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Everyone's Worst Enemy

"You want ME to fucking take care of all this!?" Naruto shouted.

"On no this is just the beginning of it. There's at least five more rooms filled. Just look at it as practice for later on." Headmaster grinned.

"I don't care! This is your work not mine!" Naruto growled, kicking a stack of papers out of the way.

"Your only making more work for yourself kid." Headmaster grin grew wider.

Naruto groaned.

"Don't worry there will be one more person helping you." Headmaster said, eyes gleaming.

"Really! Who?" Naruto asked. His mood already brightening ten fold.

The door opens to reveal a snake teme. A large wind burst through the room, papers flying everywhere. Sasuke's ninjato is against Naruto's neck, and one of Naruto's kunai against Sasuke's neck. "Damn I wish I brought Kutsuu with me. He's following me around from now on." Naruto thought to himself, gritting his teeth.

"Teme." Naruto growls, applying more pressure against Sasuke's neck.

"Dobe." Sasuke said in his usual monotone voice. Also putting more pressure on Naruto's neck.

"Now, now boy's this is not a play ground, and I shall not allow you to destroy my school any more than you already have. I will punish you." Headmaster grinned, putting a hand on each of the ninja's shoulders.

Naruto and Sasuke glare at the Headmaster. Then went back to glaring at each other.

"Then I'll leave you two alone to finish this work. Ruby will be in here when your done to take you to the next room, and you are not allowed to use any Kage Bunshin Naruto." Headmaster said, vanishing from the room. "You better get to work if you two want to finish before school starts."

The two shivered, still glaring at each other. Naruto picked up a stack of papers. His eyes never leaving Sasuke's. Sasuke walked over to the other side of the room. And leaned against the wall. Showing no sign of helping any time soon.

"Teme! Get over here and help me!" Naruto shouted.

Sasuke ignored Naruto and his out burst.

Naruto growled and started working on the paper work. "Hehehe I've got an idea."

Sasuke watched as got to work on the paperwork, a huge grin on his face. "Dobe..." He looked around at all the stacks of paper in the room, and if he didn't help he would be stuck in the room with Naruto even longer. Sasuke closed his eyes. As long as he didn't have to put up with Naruto's loud mouth he would just go to sleep and wait for Naruto to be done.

"So the teme fell asleep eh... Perfect." Naruto grinned, stretching. He started to stand up.

"Don't even think about it Dobe." Sasuke said, a hint of anger in his voice.

"Ah are you still throwing a hissy fit that I kicked your ass?" Naruto smirked.

"That was a fluke. I could kick your as right now if I wanted to." Sasuke growled.

"You wanna bet?" Naruto growled, leaking out a bit of killer intent.

"Like I need to bet. We both know that I would win." Sasuke said, pulling out his ninjato.

"You two wouldn't be fighting now would you?" A voice said from all over.

A shiver ran down the two's spines making them grab a stack of paperwork. The two got to work at an extremely fact pace. They were at one of their competition's to see who could get the most done. Another hour later all the paperwork in the first room was finished.

"Now I know why Baa-Chan always had sake, and tried to get out of the office every chance she got." Naruto sighed.

"Wow you two finished a lot faster than expected!" Ruby clapped.

Sasuke grunted, walking out of the room.

"Wait! This is only the first room there are still more!" Ruby shouted, stopping Sasuke in his tracks. He turned his head and glared at the Headmaster's assistant.

"This is punishment for the riot you two caused yesterday." Ruby said, a warm smile on her face.

"Teme quit picking on Ruby-Chan with your death glares. Ruby-Chan please take us to the next room so we can get started on the next set of paperwork." Naruto grinned.

"Right." Ruby said, walking out of the room.

Naruto and Sasuke followed her, glaring at each other.

"I don't think this was such a good idea Chairman-San. Ruby sighed to herself. She looked over her shoulder to see the hate waves rolling off the two.

"Here we are." Ruby said, opening a door with a large number two painted on it. The room was filled with twice as much paperwork that went all the way up to the roof of the room.

Naruto and Sasuke rushed into the room already starting in on the paperwork.

