would like to thank to all how have kept their eyes for updates.
THANKS ARE ALSO GIVEN TO: Jasper and Onyx, Psychotic-Demon, justinluver, Ijin-Kimu12 and DarkKunoichi15 for adding me to their story alert list ( that's a good thing...right? like I don't really get what a Plus+ Alert is...someone mind explaining to me?)
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SPECIAL THANKS AND ICECREAM ARE GIVEN TO: Oniaon for the nice review and for adding Camp Konoha to favorites!
P.S. : I hope people enjoyed the hula thing in the last chapter. I will post something like that in every chapter from now on, SO DEAL WITH IT!
Chapter 4: Let's what this camp is all about DATTEBAYO!!
For chalet no. 24 thing were going pretty good...until Sai said the worst possible thing to Sakura:
" SHANNARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and the next thing you knew the pinkette punched her roommate so hard that he flew across the room and hit the wall. Sasuke whistled in amazement.
"Teme, remind me to never get her mad at me, deal?", Naruto whispered towards his friend as he trembled in fear for his life. Sasuke just shook his head in disapproval.
"Where'd you learn to do that?", the Uchiha asked.
"Well, you see, it's a family thing. My father is a black belt in judo and jujitsu. He's an officer in army. He's been my sensei ever since I was 4. And my uncle is a boxer. He taught me a few useful moves.", she explained with a cherry smile.
"And your mom?", Naruto questioned and Sakura's face became sad. Her eyes stared empty at the wooden ground. She murmured about the fact that she died of cancer.
"Oh...Sorry, I didn't know. I guess it feels terrible, then again, I wouldn't know. I never meet my parents, I'm adopted.", Naruto told her and she gave him a warm, reassuring smile, which made him respond with his own goofy grin.
"Ok you two lover birds, cut it out and lets unpack, before Sai says something again.", Sasuke suggested, rather commanded. And so they did. Sai, being a future fashion critic, inspected their clothes. Sasuke had, as usual, comfy T-shirts and hoods, along with plain, baggy shorts, some sneakers and a pair of flip-flops. All the items had dark shades, some slightly brightened by the red and white Uchiha crest. Sai gave him an acceptable. Dark colors were in fashion this year, and black never wears off (sp?). Naruto on the other hand was noted as fashion disaster, his clothing consisting in bright (mostly orange) shirts, baggy trousers, caps and goggles that he used to tame his messy hair and flip-flops. Sai covered his eyes, rubbed his sore temples and sighed. He moved to Sakura and his mouth fell open. Short skirts, short shorts, a few pairs of trousers (each having at least 5 pockets), anything that meant fishnet and cool big bracelets, but soft, thin necklaces. The colors were easy to blend and pleasant to the eye: red and brown, black and white, kaki and pink, most of them in camouflage model. Sai smiled. At least one of them had style apart from him. He was about to compliment her, but the other two males stopped him. After all, they didn't want to become collateral victims if he said something bad again.
As for no. 25....well, Hinata passed out after Ino saying about her and Naruto in a tree....and now....
"So....this Sasuke guy....is he single?" The blond asked.
"Tch...so he already made his first victim, how troublesome.", Shikamaru sighed and went back to unpacking, leaving Ino confused.
"Back home, Sasuke is the local #1 heart-throb. He was cursed with good looks and has most of the girls at his feet, but he never actually had a girlfriend, he says his waiting for the right girl.", Katana explained with a shy, kind smile am her face.
"Yeah, yeah we got it but....I'm also cursed with amazing looks, right?", Kiba pouted. He wasn't jealous usually, mostly because he had trust in Katana, but he had the right from time to time.
"Of course not....you are gifted with them. I mean, you'd be cursed if you had fangirls, but you have me.", she kissed his cheek. ' I'm blessed', Kiba thought with a grin.
"Hmpf... well he's done with waiting, because I'm the right girl for any guy.", Ino smiled arrogantly.
' From what I know, Sasuke likes them confident, but if they have airs it's all done. Besides, he was staring at that pink haired girl earlier...I've never seen him staring at someone like that before.", Shikamaru thought as he drifted to sleep, surrounded by sweet dreams of Temari.
