Kurumi: A new chapter, desu!
Naruto: …I'm still trying to figure out what Kiba meant last chapter.
Kurumi: Get over it master! It will all work out!
Naruto: …I seriously doubt it now.
Tsunade: Naruto! Can you explain to me why you are in Saki's containment room?!
Naruto: …Oh no.
Kurumi: And now it's time for the next episode of Steel Angels and a Blonde, Happy Saki!
'Wow. This is really, really comfortable. It feels so warm… So soft… So heavenly. I don't want this feeling to go away…'
Without a second warning, Naruto's eyes snapped open and he was looking directly into Kurumi's cleavage as she was wearing her loose yukata. His entire face turned red at the sight as a small amount of blood leaked from his nose. His regular, normal side told him to close his eyes and back out of her grip while his perverted side told him to bury his face into them and hope he got away.
He didn't get the chance to when the door opened and a loud sigh was heard before Tsunade's voice boomed. "Kurumi! Let Naruto awaken in peace!"
This of course put Naruto in an awkward as he was awake and he was starring into Kurumi's bosom. And Kurumi had to shoot up and look around in a panic before her eyes landed on Tsunade. "Hey! I was sleeping with master you old hag!"
Of all the things that she had to say, this was the one that had Naruto cringing as a loud thud was heard and Kurumi was firmly planted into the ground as Tsunade bopped her on the head. "Never call me old you pink hair klutz!"
A large sweat drop formed on the back of his head as he looked at the blonde haired Hokage, who realized was just realizing he was awake. Shaking her head as Kurumi slowly pulled herself to her feet, Tsunade looked over at Naruto. "You're lucky you know that brat? No only did you manage to bring Sasuke back to the village but thanks to your guardian angel here, we now have another Steel Angel."
"Are the others okay?" Naruto asked as Kurumi sat down on the edge of his bed.
"They've all sustained damage. Shikamaru is in the best condition of all of you and only had a few bruises. Kiba has a few broken ribs and Chouji is in detox right now and should be out in a couple of days. Neji took some spinal cord damage, but even he'll recover after Shizune is done with him. Anyways, you should be worrying about yourself. I know it heals you, but you took some serious damage as well even if it is mostly fixed now." Tsunade answered automatically knowing the blonde to care for his friends more then himself.
"Yeah master, I saw you get hurt bad." Kurumi added on as she looked at Naruto with a little worry on her face. She still hadn't informed Tsunade of what she saw when she arrived as she knew something bad would happen to the raven haired boy that her master wished to return.
Not liking the subject as it related to Kyuubi, Naruto quickly changed it. "What of Sasuke?…"
"Kid, stop worrying. He's back and under my best Anbu squad's supervision. Unless the snake comes here himself to retrieve him, Sasuke's not leaving this village. He isn't too hurt either, but I'm pretty sure his ego is." Tsunade answered once more knowing he would try to change the subject as Naruto was predictable. "Now let's talk about what…"
"What about my sister? Is she okay?" Kurumi asked as she accidentally interrupted Tsunade, not knowing she was going to speak when she was.
Tsunade sighed and rubbed her head beginning to wish she was doing Neji's surgery instead of Shizune. Looking over towards Kurumi, she shook her head. "I don't know. We can't hold anything against her as she was programmed to obtained Sasuke and take your heart yet at the same time she harmed our shinobi and there is no proof we can reprogram her other then Shikamaru mentioning something about a false activation. Until Jiraiya returns from gathering information, no one else can really solve those problems so I have my hands tied."
Kurumi looked a little put out while Naruto nodded as that was the most logical solution as the white haired pervert would be able to give her the answers she needed. But hearing he was gathering information left a bad ring in his ear as he scowled. "I have a feeling he is peeking on women somewhere right about now if he's gathering information."
The Hokage's ears twitched at this and under normal circumstance she would have agreed with Naruto, however this was one of the few times she knew he wasn't. Shaking her head, she had a more important issue to get to. "He isn't brat, I know that much. Now onto your living quarters…"
"What?!" Naruto nearly yelled as he looked up at Tsunade. Kurumi was slowly edging herself to the bathroom knowing her master was going to be mad.
Tsunade noticed this and quickly realized that it was Kurumi that destroyed the apartment. Slapping her forehead, she sighed out loud before turning to the other blonde in the room. "Your apartment was found in ruins after a fire swept through it. However, we did learn the rubble put out the flames so we've managed to recover some of your stuff. But that still leaves the question of where you'll be living…"
She wisely stopped as Naruto's face fell and Kurumi had tears flowing from her eyes like waterfalls. "Master! I'm sorry! Kurumi was only trying to clean desu! I swear I didn't mean to!"
Naruto turned to Kurumi with a fallen face. He really, really wanted to be mad at her and he was but at the same time he knew that she wouldn't purposely try to do anything to harm him. It was a difficult conundrum that he didn't know how to solve.
