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Newspaper Club's Poker Night.

Several weeks had gone by with nothing happening at the school for monsters. Of course Naruto was bored out of his mind. The only excitement that had happened was the day Naruto had to walk around the school naked.

Flash Back

Naruto was walking out of the boy's dorm in his uniform forgetting about the bet he made yesterday. When all of a sudden Kurumu walks up in front of him.

"Ah ah ah I think you're forgetting about something." Kurumu Sais pointing at him.

"What are you talking about I have everything right here." Naruto Sais looking over his uniform.

"That's the reason. You're wearing your uniform." Kurumu Sais giggling.

"That's right. Desu." Yukari Sais running up next to Kurumu.

They both grab one of Naruto's arms and pull him behind a bush. When they walk out of the bushes Naruto's butt naked with Kurumu holding onto his uniform. He was forced to walk to school like that with the rest of the gang walking behind him about twelve feet away. They were too embarrassed to walk anywhere near him. Even when Naruto walked up to Moka she turned away blushing bright red and ran in the other direction.

When they got to the school all of the guys were pointing and laughing him. Well most of the guys anyway a few were like the girls with hearts in their eyes, drool coming out of their mouths, and looked like they were going to attack Naruto at any time. Of course that didn't last long when one of the girls started chasing after him causing all the other girls to follow.

He was running for his life for the whole school day. The girls were trying to get into his pants. If only he had some on. The school police force had caught word of this and decided to punish the culprit. So Naruto was chased after by horny school girls and sadistic head police chief Kuyou. Until Naruto found a hiding place and stayed there till after school when Kurumu gave him back his uniform.

End of Flash Back

Thanks to that Naruto became a legend at the school as the super hot streaker who couldn't be caught. After he had joined the newspaper club the first thing they wrote about was him. The only good thing that had gone on these few weeks was that Naruto and Moka had gotten closer to each other.

Even Yukari had grown attached to Naruto enough to add him to her threesome making it a foursome. Naruto had saved the young witch countless times from being bullied by Kurumu and other students.

But Tsukune was a different case he had stopped walking with the group and sometimes skipped school all together. Kurumu and Mizore decided it was time to put their plans into action before Tsukune did something that could hurt him or someone else. They decided to go to his room this morning.

Tsukune was lying in his bed trying to decide whether he should go to school and watch Moka and Naruto together or stay home and sulk over it. Before he could decide there was a knock at the door. Tsukune opened the door.

"Kurumu, Mizore good morning. What are you doing here?" Tsukune asked in a lifeless tone wanting to shut the door and go back to bed.

"Good Morning Tsukune. Can we come in?" They both ask.

He looks around his room then shrugs. "Sure."

They walk into his room closing the door behind them. Right when the door closes Kurumu and Mizore grab one of Tsukunes arms, drags him to his bed pinning him down so he couldn't get away.

"What are you two doing?" Tsukune ask trying to get lose from their hold.

"We need to talk Tsukune." Kurumu said.

Mizore nods her head in agreement.

"About what nothing's wrong." Tsukune Sais getting mad at the two.

"We can tell how much you're in pain from seeing Naruto and Moka being together." Kurumu Sais tightening her grip on Tsukunes arm.

"…" Tsukunes just lays there.

"Now you know how we've felt when you and Moka were together." Kurumu said about to cry.

Mizore nods in agreement again and takes her lollipop out of her mouth. "It's ok Tsukune were here for you."

Tsukune just sits there and stares at the two girls in front of him. Tears start to well up in his eyes. Kurumu and Mizore hug Tsukune also crying.

After minutes Kurumu lets go of Tsukune and wipes the tears off her face. "Let's go to school now ok."

Tsukune nods and they get ready to go to school. He felt a lot better after crying with Kurumu and Mizore.

School was over and the gang was in the newspaper club room trying to decide what to put in the school paper for next week.

"This is so damn boring. I haven't had a single fight all week." Naruto said yawning and leaning his head on the table.

"You can fight with me anytime Naruto-Niisama." Kokoa said hoping she could learn some new moves as they fight.

"Sorry Chibi-Chan just you're no fun to fight. Your moves are so easy to read." Naruto Sais turning his head to look out the window.