Ruby smiled watching the two as they worked. "Maybe I was wrong..." She left the room without them noticing.

Naruto was board with just filling the paperwork out so he decided to read a few. "Alright let's see what I'm singing here."

"Dear Headmaster-Sama I have had a crush on you for the longest time. Please go on a date with me. Signed your secret admirer. P.S. I LOVE YOU!!"

"Hehehe.. so girls really like that creep. I wonder how many of these Baa-Chan got? Well... This is the creep's fault for making me do his paperwork. Plus I fell sorry for the poor girl." Naruto began to laugh like the Headmaster in all his glory.

Sasuke looked up from his paperwork to see Naruto with a creepy grin on his face, and a scary aura around him. "Dobe.."

"OK! Next!" Naruto thought.

"YO! Headmaster my best buddy could you make the skirts to the girls school uniform a few more inches shorter, and take this design of mine on how the torso to the girls uniform should be. It would be helpful for my photography."

"Gin." Naruto muttered, looking down at the picture of a wolf holding a camera, and giving the thumbs up at the bottom of the page.

"Dear Headmaster now that the school is under maintenance could we paint all the walls black with blood seeping out of them, and have tons dead bodies lying around on the floor."

"The outside of the school already looks like a horror film. So my answer is Fuck no! NEXT!"

"Headmaster as a teacher of this school I demand that I gain more tutoring time with all of my students. I guarantee that by the time I am done with them they will know math like their back of hand."

Naruto shivered at this one. Something about the screamed dangerous.

"Dear Headmaster please put me in all of the same classes as Akashiya Moka!"

"Hell no, and it's Uzumaki Moka now bitch!" Naruto growled.

Sasuke looked back up from his paperwork to see Naruto growling at a paper. "Loser..."

"I am going to check every single one of these fucking papers." Naruto thought angrily.

After two hours of never ending paperwork Naruto sighed. They were finally finished, but most of the paperwork had revolved around Moka and the rest of the club.

"What the hell is with this paperwork!? None of it is even about business!" Naruto growled. Some of the paperwork did not sit well with him, especially the one's that mentioned his wife.

"Is something wrong Naruto-Kun?" Ruby asked, leading the ninja's to the next room.

"No. Just the paperwork is a little..."

"This is the paperwork the Headmaster hasn't worked on throughout the year for a reason. So I can understand if it's.. not normal." Ruby sighed. She had read a few of the article's.

"Couldn't you just light most of this paperwork on fire? I mean I'm sure no body would care. I definitely wouldn't." Naruto said.

"No... That would be wrong." Ruby said, opening the next door, some water flowed out of the room.

"What the fuck!? How the hell are we supposed to write on these?" Naruto shouted. The room was completely submerged underwater by some unseen force. The papers were swimming through the water like fish.

"Katon: Hosenka no Jutsu."

The room was consumed in flames. The water slowly evaporated from the room. After a few more minutes the water was completely evaporated, but the flames continued burning the paper.

"Next room." Sasuke said.

Ruby sweat dropped closing the door to a now charred room.

"Hey where's Naruto at?" Kurumu asked, a mischievous grin on her face.

"He's working for the Headmaster right now." Moka sighed. She was already missing her blonde whiskered husband.

"I'm surprised you didn't go with him, since you two are always together." Mizore said.

"Hey! I'm not always with him... Besides the Headmaster told me I couldn't..." Moka sighed becoming even more depressed...

Kurumu and Mizore glanced at each other and nodded. They stood from the table they were sitting at and grab a hold of Moka by the arms. The two pull Moka away.

"I'm coming to! Desu" Yukari shouts, running to catch up to her older friends.

"What are you two doing?" Moka sweat dropped as the succubus and yuki onna pull her into the forest.

"Not going to tell you. Here we'll ask you questions until we get to where we're going." Kurumu said.

"OH! Let me go first. Desu" Yukari chirped.

"Sure go ahead Yukari-Chan." Moka smiled. Surely the questions wouldn't be that bad. Right?

"How is Naruto in bed and.... Can I join you? Desu" Yukari asked, a blush on her face.

