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The Teme Chapter
A pink haired girl walked out of the Hokage's office out into the pouring rain. It had been raining ever since the hero of Konoha disappeared. Many ninja's had tried to find the hero to no avail. Once Danzou was appointed the Rokudaime he made a law forbidding anyone to search for the hero, and if someone did they would be killed in front of the entire village to prove a point. The girl had tears running down her face the farther she walked in the rain. Luckily no one could tell since it was raining out.
"Where is that baka?" Sakura sobbed, trying to wipe the tears away.
"First the village gets destroyed. Then Tsunade-Sama goes into a coma. Now Naruto has to be missing. He's already been gone for six months what the hell is he doing. If only Tsunade-Sama would wake up soon....." Sakura sighed.
Many of the villagers and ninjas alike were in an uproar about their missing hero. They blamed Danzou for the event. Some say he was the one that made Naruto disappear for his own benefits. However they had no proof of this and was forced to deal with it.
Sakura walked into the hospital heading for Tsunade's room. It was located on the first floor on the right side, closest to the desk. Only a few people were allowed to see her for precaution. These people included Shizune, Sakura, and the Rokudaime. No one else was allowed in unless they were O.K. by the Rokudaime. Sakura walked into the room to see Shizune sleeping in the chair on the left side of Tsunade. Tonton Tsunade's pet pig was sleeping in Shizune's lap. Sakura knocked on the door waking Shizune up.
"Hey Shizune-San. Any change in Tsunade-Sama?" Sakura asked, taking the seat next to Shizune.
Shizune had a grim look on her face. "I'm sorry Sakura, but there are still no changes."
Sakura looked down, clenching her fist. It was to be expected that there would be no changes, but couldn't she have at least hoped for something to happen? It just wasn't fair that the two most important people in her life were gone. She could still see Tsunade, but it really made no differences since all her Sensei did was lay there sleeping.
"I'm sure everything will change when Naruto gets back..." Shizune said, trying to cheer Sakura up and herself.
"Yeah..."
"What did the Hokage want you for?" Shizune asked, changing the subject.
"He wants me to go with him to the Kage's meeting in three days. He said something about me representing Tsunade-Sama." Sakura sighed.
"Good for you that a very high honor." Shizune said.
"I refused."
"Why!?" Shizune half said, half yelled in shock.
"I don't like Danzou one bit. There is no way in hell I'm going anywhere with him, unless under orders. Luckily he just asked if I would like to go. Saying it would be great if I decided to." Sakura muttered.
Shizune nodded understanding Sakura's reasoning. The two stayed in silence for what seemed the longest time.....
"Please wake up soon Tsunade-Sama the village needs you now more than ever." The two thought to themselves.
"So where to now boss?" Suigetsu snickered, tossing Kubikiri Hocho in the air and catching it when it came back down.
Sasuke looked out into the horizon. "Team Taka has a new mission. We shall destroy Konoha."
Karin looked at the last surviving member of the Uchiha clan in awe. "Yes Sasuke-Kun we shall do whatever you desire."
"Finishing your brothers job I see." Suigetsu smirked, placing Kubikiri behind his back.
Sasuke glared at Suigetsu. "No I am destroying what he found most precious."
"Sure we can go with that. I don't really care either way though." Suigetsu said.
"If you three wish to quit now you can leave. I will not stop you." Sasuke said, turning around to face them.
"I got nothing better to do anyway." Suigetsu shrugged.
"I'll follow Sasuke-Kun anywhere." Karin giggled.
"I'm going to." Jugo said.
Sasuke nodded. A flash back of his old team came to mind. "Naruto..."
Team Taka headed out for Konohagakure no Sato.
"Where do you guys think your going?" A figure said, stepping out from behind a tree.
Sasuke glared at the man in front of him. "None your business."
"Your a few months to late if you were planning to destroy Konoha. Pein finished that job a long time ago." Tobi yawned.
Lighting began to crackle around Sasuke as he stared blankly at the real leader of Akatsuki.