' She's fashion addicted, boy crazy, self-confident to the border with arrogance, girlish and shallow. If you ask me she's the perfect girl for Sai......then again.....people never ask me about anything.......unless they need help at math.', Katana sighed but then smiled as nice memories returned to her.
~ ~ ~FLASH BACKS~ ~ ~
The bell rang announcing the end of the classes. It was warm and sunny outside, so Katana tied her black jacket around her slim waist. She swung her backpack over her shoulder causing the star keychain attached to one of the many zippers to clink. As usual she was the last one to leave the classroom, as usual no one waited for her, as usual she'd be going home alone.
"Not like I can blame them....I'm a freak", she murmured softly. This was the reality for her, the girl who read books instead of chatting with her friends on myspace, the girl who never left the top 5 for the best grades, the girl who has been given approval to wear boy uniform. As she stepped out of the room she didn't observe a boy leaning against the wall.
"Hey, the smart girl with black hair! Wait up!", she turned around at the familiar ' I need help at math or biology' formula. She was stunned as she saw who it was: her crush Inuzuka Kiba.
"You're Katana, right? I heard you're an excellent teach when it comes to numbers and stuff like that. You free on weekends?", he grinned and she couldn't say no. Later that day he walked her home.
3 weeks later: " -52. Hey, it's easy! I'm ready for the thesis, ne (1), Akamaru?", the brown haired boy looked at the dog who sat comfortably on Katana's lap as it barked loudly in answer.
"Of course you're ready! The problem wasn't that you didn't understand, it was that you didn't want to.", the girl scolded him as she scratched Akamaru's ear, watching his tail waving back and forward amused..
"You know, it's sort of weird...I mean that at first you were barely talking and you were afraid of Akamaru...and now you're smirking at me and making jokes and playing with Akamaru...that's a drastic change.", and with that the dog boy erupted in laughter.
"Well it takes me a while to get used to people and I've been chased by these big, angry dogs when I was 5. Mou (2), Akamaru's not like that, he's a great friend, ne, Aka-chan?", she smiled, raising the dog up above her head"
After the results were displayed: "Good job, got 96%! I got 88% and it's all thanks to you!", Kiba jumped out of nowhere and hugged the girl. "Hey, by the way, how about I take you out on a date after school to celebrate?", at this Katana went red.
~ ~ ~ End of flash back~ ~ ~
"Earth to Katana, we're losing connection! Answer please!", she snapped out of her toughs only to meet her boyfriend's hand in front of her face.
"Jeez, you're such a freak! And you're shirts are weird!", Ino exclaimed. Katana glared at her. 'Definitely Sai's soul mate...", she thought annoyed. Behind her Kiba was boiling. He threw him self at Ino.
"Don't call my girlfriend a freak", he barked out. He was pissed and somewhat similar to a Pit-bull right now. The blonde screamed like a four year old, but stopped when she felt a warm hand on her shoulder. Turning around she saw the freshly woken up Hinata, who was pointing at their new friends. Following her finger, she couldn't help but sweatdrop. Katana was pulling Kiba away from her by his hood and the dog boy was coughing, his tongue slipping out of his mouth.
'God, why are they so troublesome....? This summer will be such a drag...', if you can't guess who's thinking this..... than I pity you.
Twenty minutes later they all gathered at the cafeteria, as a note they found in their rooms told them. It was around 11 o'clock, but half of the tables were free.
"Probably they didn't understand. The person who wrote the notes hasn't heard of calligraphy. Thank god he decoded the message....um, Shikamaru was it?", Sakura asked. The lazy bum nodded.
"Ok! I think we should use our time to get and know each other better! Can I start?! Well it was my idea so I'll start anyways: I'm Uzumaki Naruto 'ttebayo! I like ramen, my favorite one is miso. I don't like school and....well, just school. My favorite color's orange and I like rap and hip-hop music! My hobby...uh....video games I think! Who's next?"