"YUKARI!!" Moka shouted out in embarrassment, blushing as red as a tomato.

"Dang it Yukari that's what I was going to ask only not the joining part. I'm saving myself for Tsukune." Kurumu glared at the child prodigy.

"Safe.." Moka thought to herself as her friends broke out into their usual fight.

"So how is he?" Mizore whispered. Kurumu and Yukari's attention quickly went back to focus on Moka. The three looked at her with stars in their eyes.

"Ummmmmm.... it's....it's...."

The girls closed in so they could hear better.

"...to embarrassing." Moka mumbled, poking her two index fingers together in a very Hinata like fashion.

"Come on!! What it is to embarrassing about it? I would tell you if Tsukune was any good!" Kurumu shouted, shaking Moka.

Moka's blush became another shade of red. "So."

"So! Just tell us." Kurumu said.

"Fine.... He's.... good...." Moka mumbled.

"Good that's it? Not oh my god he is sooooo good with his tongue, or any other special ability he has?" Kurumu asked.

"Well.... He does this one thing with this jutsu...." Moka said.

"OH!! Go on give all of the juicy details." Kurumu grinned.

"Onee-Chan?" Someone said from behind the group.

"Shit Kokoa." Kurumu sighed.

"What are you idiots doing out here?" Kokoa asked.

"Shouldn't we be asking you that. Desu" Yukari retorted.

"I'm training to become as strong as Onee-Sama and Naruto-Niisama. If you can't tell." Kokoa stated.

It was true that all of the trees in the area had been knocked over, and many craters in the ground. Kokoa looked down at her sister who was blushing furiously for some dumb ass reason.

"What's wrong with you Onee-Chan?" Kokoa asked, not really caring.

"Hehehe. We were asking her how good Naruto was in the sac." Kurumu grinned.

At this Kokoa wanted to listen to. Anything about Naruto-Niisama she had to know.

"Oh shit." Naruto said, walking into a room that was larger than the entire school. Of course the room was swarming with paperwork.

"Yeah this is the paperwork that hasn't been done in years. The Headmaster doesn't like paperwork very much. I can verily even get him to sign one." Ruby sighed.

"Can I please use Kage Bunshin? I could have all of this done in a matter of minutes." Naruto whined.

"Sorry. Its Headmaster's orders." Ruby said.

Naruto sighed.

Sasuke walked into the room. He shuushin'd to back of the room. There was some type of growling sound behind him. Sasuke turned around to see a large black scaly dragon. The dragon was asleep, with fire coming out of it's nose when it breathed. The papers around it were burned to a crisp.

"OI TEME!!" Naruto yelled from the other side of the room. He still didn't know about the dragon.

One of the dragon's large eyes opened. Sasuke was right in the view of the large beast. The dragon craned it's neck, and a jet of fire came out. "Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu." A giant fireball clashed with the dragon's fire. The two flames clashed against each other for a few seconds, until the dragon's flames overpowered Sasuke's. With not enough time to shuushin away from the fire Sasuke was hit by the main force of the fire. The Dragon rose from its spot, flapping its wings.

Seeing the dragon rising high into the air Naruto shuushin'd to his rival. Sasuke was burnt to a crisp unconscious. "Teme can't even take a bit of heat. Tsk how did ever lose to him. Suppose I should thank the dragon somehow though."

Naruto dodged a blast of fire that was aimed at him. The room was quickly burning up in flames from the dragon. Naruto looked over his shoulder to see that Ruby was still at the doorway. He shuushin'd back over to her and picked her up. "Hey! You oversized lizard bet can't catch me!" Naruto stuck out his tongue, provoking the dragon.

"ROWR!!" The dragon flew at high speeds toward Naruto.

"Shit maybe that wasn't the best idea. Sorry Ruby-Chan but I'm going to have to let go of you now. Run as far away from here as you can. I'll take care of the lizard while you go get back up." Naruto said, setting Ruby back down.

"Don't die." Ruby said, running out of the room. She was wondering how the dragon even got in there.

"Oi! Kutsuu you there?" Naruto thought.

"You need me master?" Kutsuu asked.