"I have better mission for your group. The Kage's meeting is happening in three days I want you to go there and assassinate Danzou." Tobi said.
"Why should I follow your orders?" Sasuke asked, a chidori forming in his hand.
"You will follow my orders no questions asked. If dare disobey you know what I will do. So be good boy and follow the damn orders." Tobi said.
Sasuke attacked Tobi with the chidori aimed right at his heart. Tobi laughed as Sasuke went right through him.
"As I said you shall follow my orders."
"Sasuke-Kun..." Karin whispered.
"Fine I shall go kill this Danzou for you then you leave me the fuck alone." Sasuke said, walking away.
"Hai, Hai." Tobi said, walking in the other direction.
Team Taka followed Sasuke.
Three days later the Kage's meeting.....
Now that we are all assembled let us get started with this meeting. The Kages sat around a circle table with a few of their trusted guards around them.
"Our first order of discussion are the Jinchuuriki. As you all know only one survives and that would be yours isn't that right Hokage?" The spokesperson who would be the tie between the group asks.
"Yes that is so. However we have not been able to locate it for some time now." Danzou said, in a bone chilling manner.
"There have been rumors that you personally got rid of your jinchuuriki. Is that true." Gaara asks.
"Preposterous. Kazekage it would be wise if you kept your nose out of places it shouldn't belong." Danzou said.
"It is my business when it comes to one of my closest friends and as I to used to be a jinchuuriki." Gaara said.
"Yes however you are no longer a jinchuuriki and I do care if he used to be your friend." Danzou said.
"I did not say anything about 'used.' I believe you are keeping something from us." Gaara said, glaring at the Hokage.
"You may believe whatever you wish. Just do not bring it up in a meeting that does not need to be slowed down by your silly accusations. Especially from a child who does not know anything. You should just stay quiet and let the grown ups deal with this." Danzou said.
"BOOM!!"
The Kages took up a defensive stance ready to attack whoever it was that disturbed their meeting. Better yet to attack each other.
"Who's ready for a Uchiha Sasuke hunt." A man said twisting in the middle of all the Kages.
In a split second the Raikage was holding the man by his throat. "Where is he?"
"Your going to have to find him that's why it's a hunt." The man said, wiggling his way out of the Kage's grip.
"CRASH!!"
"Although I think it's pretty obvious where his at with all the noise his making." the man chuckled.
The Raikage busted the wall down, running in the direction of all the noise.
"Tsk looks like I'm going to have to use this thing after all. If only I could have gotten rid of that pink haired bitch as well."
Samurai surrounded the one the only Uchiha Sasuke. The last surviving Uchiha looked at the men with a blank stare. He pulled out his Ninjato, lighting already crackling around it.
"UCHIHA SASUKE DIE!" The Raikage yelled, running into the room. He swatted away many Samurai that were in his path.
Sasuke smirked, finally a real fight. All of a sudden the Raikage disappeared out of sight. Sasuke used his sharigan to see the Kages movements. The broke out into heated battle of lighting versus lighting.
Danzou walked into the room, no emotion showing on his face. He stood there and watched as the Raikage hit Sasuke in the gut. Then watched as the Raikage absorbed a chidori to the face. This a very good fight to watch. Yet he had other plans he would not allow the Uchiha to hinder them anymore.
"Hey isn't that..." Jugo whispered, pointing to the old man that was wrapped in bandages. Danzou was walking toward the fight between Sasuke and the Raikage with a strange orb in hand. The man seemed to be smirking the closer he got.
"Yeah that's him alright. Just look that nasty face of his. Why don't we just go down there and chop that ugly head of his clear off, and save Sasuke from the job." Suigetsu said, holding the handle of Kubikiri ready to attack at any time.
"What's that orb though?" Karin said.
"Who cares." Suigetsu said, disappearing.
Karin rolled her eyes. "If it wasn't for Sasuke-Kun I would have killed you already."
"You wish." He smirked.
