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EHHHHHHHHH~
"Hey kit we need to talk NOW." The Kyuubi said.
Naruto entered his subconscious. "What do you want now you damn fox I'm sleeping."
"It's about that damn vampire, she marked you as her mate." The Kyuubi said chuckling.
"What do you mean mate?" Naruto asked.
"Damnit kit don't act dumb, I mean she claimed you for as her fucking mate damnit." Kyuubi said growling at Naruto.
Naruto looked at the fox with a quizzical look. Then it hit him on what the fox meant.
"EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Naruto yelled.
"Damnit kit stop screaming your giving me a headache." Kyuubi yelled back.
The alarm clock went off in Naruto's room causing him to leave his subconscious and the Kyuubi. He ran up to the alarm clock and smashed it with his fist.
"How the hell do these things keep popping up out of nowhere?" Naruto wondered. He looked around the room and saw a clock just magically appear next to his computer. The time on it said 6:00 o' clock. Since he had sometime on his hands he decided to go for a swim and try out the diving board for himself.
Now in his swim trunks standing on the diving board getting ready to jump in he thought. "Hmm which type of flip should I do first?" He shrugged and ran to the end of the board jumping at the tip which sent him flying toward the water. In the air he did three front flips diving into the water.
"WOW! This is fucking awesome even more fun than when the clones did this." He yelled.
He swam to the side of the pool and ran back to the diving ready to jump off again. This time he did a back flip into the pool.
A half an hour passed when Naruto left the pool and walked into the bathroom. He turned on the shower. After that he took his trunks off and got into the shower without sliding this time. He got out of the shower grabbing a towel to dry himself off and put his uniform back on.
After he was finished in the bathroom he looked at a clock and noticed that he still had some time. So he went to the kitchen grabbed two cups of ramen. Then he put them on the table and grabbed the kettle next and filled it with water. Naruto finished eating his ramen and looked at the clock again. It was time for school so he went to the door and opened it.
Outside Moka was standing with her eyes closed with a blush on her face and began to knock hitting Naruto in the forehead. She immediately opened her eyes realizing that she wasn't hitting the door. Which caused her to blush even more from embarrassment.
"Good morning Moka-Chan." Naruto said giving her his foxy grin remembering what the fox had told him last night.
"G-Good morning Naruto-Kun. Can I talk to you about something?" She asked shyly looking away from his gaze.
"Sure do you want to come in, or talk on the way to school?" He replies.
She thought about her options for a few seconds then decided to walk.
"Walking sounds fine." She said.
Naruto nods and closes the door behind him locking it.
They were walking down the boy's dorm stairs when Moka started to speak, but stopped. Naruto noticed this and decided to speak.
"So Moka-Chan what do you want to talk about?" Naruto asks still with a foxy grin on his face knowing full well what they were going to talk about.
Moka looks down at her feet. "Well it's about what the other me did to you. I can kinda remember most of it." This caused Moka to stop walking and turn completely red from the flashbacks of what her other self did to Naruto.
Naruto nodded at her and continued walking down the hallway toward the next set of steps waiting for her to finish. She took a deep breath to calm herself down a bit. Then ran back up to where Naruto was. She was silent looking at her feet again trying to think of what to say next.
"It's ok Moka-Chan. I don't care if you suck my blood, or the mark you left on my neck." Naruto chuckled and winked at Moka. Which caused her to blush a little and leave her in daze thinking about how good his blood tasted.
"In fact you can drink my blood right now if you want to." He said while giving her his usual foxy grin. Of course making Moka's blush even more noticeable.
This caused Naruto to laugh even more as he opened the door to the outside where the rest of the gang were waiting for them. Of course the girls were fighting over Tsukune and he was trying to stop them with a horrible attempt like every other morning. Mokasaw the gang and quickly shook herself out of her daze and ran toward them.
Tsukune saw Moka out of the corner of his eyes then turned his head to smile at her, but noticed Naruto was with her. He looked away with another twinge of pain in his heart from seeing the two together. Kurumu notices this and gave Tsukune a sympathetic look since she knew that feeling all too well the feeling of when the one you loved was with someone else. But in her mind she was screaming "YES!! Thank you Naruto for this chance to steal Tsukune away from Moka."
"Good morning everyone." Naruto and Moka say at the same time in perfect unison. They looked at each other and giggled.