"Yeah. I'm kinda fighting a giant dragon right now. Could you be here within a few seconds or so..."

"Hai!!"

The bat was there in a matter of milliseconds. "Fast." was the only thing Naruto thought. Kutsuu transformed into his katana form and Naruto grabbed the hilt of the katana. The dragon hovered in the air eying the blade.

"You are not the average human." The dragon roared.

"Yeah I get that a lot." Naruto chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.

The dragon landed next to Naruto. Still eying him with curiosity. "I smell mostly human with a hint of vampire, yet also kitsune..."

"Your right there..." Naruto sighed.

"What is your name human?" The dragon asked.

"Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto said.

"My name is Kazul. Leave now and I shall not kill you like I did your friend over there." Kazul said,turning its head in Sasuke's direction.

"He's not my friend, and I doubt that teme is dead." Naruto groaned.

"You do not like this other human?" Kazul asked.

"Hell no I don't like that trader he fucking turned his back on our village for some fucking snake bastard. Then I had to make this retarded promise with a this girl I had a crush on that I would chase this teme down and drag him back to the village. Now you tell me would you like this teme?" Naruto retorted.

"Do you want me to finish the job then?" Kazul asked.

"Naw got to take him back to Konoha as a gift for my absence. I hope the villagers don't think I've become a nuke nin..." Naruto said. Now that he thought about he had already been gone for six months.

"I wish you luck Uzumaki Naruto." Kazul said, getting ready to fly back over to his sleeping place.

"Hey could you help me fly that teme to the infirmary?" Naruto asked.

A jet of flames came out of Kazul's nose as he pondered on whether he should help this human. "I shall fly you there. Only because you asked."

"Thanks!" Naruto said. Kutsuu returned to his bat form and perched himself on Naruto's shoulder. Naruto went over and grabbed Sasuke, slinging him over his shoulder. Naruto jumped onto Kazul's back. The large dragon flapped it's massive wings. Kazul flew through the building at break neck speeds. Outside Kazul flew higher into the air. Naruto had to use chakra to stay in place.

Kazul made it to the school in a few minutes. He made a few circles around the school before landing. Ruby rushed out of the building with the Headmaster behind her. The Headmaster had one of his usual creepy grins on his faces.

"Ruby-Chan would you take this teme to the infirmary he has a few minor burns...." Naruto said, handing Sasuke over to Ruby.

"How did you.."

"Let's just say me and Kazul here sees eye to eye." Naruto grinned.

"Kazul? So that is what he is named. No matter for escaping paradise I must take Kazul back now." The Headmaster said.

"Paradise?" Naruto asked.

"It is a special world where I keep species that are about to go extinct at." The Headmaster said.

Kazul snorted. "More like a slaughter house. There have these monsters coming in there every day slaughtering our kind like it was nothing."

"I assure you that that will not happen again." The Headmaster said.

"Hey I got better idea how about Kazul go back home with me when I leave." Naruto said. "That way I could show off to Kiba that I have the cooler pet." Naruto thought to himself.

"I do not think that would be wise." Headmaster said.

"Is there meat there?" Kazul asked.

"Lot's." Naruto grinned.

"Then it is decided I shall go home with Naruto here." Kazul said, breathing a jet of flame to prove his point.

"As you wish." Headmaster said.

"NARUTO!!" Someone yelled from behind them.

"MOKA!!" Naruto shouted, running to embrace his lovely wife.

Moka and the rest of the girls behind her froze seeing the giant dragon.

"YOU!! Your the one who was slaughtering my kind with that human!" Kazul shouted.

"Eh?" Naruto asked.

"I-I-I'm sorry that was my other self she was training Tsukune-Kun to control his vampire powers!" Moka shouted.

"The training was obviously a waste though.. Desu" Yukari frowned.

"Wait when did this happen?" Naruto asked.

"Before you got here." Kurumu said.

Mizore walked over to the dragon and started poking him. Yukari quickly followed suit. Kokoa looked at the dragon with admiration. Dragons were one of the most noble sacred beast there were.

"Stop that!" Kazul growled, shooting a jet of flame at them.

