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Big News

A few months had passed by with very little conflict. Except for when the teme got to cocky, and Naruto had to bump him down a notch by literally moping the floor with him. The only other trouble Naruto had was with Karin, the teme's teammate. Thanks to that Kokoa was getting her desired training.

Flashback

Karin was up to one of her usual attempts at trying to get Naruto. She was hiding behind a trash can making sure her chakra signature couldn't be read. Naruto was right in front of her surrounded by other student's. When the right time came she was going to jump Naruto and force herself on him.

"I hope Sasuke-Kun isn't watching..." Karin thought to herself.

"What are you doing?" Someone asked from behind her in a rather rude voice.

"Go away! Can't you see I'm busy!!" Karin growled, not looking back.

"Your watching Naruto-Niisama again aren't you!?" Youki filled with killer intent started to be targeted at Karin's back.

"Shit it's that brat again." Karin muttered, turning around. Kokoa was glaring at her, mace in hand. She still couldn't read the strange chakra, so Kokoa hit Karin right in the jaw, breaking it. The blow sent Karin through the school walls.

"Oh Naruto-Niisama~ I saved you from the horny psycho yet again!!" Kokoa shouted, in a sing song voice.

"T-Thanks Chibi-Chan." Naruto chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.

"You know if Onee-Sama finds out about this she will go berserk." Kokoa said.

"Yeah I know." Naruto sighed.

"I could help you." Kokoa grinned, this was perfect.

"What's the price?" Naruto asked. Being around Kokoa long enough he knew she was up to something.

"Train me!" Kokoa grinned.

"Will you quit attacking your sister?" Naruto asked, crossing his arms across his chest.

"...I....will.....try?" Kokoa grumbled, forcing every word.

"What was that?" Naruto grinned, cupping his hand around his ear, leaning closer to her.

"Ok! I will stop attacking my sister. Now train me!" Kokoa shouted.

"Deal."

Flashback End

After that Karin was no longer a problem. The only one left who was still a pain to deal with was Suigetsu, who continued to torment Kokoa. Kazul had flown over a few times to ask Naruto when they were leaving. Many of the students would hide in fear when Kazul was near. Others looked on in awe at the mighty dragon.

Today was a special day for the group. Tsukune would be coming back. Kurumu was making cookies and other treat's for the party. Mizore was hiking behind a tree where she could see Tsukune right when he got there. Yukari spent her time making a potion for Tsukune to drink. Kokoa was coming up with one of her schemes, on ways to kill the human without the others catching her. Our married couple was well....

"N-Naruto."

"Moka."

"Naruto...I can't..."

"It's ok go ahead."

"Capu-Chu!"

Naruto moaned as Moka continued to suck his blood.

Yes. The two had gotten distracted from their jobs, with Moka drinking Naruto's blood and Naruto grinding against her. They were on the gym stage. Naruto was laying on the floor with Moka straddling his hips, her chest pressed against his. Naruto slid his hands up and down Moka's sides resting on her ass.

They were supposed to be setting up the gym for Tsukune's welcome back party. The Headmaster had granted permission for them to use the gym. Thanks to Naruto for keeping the school under control, except the view incidents between him and Sasuke. Plus the girls had been behaving themselves.

All that was set up in the gym was a few tables for the food to sit on. After that Moka had tackled Naruto on the stage for teasing her. So the preparations for Tsukune's party was no where near completion.

On the bus...

"You glad to be back in school brat?" Bus driver smirked.

"..." Tsukune stayed silent deep in thought. He was looking out the window with a blank stare.

"Hehehe... Guess I'll let it slide this time." Bus driver said, taking a drag on his cigar.

"I wonder what I should tell them when I get there, but first I need to apologize to Moka-San and Naruto-San. Moka-San....NO!! I have to stop thinking like that. I didn't think about this all summer just to go back to dreaming about Moka. Think about Kurumu and Mizore!!" Tsukune thought. His mind was at war with itself.

The bus pulled to a stop in front of the tree with a pumpkin headed scarecrow under it. The scarecrow held up a sign that said 'Welcome to Youkai Gakuen.'

"Welcome to Youkai Gakuen. Try not die... Hehehe." Bus driver smirked.

Tsukune still didn't hear the bus driver, because his brain was still thinking about what he should do.