"Good morning. Desu~." Yukari Said as she runs up to Moka and hugs her. Then she turns her head and glares at Naruto since he was getting in the way of her threesome with Moka and Tsukune.
Naruto notices this and rubs the back of his head chuckling wondering why she was glaring at him. The bell to get to class rang which meant they needed to hurry since they were still only in front of the dorms.
"Last one there has to run around the school naked tomorrow morning." Naruto yells hoping one of the girls would lose. They all look at each other when Yukari sais "Sure." This caused everyone to have a sweat drop on their fore head. Naruto disappears in a poof of smoke grinning at them.
"Hey that's not fair." They all yell. Then the group all run for the school laughing their heads off trying not to be last.
Another gust of wind blew through the school causing all the girls skirts to flip again as Naruto appeared. He ran by all the students with a perverted grin on his face. Wondering if the rest of the gang was behind him he looked back. While he was looking back Kokoa was in front of him ready to knock him over by sticking out her arm. Of course Naruto ran into her arm knocking him flat on his back.
"OWW! What the hell was that for Chibi-Chan?" Naruto yells rubbing his neck and glaring at Kokoa.
Kokoa grabs him by the tie and pulls him to her so that their faces where only a few inches apart. "I want you to teach me how to defeat Onee-Sama."
Naruto rolls his eyes and disappears in a poof of smoke. "Sorry Chibi-Chan but there's no way I'm going to teach you anything if all your going to do is attack Moka-Chan."
She turns around glaring at Naruto then runs at him. "Kou" She yells. The tiny bat flew into her hands. She squeezed the tiny bat tuning him into a mace. Kokoa swung the mace at Naruto, but he caught it with his hand stopping the attack.
"Aw aw aw Chibi-Chan no need to get violent. Besides your making a scene." Naruto Said looking around at the people who had gathered around to watch the fight.
Kokoa looks around and saw all the people that had gathered. She sighs and lets go of Kou who turned back into a bat and perched himself on her shoulder. Seeing that the fight was over the crowd slowly walked away. Naruto grins and turns around walking toward the school door. When he got to the door he saw Moka and the rest of the gang giving him an evil grin.
"Damnit it Chibi-Chan you made me lose the race." He mutters under his breath.
"Hey guys looks like I lost the race. How about we forget all about that little bet." Naruto chuckles rubbing the back of his neck.
"OH no how can we forget about that." Kurumu Said giving an even eviler grin. Thinking about him walking naked around the school and all students pointing and laughing at him. This caused her to burst into laughter. The school bell rang telling the students to get to class.
Naruto walked into the classroom with his head down. He took his seat still depressed from losing. The rest of the gang took their seats around him. Moka sat behind Naruto and gave him a worried look. Then the tardy bell rang.
Miss. Nekonome walked in smiling at the class and took the attendance. "Ok class before we start are lesson I would like to tell are new student the rules since I didn't get to yesterday."
This caused the whole class to burst into laughter from what happened yesterday. Naruto slid down in his chair even more from being embarrassed.
"As I'm sure you know this is a school for monsters." Miss. Nekonome announced looking at Naruto.
"EHHH!" Naruto screams in his mind looking around the room beginning to panic. He really was never any good with the supernatural.
"Rule number one you must stay in your human form at all times on school property." Miss Nekonome Announced.
"Um excuse me Teach, but I need to leave for a sec." Naruto Said standing from his seat trying to stay as calm as possible. The whole class stares at him.
"Ok but come back soon." The teacher replies wondering why he had to leave her class.
With that Naruto poofs out of the classroom leaving nothing but smoke and a few leaves falling into his chair. This left the class with their mouths open wondering how he did that.
Naruto reappeared in the Headmasters office. The Headmaster was looking out the window. Ruby was setting papers on the desk. She walks out of the room and closes the doors leaving the Headmaster and Naruto alone.
"Why didn't you tell me this school was for monsters?" Naruto yells pointing at the Headmaster.
"Hehehehe it must have slipped my mind." The Headmaster replies chuckling.
"Besides does it really matter if it was or not?" The Headmaster ask turning to look at Naruto.
Naruto shivers at the look in the Headmasters eyes. "Well no its just it would have been nice to fucking know I would be walking around in a school filled with nothing but monsters or that I was guarding a monster."
"Oh no the one your guarding is a human that's why your guarding him." The Headmaster replies.
"Why the hell is a human in a monster school?" Naruto yells.
"That is none of you business boy." The Headmaster Said walking to his desk.