"You talk a lot and you're annoying, but we don't have anything better to do so.... I'm Yamanaka Ino, the future model. I like clothes, fashion parades, magazines, and the colors I like change judging by the ones in fashion. I listen to techno and good-for-dancing music. No autographs please."
"Ok, I'm next. I'm Sakura Haruno! I like playing with my little cousins, romance novels and comedies. My fav colors are red, black and green and I enjoy rock and pop music. My hobby would be training at karate or box with my dad and uncle. The single thing I could really say I hate is when people are messing around with my friends."
"Yo! Kiba Inuzuka here! I like Katana over here and my dog Akamaru. Country and rock music are perfect for me and I enjoy playing guitar and studying with Katana....in my room....where I wish some other stuff would happen, but I have to wait 'till we're older-OUCH!"
"My name's Katana. I hate it when Kiba acts like a perv and when he gets jealous, so sometimes I have to hit him! I like music- all genders-, reading, singing and drawing in manga style. My hobby, or obsession, is certainly anime. I like all colors except yellow and pink....no offence meant to Sakura, I like you. I'm scared of spiders, skirts and I also have an awful stage fright."
"I'm Uchiha Sasuke. I don't have a favorite color, the music I listen changes depending on my moods, I don't really have specific likes or dislikes. My hobbies are hanging out with friends, arguing with my older brother or with Naruto, also known as the dobe."
"Hey!! What's that supposed to mean teme!!?"
"Um... while they fight...my name is Sai, I like most of the stuff Ino stated, but I don't really listen to music because I prefer to draw and design clothes in my free time."
"Guess I'm next, huh? What a drag....All you guys need to know is that I like shougi (3) and sleeping. Speaking of that...don't mind me 'k?...zzzZZzzZZzzzz....."
"Oi (4), Hin-Hin-chan...are you gonna say something or not....you're the last one...."
"Mou Sakura...um....I-I'm Hinata H-Hyuuga (sp?). I like ballet shows, classic m-music and the co-color blue. I pl-play piano and violin in my free t-time. Um...if I'm all-allowed to a-ask...why are we representing ourselves?......I-I mean....we already kn-know each other's names...so....."
"Um...well...we found out our last names...?"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, everybody turned around as the metal doors of the cafeteria loudly slammed open. Anko stepped in- looking very pissed (A/N: Kakashi suggested sexy, but I ignored him XP). After her followed other teachers and the students that where missing. Someone that the people from West High recognized as Tsunade's secretary, Shizune, was passing by every table giving to each teen a file.
"You must complete this. Here you have written the optional classes that you can attend, and yes, you have to pick at least one.", she explained and moved on to the other table.
Sasuke looked over them :10 possible choices. Swimming, painting, drama classes, modeling in clay, soccer, music classes, dance classes, basketball, volleyball and social debates. 'Social debates?', he thought. Who'd pick something like that? He looked at his friends. 'Only Katana is crazy enough to do that.'
"Hey, guys! Fifty bucks you're thinking 'bout soccer or basket! Let's all pick the same so we can stick together!", Naruto suggested. For once he had a good idea. 'Most probably the last time. After all, his mind functions like the lightning: a flash of genius and then pause.', Shikamaru decided.
"Sure, just don't expect me to take place to it. I'd like to see what kind of teachers they have at the painting classes.", Sai said with his usual fake smile and his unusual excitement.
"Well no one said anything about you. So, soccer or basket? Basket right?", the blond ( A/N: message from Sai : and dickless) idiot asked, hope dancing clumsily in his eyes. The rest of the boys nodded.
"What about you mousy? Social debates?", Kiba asked his girlfriend. Before she could answer Ino took the world.
"Mousy?...Like wtf?", she asked and they all stared at her.
"What, is the sentence to long for you or something, Ino-pig?", Sakura asked her friend. She hated it when Ino used abbreviations.
"As a matter of fact yeah, forehead girl!"
"Wow, wow! Calm down you two!", the girls turned away from each other in a childish manner and Katana continued," By the way... I don't know why you call me like that either. Actually, you guys all call me like that."