"Kurumi…" He just didn't know what to say as he was now homeless. Sighing and taking a deep breath, he looked her in the eyes. "Kurumi, I'm upset but at least there was nothing of value to be lost and you weren't hurt. But now I know I can't leave you in charge again as something like this might happen."
Kurumi was crestfallen as her master finished. At least he didn't punish her, but knowing that his trust in her had dropped felt worse then any punishment she could receive. Falling to her knees, Kurumi could only nod numbly as she could even look at Naruto as she had caused him to feel the way he was.
Tsunade was slightly impressed with Naruto as he hadn't overreacted like a lot of people would and done something they would have regretted. It was moments like these that she could see that he indeed did have what it took to be Hokage. Now if he could show that the majority of the time and stop being so childish at times.
Shaking her head as she knew boys would be boys, she patted Kurumi on the shoulder before turning to Naruto. "I have a few houses that are unoccupied so I'll take a look and see what I can do and if I can move you into them. They all have to be cleaned out as none of them have been lived in for a while, but that won't be too hard…"
"KURUMI WILL CLEAN THEM DESU!" Kurumi yelled as she jumped up as she wanted to prove to Naruto that she could be dependable.
"NO!" Both Naruto and Tsunade yelled back as they really didn't want the houses to collapse on themselves as she was cleaning them.
Tsunade coughed a little as Naruto looked away, as Kurumi was looking at both of them with an upset face. Tsunade quickly recovered and shook her head as she looked at Kurumi. "What I meant was that I was going to assign a few of my gennin to clean it out. You need to stay here and make sure Naruto doesn't strain himself too much as he's still recovering."
Kurumi's face lit up hearing that she was being trusted to look over her master and nodded enthusiastically. "You just leave him to me! I'll make sure master is taken care of desu!"
Naruto gave Tsunade a deadpan look which only made the Hokage chuckle more as she shook her head and headed for the door. "That's what I like to hear. Now I'll go see which house is in better condition as I wouldn't want Konoha's future Hokage to live in a house that's ready to fall apart."
As she left, Naruto's face turned sour as she could hear the sarcasm in Tsunade's voice when she said future Hokage. While he knew she was playing with him, it still irked him as that was his dream. "Oh I'll get you back for that old hag, mark my words… Kurumi, where are you going?"
Seeing that she didn't answer and she left the room, Naruto was about to panic after ten minutes passed when he heard Tsunade scream and Kurumi ran back into the room with a smile on her face. "Taken care of master!"
"What did you do?" Naruto said with a little worry in his voice as he could feel the entire hospital shaking as Tsunade stomped her way back to the room.
Kurumi didn't answer as she ran behind his bed and ducked under with a cat like grin on her face. "You'll like it master, trust me."
Beginning to wonder what she did, Naruto turned to the door just as it opened to see Tsunade drenched and her hair dyed a dark pink as she held two boxes of pink hair dye. He could help but snicker at the sight before it turned into full blown laughter and Kurumi quickly followed him and starting laughing with him.
Tsunade twitched madly before cracking her knuckles in a dangerous manner as she looked at the two. "Oh, you two will not like what I'm about to do to you."
Both of their faces fell as they looked up at Tsunade who had the most horrific face they had ever seen. There would be no doubt they would not like what was about to happen.
Naruto cringed as he walked while holding his butt gingerly. "Okay, maybe pranking Tsunade like that wasn't a good thing Kurumi… I don't think I'm going to be able to sit for a month."
"Me to master…" Kurumi whined as she refrained from moving as much as possible as it hurt her butt to even move. "She spanks too hard desu."
Naruto didn't answer as he continued walking around the cafeteria. He was glad Tsunade was allowing him to walk around the hospital even if he was upset she hadn't discharged him yet. He just wished he could go out and do something as he was getting restless and wanting to do something. It was made even harder as he couldn't sit down with jumping back up in pain.
"Damn old hag… At least she could have given me something to do!" Naruto complained as he attempted to sit down next to Kurumi only to fail as he jumped up as pain spiked through his buttocks.
Kurumi's eyes lit up hearing that her master was bored as well and then she got an idea. "Master, let's go see Saki! I bet she needs some company being stuck in a room all to herself"
Under all normal circumstances, Naruto would have said no to this. However being as bored as he was and the fact that Tsunade had told Kurumi to keep him in the hospital limited his options on doing anything fun. This at least would be a challenge as he knew a few Anbu were placed at her holding cell in the hospital.
A small smirk crossed his face as he stretched out a little before looking towards Kurumi and nodding. "Sure why not, but we're going to have to go in disguised."
"Oh, oh! How about you wear this master while I wear this this!" Kurumi said pulling out a purple dress for him and a suit for her.