Danzou continued to walk closer. "This should be far enough. Now just to wait for an opening." All of a sudden a kunai was against his neck, drawing a bit of blood.
"Jugo, Suigetsu NOW!" Karin shouts.
"Right!" The two shout back.
"Brats do not think this will work on me." Danzou said, a sharigan in his right eye.
"What the....Fuck"
The three members of Taka are sent flying into their leader. Sasuke grunts in pain from the unexpected in pact.
"I would like to thank you brats for giving me this chance. If not for your little stunt I would have had to waited for another ten minutes or so to use this." Danzou said, throwing the orb at them.
"You bastard!" Sasuke shouts.
"Why thank you I take that as a compliment." Danzou said, waving team Taka goodbye as they disappear out of existence. "One more nuisance down."
Sasuke opened his eyes to see that he was falling from the sky. "Hnnnn...." He went into the second state of the curse seal. Two wings in the shape of hands sprouted from his back. He began to flap them saving himself from the hard fall.
"Sasuke-Kun!! Help me!" Karin yelled, falling closer and closer to the ground.
He knew if he didn't help her she would die, but hell the woman was so annoying with that personality of hers. Maybe letting her die right then and there wouldn't be so bad of an idea. Sasuke looked around to see that Jugo was already on the ground unconscious, but still breathing. Suigetsu had turned to water saving himself from the impact. Sasuke sighed as he dove down to catch Karin.
"Hehehe... T-Thanks Sasuke-Kun." Karin giggled, snuggling up to Sasuke.
"I could drop you right now you know." Sasuke said, loosing his grip on the fan girl.
"You wouldn't dare Sasuke-Kun you like me to much." Karin sighed, dreamily.
With that Sasuke dropped her. "Damn to close to the ground...."
"That was so mean Sasuke-Kun! I thought I was going to die there for a second!" Karin shouted.
Suigetsu snicked.
"What's so funny?" Karin scowled.
"For me to know and you to never find out." Suigetsu said, putting his hands behind his head.
"Pick up Jugo and lets go." Sasuke said, looking around the foreign terrain.
It was a forest of dead trees. Bugs were crawling all over the trees. There were lots of strange looking bats that were perched in the trees, but what got Sasuke's attention the most was the amount of human and other types of skulls in the area. There were bones everywhere.
"This place is kind of creepy." Karin shivered.
"Hehehehehe... Looks like we've got some more interesting transfer student's... Hehehehe." A voice said, from all over.
Sasuke pulled out a kunai and threw it at the nearest tree. "Show yourself."
"That's not very nice kid." A man with a cigar in his mouth said. He had on a blue bus drivers outfit.
"Who are you and what do you want with my Sasuke-Kun?" Karin ask, kunai in hand.
"Don't worry I'm only here to take you to me boss. You can call me Bus Driver, since you'll be staying here for awhile. Hehehe." Bus Driver said, taking a drag from his cigar.
"Hnnn..." Sasuke said, walking past the man with the cigar.
"Not a wise choice kid. You're not going to be able to leave this world anytime soon. Just like that blonde friend of yours who came here a few month's back." Bus Driver smirked.
"I don't know who your talking about." Sasuke said.
"I think he by the name of something like Nabuto. No that's not it Naruko. No, no that's no it either. Sigh why can't I think of that knucklehead's name right now?" Bus Driver sighed.
"Naruto."
"You might be right kid. Now just follow me and lets find out." Bus Driver smirked, walking away.
Sasuke followed him.
"Wait Sasuke-Kun are you really going to follow that creep with the cigar?" Karin said, latching on to Sasuke's arm.
"..."
"No.. Sasuke's just following the man, because his gay and wants to have a quickie." Suigetsu laughed, at his own joke.
"SMACK!!"
Karin smacked him across the face, leaving a nice red hot hand print. "Sasuke-Kun is not gay!"
"Keep telling yourself that, until his finally in bed with you. Then there's no doubt his gay. Isn't that right Jugo." Suigetsu laughed, elbowing Jugo in the ribs.