" 'Cause you're the youngest in our group. We may be in the same school year, but your one year younger that us, so it's our duty to tease you and since your just as quiet as a mouse...", Shikamaru explained lazily.
"Oh...um...anyways, yeah, I'm opting in between what Kiba said and swimming.", Katana returned to the original sentence.
"Lucky you! It says here that you can pick up to 3 optional.", Sakura told her, "for example, I want to go to the dance and volleyball classes."
"Way to go forehead! I choose the same.", Ino hugged her friend.
"What bout you Hinata?!", Naruto jumped and laid half of his body over the table to get a better look of her angelic features, their faces now only inches apart. Hinata stuttered something about music classes and then passed out.
"Eh, don't mind her. She'll be fine in a few minutes.", the pink haired girl waved her hand in the air. Suddenly a high pitched sound scratched their ears forcing the unfortunate people present in the room to cover them. When it stopped they turned towards the zone that had something like in a self-service fast-food, like some sort of "push-the-tray" thing. There, in front of it, stood Anko in all her mighty and fearful rage, holding a microphone that was most probably the source of the horrible sound.
"OK YOU BUNCH OF WHORTLESS SLAKERS, I'M HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT IF ANY OF YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA THAT THIS CAMP IS FOR FUN, WELL YOU ARE AWFULLY AND DEADLY WRONG. THIS OPTIONAL CLASSES CRAP IS HERE DUE TO THE MERCY OF SOME TEACHERS, THAT DECIDED THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AT LEAST A FEW HOURS OF FUN ONCE A WEEK! IN REST I PROMISE YOU THAT THE CLASSES SHALL BE HELL! REMEMBER, ALL OF YOU, R.R.F- RULES, RESPECT AND FEAR! MOSTLY FEAR!", she shouted as loud as she could, and if you think that she is naturally loud... imagine what she can do with a freakin' mic!! All the R.R.F subordinates let out the breaths that they've been holding when the maniac woman left the scene, only to hold them once again when a solid, creepy looking guy, came to replace her. He had scares on his face and showed no skin, which was weird since it was summer.
"My name is Ibiki Morino, I will explain you how classes are going to take place in this camp, but before I wish to inform the ones that have opted for social debates that I'll be their teacher and worst nightmare from now on.", as he announced so, Katana's head slammed on the table in regret for the uninspired choice that she has just made.
First comes first: 1 ne = right? isn't that so?
2 mou= but
3 oi= hey
4 shougi= japanese chess
Now, I want to add a last minute special thank you to the one and only kawii gurl8, who even asked me about my country. Btw, that vampire story yuo were talking about, Dracula is original from Transilvania, a region of Romania. It was like a nickname for a king that lived many years ago. This king, Vlad Tepes, had spended good years in a dark dungeon, so his eyes weren't ajusted to day light anymore, and so that thing about vampires and light. Also, tepes means picket in my languege, and this king used to kill enemies with such weapons. Hope I spelled right and thank you!
Anyways, as I promised: *Gaara, Neji, Shika-chan, Naruto and Sasuke step on the scene in their usual clothes*
Me: What about the hula skirts?
The 5 tortured ones: Find something else....anything but that!
Me: Remember you guys, I go to see a lot of ballet showes.
Tortured ones: *gulp*
5 minutes later: the guys are wearing tutus, dancing scenes from some of my favorites ballet in the lamest possible way.
Naruto&Sasuke: Why do we dance as Odette and the prince from Swan Lake?!!
Me: 'Cause I say so! Remember Naruto, no ramen for you in my stories if you don't. You to Sasuke. I can change the story to ItaSaku or MadaraxSakura anytime....and remember, rated M.
The 2 of them: No, no, no!
Kiba: SilentRainFM doesn't own Naruto, but I do own her...that's why I don't dance...
3 minutes later: Kiba is wearing a tutu and is dancing in a very lame manner
Kiba: C'mon, it was just a joke...TT-TT
Me: *blush*
Akamaru: woof, woof..rraf, wooof = Hope you enjoyed...now I have to go back and take care of this two lunatics