"Then why won't you teach me?" Kokoa ask pissed that he said she was weak.

"Not until you stop trying to kill your sister." Naruto replies.

"Now now you two let's get back to working on the newspaper." Tsukune Sais chuckling.

"Why there's nothing to write about anyway." Naruto said.

Gin walks into the room with a box in hand. He walks up to the desk and slams it onto the desk. He turns around and walks right back out the door. This made everyone stare at him wondering what his problem was.

Then Mizore pops out from under a desk with lollipop in hand. "Hey I got a letter from home and was wondering if you guys would like to come with me for a ceremony."

This shocked the group even more. Kurumu and Moka run up and hug Mizore for actually inviting them.

"Of course we'll go with you. Desu" Yukari Sais running up to hug her to.

"I don't have anything better to do anyway since I'm stuck here for awhile." Naruto Sais putting his hands behind his head.

Tsukune doesn't say anything. Mizore looks up to Tsukune with puppy dog eyes.

"O-Of course I'll go Mizore-Chan." Tsukune Sais chuckling rubbing the back of his neck.

"So when are we going?" Moka asks letting go of Mizore.

"Tomorrow." Mizore replies sticking the lollipop in her mouth.

"Well since were done for the day how about we go on back to the dorms?" Kurumu asks.

The group nods in agreement and walks out of the newspaper club.

In the graveyard near the dorms Naruto came up with an idea. Since he had been practicing cards in his free time he decided to finally ask. "Hey guys wanna come to my room for awhile and hangout?"

They all look at each other and shrug. "Sure why not we got some time anyway."

"Good make sure to bring your swimsuits to." Naruto says grinning.

"Swimsuits what do we need those for?" Kurumu ask.

"You'll see when you get there." Naruto replies.

"Now that you mention it we've never been to your room have we." Moka said.

"Ok meet you guys at my room in thirty minutes." Naruto Sais and disappears.

"I wonder what we need are swimsuits for?" Tsukune asks.

"Who knows let's just bring them anyway." Kurumu replies.

The group separates and goes to their rooms to get their swimsuits and meet back up at Naruto's door.

Naruto reappeared near the headmaster's office he wanted to ask Ruby if she wanted to join the game. He knocks on the door.

"Come in." Someone said behind the door.

Naruto opens the door to see the Headmaster at his desk doing some paper work and Ruby putting books on a shelf.

"Ah if it isn't Naruto what did you have to see me for this time?" The Headmaster asks.

"I don't want to talk to you I came here to see Ruby." Naruto said looking at Ruby.

"Me?" Ruby asks putting the last book on the shelf.

"Yep. I was wondering if you would like to hang out with me and the rest of the newspaper club." Naruto said.

Ruby looks at the Headmaster to see if it was ok.

"You can go I don't have anything else for you to do today anyway." The Headmaster Sais.

"Thank You." Ruby Sais happy that she gets to spend some time with Tsukune and the rest of the gang.

"Ok meet at my door in thirty minutes. Oh yeah don't forget your swimsuit" Naruto said disappearing.

Naruto reappears in his room where Yukari and Kokoa were already waiting at the door. He opens the door and lets the two in.

"You two can go on in and look around ill wait here for the others." Naruto said.

The two run into the house. He could hear them say "Wow. Desu" and "Why is Naruto-Niisama's room so much nicer than ours." Naruto chuckled at this. Moka, Kurumu, and Mizore were the next to enter the house followed by Tsukune and Ruby. He showed them the main part of the house.

"Wow Naruto this is really nice. How come your room is so much nicer than ours?" Moka asks.

"Let's just say I made a little deal with the Headmaster." Naruto Sais winking at her.

"Now let me show you why I told you to bring your swimsuits." He said walking through the bathroom. He opened the door to show the pool.

Yukari and Kokoa had already switched into their swimsuits. Yukari jumped off the diving board doing a cannonball and Kokoa sat in a chair near the side of the pool. Kurumu and Mizore quickly switched into their suits and jumped into the pool to. Moka also put her suit on and sat near Kokoa. Ruby was swimming with Yukari. Naruto and Tsukune put their trunks on last after the girls and walked into the pool room.

Naruto ran to the diving board and did a double back flip off. Tsukune walked over to where Moka and Kokoa was since he knew they couldn't swim because they were vampires.