Mizore backed away not wanting to get burnt. Fire was one of her worst weaknesses. Yukari just giggled and started petting Kazul instead. A low rumble was heard. Kazul was purring under the young witch's touch. He lowered his head and allowed her to continue petting him.

"Where are you going to keep Kazul until the key to your world is created?" Headmaster asked.

"That easy! In my room of course! He can fit in the pool room.. I think..." Naruto said.

"I don't think that will work Naruto." Moka said.

"Ok how about we keep him in the school gym!" Naruto said.

"That would disrupt gym class." Headmaster said.

"Damn you just have to make this difficult don't you. Hmmm.... How about I create a shack that Kazul can stay in until the key is made." Naruto said.

"Won't that take awhile to make? Desu" Yukari asked.

Naruto shook his head and grinned. "Two words: Kage Bunshin."

"Ohhhhh." The groups said in awe.

"I shall leave that to you then. However the first time Kazul disrupts my school. He shall be sent straight back to paradise." Headmaster said.

"No problem. You'll be a good boy, right Kazul?" Naruto asked.

"I would never be so lowly as to act stupid. My race is already seen as some lowly thing by the humans I do not need monsters thinking the same." Kazul said.

"Problem solved." Naruto grinned.

"Did you get all that paperwork done yet?" Headmaster asked.

"Hehe... Well you see. ..Most of it kind of went up in flames...." Naruto chuckled.

The Headmater waved him off not wanting to know more. "That is enough then you are free to do whatever you want for the rest of the day."

"Come on Kazul let's go make a house you can live in till we go back to my home." Naruto said, jumping on the dragon's back.

"I want to come to!" Moka said.

The rest of the girls also got on to the dragons back. Kazul took off flying far into the woods.

"Do you see any area you like?" Naruto shouted.

"Not yet. So are these women yours?" Kazul asked.

"NO!! Only Moka!" Naruto said. He wrapped his arms around Moka for emphasis.

"I would just take them all if I were you. I don't see why you would want only one." Kazul said.

"That's simple because I love Moka." Naruto said, tightening his grip around her.

"Awwww." The girls said, dreamy looks on their faces.

Moka blushed a bright red.

Kazul snorted. Their flight continued in silence as the dragon flew around the forest for a place to live.

"What about that area." Naruto pointed at an area that was by a small stream. There wasn't many trees surrounding the area making it easier for the dragon to move.

"That will do." Kazul said. He landed in the large opening, leaving a indention in the ground where his feet were.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" A hundred clones poofed into existence. They quickly got to work cutting down trees and turning it into usable lumber.

"What can we do to help?" Moka asked.

"Go do whatever you want for now. You can help me later when I get the main part done." The real Naruto said, carrying a piece of lumber to the stack.

About an hour later Naruto had finished the main part of the building. Now all he had to do was finish the inside and the building would be liveable.

"Thank you human. I shall repay this kindness when the time comes."Kazul said, walking into the building.

"For burning Sasuke-Teme to a crisp that payment enough." Naruto said.

Kazul nodded.

"Could you girls help me paint the inside now?" Naruto asked.

They all nod and walk into the building.

"Wait right here I'll be back with some paint." Naruto said, shuushin'ing away.

He came back with different colored cans of paint.

"I'll leave the inside to you girls, because if it was up to me I would paint it all orange." Naruto chuckled.

"Yeah give us the paint." Kurumu said, taking a can of paint from Naruto.

Another 30 minutes later the room was painted a tan color with pictures on it.

"I thank you Naruto and his females." Kazul bowed his neck.

"No problem. Just fly on over whenever you need anything." Naruto chuckled.

The group said their goodbyes and went back to Naruto's dorm to have some fun for the rest of the night.

Sorry that this chappie took longer than the rest. I just really didn't know what the job should be. So I read a few story a thought of what everyone hates most. I know I sure as hell hate paperwork. Don't you hate when you walk into a doctor's office on time for your appointment, then you got to fill out a shit load of paperwork that said the same damn thing over and over again.

Also to let everyone know I really do not like Sasuke at all. I only put him in here because I thought it would be interesting.

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