"Skipping that shouldn't you have already figured this was a monster school since you seem to be such good friends with a certain vampire." The Headmaster said sitting down in his chair.
Naruto froze. "How do you know?"
"Oh please I saw that little display you and her put on yesterday." The Headmaster replies giving an evil grin toward Naruto. This caused Naruto to shiver again.
"Now if you would be so kind as to leave I have business to attend to." The Headmaster said gesturing toward the door.
"Fine." Naruto Said disappearing in a poof of smoke instead of taking the door.
Ruby walks back in the room with another stack of papers. She puts the papers on his desk and asked. "Sir is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No you may go now I have something to take care of." He replies looking back out the window.
Naruto was right in front of the door getting ready to walk in when the bell for lunch rang. The students opened the door to see Naruto standing right in front of them. They all walked past him until Moka and the rest of the gang came into view.
Naruto walked with them to the lunch room. The chef had three bowls of ramen ready for Naruto to pick up. He ran up to the chef and took his ramen telling the chef next time to have least eight bowls ready. The group gave Naruto a quizzical stare.
"What I love ramen you got a problem with that." Naruto replies.
This caused them to burst into laughter. The rest of the group got their food. After their food they picked a table that was shaded by a large tree. Sitting down Naruto grabbed his chop sticks pulling them apart. He began to slurp down the ramen as fast as he could. Finishing the bowls in only a minute everyone was staring at him in shock.
After everyone was finished eating Yukari asked. "Hey Naruto what type of monster are you? Desu"
Naruto froze wondering if it would be ok to tell them he was human. He looked at Moka since she already knew. She nodded to him giving him the ok.
"I'm human." He replied.
This caused everyone to gasp and stare at him wide eyed with their mouths open except Moka. Then they burst into laughter thinking that there was no way a human could beat a vampire.
"No really what are you?" Kurumu ask.
"He really is human Kurumu-Chan." Moka Said to the group defending Naruto.
"Then how were you able to beat Moka? Desu" The young witch ask.
"That's because I'm a ninja." Naruto replies.
The witch stared at Naruto trying to remember what she knew about ninjas.
"Ah ninjas humans who were good at war for their stealth, assassinations, and illusions. Desu " The young witch said.
"Yep." Naruto replies.
The bell rang for the students to get back to class. So the group couldn't ask any more questions as to why Naruto was a ninja.
Back in class the teacher had given them a pop quiz. Right when Naruto saw it he gave up and went to sleep waiting for school to end. He couldn't even read a single word on the quiz it was in another language for all he knew. Besides it didn't really matter all he had to do was protect the school. School had ended and the group walked out of the building. Kokoa was waiting leaning against the gate for them wanting to ask Naruto to teach her again. She saw him and ran toward him when all of a sudden two large Cyclops were behind her.
One of the Cyclopses had a horn on his head with hammer in one hand. He swung the hammer at Kokoa to knock her out of the way, but was stopped by Naruto who was holding the hammer with one hand. Out of instinct Tsukune pulled Moka's Rosario off filling the air with a demonic aura. Naruto noticed this and looked back at her giving her his foxy grin.
Moka walked up to Naruto and smirked at him. "Nice to see you again."
"Same to you." Naruto replies breaking the hammer.
"KNOW YOUR PLACE." Moka said as she kicked one of the Cyclopses sending him flying through the air. Naruto finished the other Cyclops off by using "Rasengan" accidentally killing the monster.
"Damn and I wanted to ask why they attacked." Naruto said frowning.
The group stared at Naruto at how he had just killed someone and didn't even care. This caused Tsukune to barf from the sight. Kurumu and Mizore gave Tsukune a worried look.
"H-H-How can you just kill someone and not even care?" Tsukune ask still feeling queasy.
"I'm a ninja I do it for a living." Naruto Said rolling his eyes.
Moka walked up to Naruto grabbed his tie and pulled him closer. Then bit his neck and started sucking his blood.
"I think we need to talk Moka-Chan." Naruto whispers into her ear as she drank his blood.
She immediately stops and looks up at him smirking. Then walks toward Tsukune without saying a word. She grabs her Rosario and snaps it on.
"Next time Naruto." She Said looking away from him.
Yay the next chapter. But I have some bad news school is starting up in two days. =( so I might not be able to update as often because of home work and all that other crap. I'll still try to update as fast as I can but no promises.
Read and Review plz the more I get the faster I want to write the next chapter. =3