"NO!" Naruto's yell was heard through out the entire hospital as Kurumi began to try and force it on him as she pushed him into a vacant hospital room. "I'm not putting on Ino's dress!"
Ten minutes later, Naruto was in his Sexy Jutsu form and glowering at Kurumi who had forced him into the dress and she was wearing the suit. He refrained from reaching out and strangling the angel as this was as far as he would go and he would be damned if he was going to let this happen again. "Kurumi, you will never put a dress on me again, understand!"
"But you look so cute in that disguise and you can even do a girl's voice really well master!" Kurumi countered with a large grin on her face as they walked to the room with an Anbu guarding it.
The said Anbu had the largest sweat drop on the back of her head before she just busted out laughing having heard the entire conversation from down the hall. She had been rather depressed with the lose of her lover but if there was one thing Naruto was good for, it was a laugh. However it was her laughing that allowed both Naruto and Kurumi to walk into the room with no problem whatsoever.
Pulling off the dress and reverting back to his normal form, he cursed as he put on his regular jump suit and glared at Kurumi. "I wasn't asking, I was ordering you to never do that again Kurumi, understand!"
"Alright master, I promise I won't try to make you wear another dress." Kurumi said with a mach smile on her face and her fingers crossed behind her back. While she normally couldn't disobey her master's orders, she could if she really, really wanted something and this was one of those cases.
Turning away from him and pulling off the suit, she was magically back in her maid outfit as she looked at Saki's nude form. "AW! She's so cute like this! I just can't wait for her to wake up again so I can have a sister!"
Naruto just sweat dropped as Kurumi was literally dancing around the downed angel. "Kurumi…"
"You know, neither of you should be in here." Yugao's voice echoed from behind them as she walked in, her eyebrow twitching behind her mask.
Both Kurumi and Naruto turned behind them to see the Anbu tapping her foot on the floor and glaring at both of them. Naruto nervously laughed before shaking his head. "Sorry Cat-san, but Kurumi wanted to see her sister and I wanted to get by the great defense of an Anbu again."
This only ticked Yugao off even more as Naruto was purposely making fun of her abilities as this was not the first time he had snuck by her. Then again, he had snuck by Kakashi many times as well and she credited it to the boy's sneaky nature. "Naruto, you have the count of three to get her out of this room before I call Tsunade-sama and I can guarantee she won't be as soft as last time…"
"No! I want to talk to my sister!" Kurumi interrupted as she jumped in front Naruto while waving her arms before pointing to Saki. The waving of her arms caught Naruto's jaw and sent him backwards and unfortunately into Saki, lips to lips.
Yugao blushed lightly under her mask seeing this as Kurumi turned around and saw her master kissing her sister. Her face fell as Naruto jumped up, his face beet red, and waves his hands wildly. "It's not what you think Kurumi! When you jumped by me, you knocked me into her! I didn't mean to kiss her!"
Kurumi only blinked before her face turned red as she looked at Yugao. With one high picked shriek, Kurumi ran over to Yugao and pushed her resulting in the Anbu being sent flying out of the village.
A large intake of breath caught both of their attention as they looked back to see Saki's eyes opening. Kurumi screamed in joy seeing her sister up and ran to her side. "Well good morning sister! I guess it seems master's kiss woke you."
Saki noticed her, she really did. But her attention was solely focused on the blonde that she knew that kissed her. But, her sister said he was her master. So what did that make her? As that question crossed her mind, she smiled lightly at him. "Master."
Just at this moment, Jiraiya had to walk into the room and hear what Saki said to his student. "OH COME ON! HOW COME I CAN'T HAVE HIS LUCK?!"
Naruto: I knew it! Something like this had to happen!
Saki: Master?
Kurumi: NO! He's my master Saki!
Tsunade: I don't even want to know anymore… Jiraiya!
Jiraiya: Yes mune-hime?
Tsunade: (hits Jiraiya) I needed to relax and the best way for me to do that is to hit you.
Naruto: (being pulled by Kurumi and Saki) Help me!
Tsunade: On the next chapter of Steel Angels and a Blonde, Kurumi is getting jealous of Saki's new found love of Naruto. So she takes him away to another village for some time alone, but who are these two strangers waiting for them?! Find out in the next chapter, Trouble with Angles!
Naruto: NOT HELPING OLD HAG!
Tsunade: (knocks Naruto out) DON'T CALL ME OLD!
Kurumi & Saki: (attack Tsunade) DON'T HURT MASTER!
Jiraiya: (takes notes) Oh yeah… By the way for all you fans of this story, you input is really appreciated so anything you have to say will be more then welcomed even if it is a little flaming. Now so long as I have to take notes… Oh crap.
Kurumi, Saki & Tsunade: (attacks Jiraiya) DON'T USE US IN YOUR SMUT!