"Hey Moka-Chan." Tsukune Sais sitting next to Moka.

Kokoa growls and glares at Tsukune then walks away.

"Hey Tsukune aren't you going to swim?" Moka ask.

"Naw I fine just sitting here and talking to you." Tsukune replies smiling at her.

Naruto runs up to them. "Hey Moka-Chan why aren't you swimming?"

Moka looks away a little sad and begins to talk. "Well you see-.."

"If it's about you being a vampire and what water does to you don't worry this water perfectly safe." Naruto Sais stopping her.

"Eh." Moka looks at him with a quizzical look.

"I asked the Headmaster to fix the pool to where vampires could swim in it." Naruto Sais grabbing her arm. He picks her up and throws her into the pool.

"What did you do that for?" Tsukune ask glaring at Naruto and ready to jump in the pool to save Moka.

"Oh shut up and watch." Naruto replies.

Moka stands up in the pool shocked that it didn't hurt.

"See I told you." He yelled jumping in the pool next to Moka.

"Thank you Naruto." Moka Sais smiling at him.

The gang swam for a few hours. After that they all went back to the kitchen to get something to eat. Of course all Naruto had was instant ramen and some weird looking drinks in the fridge. So everyone ate some ramen and drank whatever the strange liquid was.

"Yum this stuff taste better than it looks. Desu" Yukari Sais.

"Hehehe now to put the main plan into action." Naruto whispers to himself so no one can hear.

"Since we still have a few hours how about we play a game of cards?" Naruto asks.

"Sure. What kind?" Tsukune ask.

"How about we make this fun by playing strip poker." Naruto Sais grinning.

"Ok sounds good to me how about you Moka-Chan?" Tsukune ask. For some reason he was feeling a little light headed and tipsy.

The girls look at each other but figured what's the harm its only Tsukune and Naruto. If they won it wouldn't even matter.

Naruto quickly got the table ready. He shuffled the cards as everyone sat around the table.

"Ok you guys should already know most of the rules right?" Naruto ask. They all nod yes.

"Good that will make this easier. Ok since you know the rules we'll have it to where everyone that loses each round as to take a piece of clothing off. So the game goes faster." He said dealing the cards out.

They all take their hands and begin the game. The first round Yukari wins.

After seven rounds and a lot of drinks all of girls were down to their bra and underwear except Yukari who was really lucky at cards and had almost all of her uniform still on. Even Naruto had had a few drinks by now and was down to his boxers. He saw that Moka had on a set of frilly pink underwear on. Kurumu had on a yellow set with white polka dots all over. Mizore had a stripped blue and purple set on. And Ruby oh Ruby she had on the most bizarre one yet it was a one piece leather set for S+M. Both Naruto and Tsukune had a nosebleed over that one.

Sometime later on Tsukune must have accidently knocked off Moka's Rosario. For the silver haired Moka was sitting on the other end table playing cards with them. They were a little shocked at first when they finally notices but didn't care because they were having too much fun.

Another few rounds and everyone except Naruto and Moka had passed out. Naruto was about to pass out himself but wanted to take the chance to talk to Moka.

"Soooooo Moka-Chan you ready to talk about this mark you left on my neck yet." He asked.

"She looks up from her cards and looks at him smirking. "What's there to talk about? Besides I think you need to answer a few of my questions first."

"I think this mark on my neck is more important." Naruto said trying to change the subject.

Moka got up from the table and walked over to him sitting back down on his lap straddling his waist. She wrapped her arms around his neck and whispered into his ear. "I think you already know what that mark on your neck means."

"Maybe I do maybe I don't why don't you tell me just to make sure." Naruto whispered into her ear and gave her his foxy grin.

She smirked back at him and right before they kissed she brought her head down and bit his neck sucking his blood. After she finished she looked back into his eyes and was about to kiss him for real this time, but before she could he passed out from too much alcohol.

This made her laugh. She got up and took the Rosario from Tsukune. Then walked over and picked Naruto up taking him to his room.

This was a fun chapter to write. And I know I stopped right when it was getting juicy between Moka and Naruto. I'm just mean that way. Don't worry there'll be more moments to come.

Well Review this chappy plz.