"Did you say something?" Sasuke asks, his sharigan activated.
"Hahaha... Nothing." Suigetsu chuckled.
Sasuke released his sharigan and continued following the Bus Driver.
"Hehehehe..... This is going to be a fun semester.." Bus Driver thought to himself.
In the office Sasuke was glaring at the Headmaster of the this place called Youkai Gakuen. Which he found out that he would be stuck in this hell hole for a year or two depending on how long it took the man to create the key to leave.
"As long as I'm with Sasuke-Kun I don't care where I'm at and then we can....giggle..." Karin officially went into fantasy mode.
"Is your teammate always like that?" Headmaster asked, looking at Karin who had a perverted look on her face. She was starting to drool a bit.
"Yeah she's a hopeless nut case like always." Suigetsu snickered.
"Well since I'm allowing you to stay here. I expect you to go to school. Here are your uniforms, dorm numbers, and list of classes." Headmaster said.
Ruby handed Sasuke the regular school uniform only his had a blue tie instead of red. Same with the rest of team Taka they each got a regular school uniform with a blue tie.
"Great now I get to dress up like Sasuke and look gay. Hurray for me." Suigetsu laughed.
In a blank of a second Sasuke's ninjato was at Suigetsu's neck.
"Call me gay one more time and I will kill you." Sasuke said, sliding his blade across Suigetsu's neck. A line of blood spilled out.
"Aye Aye captain." Suigetsu sighed. That just ruined his fun.
"Kya! Sasuke-Kun so manly." Karin sighed, still in fantasy mode.
Ruby watched the group as they continued their little act. She noticed that the last member of the group was rather silent never saying a word. He looked up to her and smiled. She smiled back.
"Ruby why don't you show them to their rooms as I'm sure they'll get lost along the way." Headmaster smirked.
"Yes sir." Ruby bowed. "Please you would be so kind as to follow me."
Sasuke followed the assistant out of the room. Karin ran up and latched on to Sasuke's arm again. Suigetsu sighed following them out of the room. Jugo stood there awhile starring at the Headmaster.
"Something wrong boy?" Headmaster asked.
Jugo shook his head and followed his teammates out the room.
"It seems that boy knows something. I hope he doesn't do anything I'm having to much fun watching my new…. students." Headmaster thought to himself.
"N-Naruto... AH!" Moka shouted.
"Relax Moka I won't do anything now get jump off the diving board before I splash you again." Naruto said.
"B-But you know my fear of water! I'm not used to being able to just jump into it whenever I want!" Moka said, holding onto the diving board for dear life.
"Come on you already know this water is safe so just jump in already!" Naruto shouted, splashing some more water on her.
"NOOOOO!!" Moka shouted back. This was just way to scary for her.
"That's it I'm coming up there to throw you in!" Naruto laughed, jumping out of the pool.
"Ok, ok I'll jump in. Just give me another minute!" Moka said, inching closer to the end of the diving board.
"Good now just jump off! I'll catch you if your that scared." Naruto grinned, holding out his arms.
Moka nodded. She looked below her one last time. Then jumped in.
"SPLASH!!"
"See you did it..." Naruto said. He watched as Moka started to struggled to come back up. "Shit.. Didn't think about her not being able to swim...."
Naruto quickly swam down and grabbed Moka, pulling her up to the waters surface.
"Pu hah!" Moka said, clinging onto Naruto.
"Why didn't you tell me you couldn't swim?" Naruto asked worried.
"I was to embarrassed... That's why I stayed on the shallow end last time we swam...." Moka blushed.
"That's it I'm going to teach you right now. I'm not going to have my wife make a fool of herself just because she can't swim." Naruto huffed.
Moka blushed even more. She still wasn't used to being married to Naruto yet since it was her other self that did it.
Naruto thought Moka how to swim for the rest of the night with a little side action along the way.
The next morning Naruto awoke with Moka on top of his chest. She looked so adorable when she slept.
Naruto slowly inched out of the bed not wanting to wake her up. There was still a few minutes before she needed to be woken up to get ready for the school, and Naruto was not going to wake his wife up to ruin her beauty sleep. Moka tightened her grip around him.
"Shit can't move. Must not wake Moka up." Naruto thought.
"Naruto..." Moka said, starting to stir.
"Good morning beautiful." Naruto said, kissing Moka on the forehead.
"G-G-Good m-morning." Moka blushed. No matter how many times her other self did this stuff she still could not get used to it one bit.
"Wanna take a shower together." Naruto grinned.
"Sure. Epp-"
Naruto picked her up bridal style, caring her to the bathroom. A huge grin still on his face. "If I knew being married was going to be this great I should have done this a long time ago."
The time in the shower was more of a make out session, than them actually trying to clean up for school. Naruto was rubbing some soap all over Moka's body as their tongues were at war. Moka became submissive not to long after letting Naruto explore. She moaned as Naruto rubbed her breast making sure they were squeaky clean. Moka squirted some soap into her hand and started to rub it all over Naruto's body. Naruto moaned when she made it down to his man hood.
"We should do this every morning." Naruto moaned, as Moka continued to 'clean' his member.
An alarm went off in the room, ruining the two's moment.
"Shit. We're going to be late." Naruto said, grabbing a towel off the rack. He handed it to Moka then grabbed one for himself.
"What was that alarm Naruto?" Moka asked, drying herself off.
"I've found out it's better to leave it alone by now." Naruto sighed.
"..."
The married couple ran to school. Meeting up with the rest of thier friends along the way, minus Tsukune.
"You look so hot in that uniform Sasuke-Kun!" Karin giggled, eying Sasuke with lust in her eyes.
"That coming from the slutty little school girl, you just want to take home and rape." Suigetsu snickered.
"WHAM!"
"Shut up!" Karin shouted, glaring at him.
Sasuke walked out the door, completely ignoring them. Jugo quietly following him.
"Wait for me Sasuke-Kun!" Karin said, running out the door.
"Tsk." Suigetsu sighed.
The group was given an apartment they all would share for their stay. It was a simple place with four rooms and two bathrooms. There was only a half of a kitchen and living room that was combined. To put it simply the apartment sucked. Especially if four people were sharing it. Sasuke took the largest room. Which meant Karin took the room right next to him, since it was the easiest one to sneak out of and give Sasuke a little midnight surprise. Jugo was given the smallest room.
The bell to class had already rang. So team Taka was late for their first day of school. Thanks to the Chairman's charity they were put in all of the same class's. Sasuke opened the door to classroom. A woman in an orange and black zebra striped tube top was scratching the face off of one of her students. She immediately stooped and looked at the new editions to her class.
"Oh are you the new transfer students?" The teacher asked, with a huge smile on her face that reached her eyes.
Sasuke nodded walking into the room. He saw that a certain blonde ninja was sleeping in the corner of the room. "Still a dobe I see." He smirked.
"Naruto wake up." Moka whispered, poking Naruto in the side.
"SENSEI! I swear I was not sleeping just now." Naruto blurted out.
The class broke out into laughter. As expected of the number one class clown.
Naruto looked around the room frantically, then his eyes came across a certain snake-teme. He thought he was still dreaming for a second. Until Nekonome threw a piece of chalk, hitting in the forehead. Yep he was definitely awake.
"SASUKE!!" Naruto yelled, jumping out his seat.
Hahahaha I bet you all thought Naruto was going to back Konoha. WRONG! Sorry I'm having to much fun writing about Naruto in Youkai Gakuen to let him go home yet. Besides shouldn't he have a present to bring back home with him when he goes? Hehehe.... This is going to be fun.
Ok I know Sasuke planned to destroy Konoha around the same time Pein destroys it, but this worked out better for me story, and I haven't been reading the manga since Naruto went out to beg the Raikage to forgive Sasuke. So I winged it on that part.
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