"Brat?"

"..."

The bus driver sighed, took a long drag on his cigar, and stood up from his seat. He walked through the aisle. In front on Tsukune the bus driver took another long drag on his cigar. He blew the smoke in an "O" shape, blowing the smoke into Tsukune's face.

"Cough, Cough, Cough!" Tsukune coughed uncontrollably, swinging his arms around to try to bat the smoke away. Tears began to stream down his cheeks from the smoke.

"Finally get your attention boy?" Bus driver smirked, blowing another ring of smoke in Tsukune's face.

Tsukune glared at the bus driver with his teary eyes. He grabbed his stuff and walked off the bus pouting the whole way. A chill ran down his spine when the bus disappeared through the tunnel it came from. An alert system in his head he had picked up at his time in Youkai Gakeun was going off the charts. Which meant only one thing, they were near...

"Konbanwa... Mizore-Chan." Tsukune said, looking at the tree the scarecrow was under.

"Konbanwa... Tsukune..." Mizore said, stepping out from behind the tree. A deep blush on her cheeks. The stick of the lollipop she always had in her mouth twirled around in a clockwise motion.

"Sigh... It's now or never..." Tsukune thought to himself, trying to calm his nerves. "This is to get over Moka!"

Tsukune walked over to Mizore, grabbed her wrist and pulled her to him. His lips crushed against hers in a somewhat awkward kiss. Mizore was frozen from shock at first, bust quickly returned the kiss.

"Yahoo!! Tsu..." Kurumu froze right where she was standing a few feet away. One of her famous plate of cookies slipping from her fingers. There in front of her was her 'Mate of Fate' kissing her best friend.

Tsukune released Mizore ending the kiss. Mizore pouted at the loose of contact with the one she loved. Tsukune looked over his shoulder to see the cookies Kurumu had worked so hard on for him about to hit the ground. He dived for the cookies, saving most from hitting the cold hard ground. Tsukune stood up with a smile on his face, returning the cookies to Kurumu. Then he wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her. Kurumu almost dropped the plate again, but Tsukune released one of his arms around her waist and held onto the plate. When Tsukune was about to pull away Kurumu laced her finger's behind his neck, keeping him in place. She continued to attack his lips as if this was the last time before he was gone off the face of the earth. A few tears of joy went down her cheek.

After a few minutes Tsukune was turning blue from lack of oxygen.

"Oi. Milk jug's your going to kill him." Mizore said, freezing Kurumu.

Once Tsukune had caught his breath and his face was back to its original color Kurumu and Mizore had to say what was going through both their mind.

"Tsukune kissed me..." The two mumbled, a deep blush on both their cheeks as they touched their lips with their index and middle finger.

"Sorry about that..." Tsukune chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. "I know I shouldn't have done that without picking one of you, but I still can't shift through all my feelings... So I thought that if I..."

"It's ok Tsukune we understand." Kurumu and Mizore said.

Tsukune looked at the girls with worry in his eyes, They just smiled at him and each wrapped an arm around him in a hug. The three stayed like that for a few minutes.

"Where's everybody else?" Tsukune asked, still hugging the two girls.

"... Before that Tsukune... I think we need to tell you something about Moka... and Naruto..." Kurumu said, biting her bottom lip.

All of Tsukune's attention focused on Kurumu, a stern look on his face.

"Their married." Mizore said, letting the cat out of the bag.

"..." The forest stayed silent for awhile. Tsukune's mind went blank. They got married while he was gone!?

"I'm happy for them. Moka deserves to be happy, and Naruto-San is a really great guy." Tsukune smiled, tightening his grip around Kurumu and Mizore.

Kurumu and Mizore kissed him on the cheek. Then smiled at him. "Let's go. They should have everything ready by now." Kurumu said.

"What ready?" Tsukune asked.

"Come with us and you'll find out!" Kurumu grinned.

The two youkai pulled Tsukune along toward the school.

"Tsukune-San! Desu" Yukari shouted, a flask of blue liquid in hand. She waved at them with her other one.

"Yukari-Chan." Tsukune shouted. Not being able to wave since both of his arms were preoccupied by two Youkai girls latched onto him.

Yukari leaped into Tsukune wrapping her arms around neck and nuzzled her face into Tsukune chest. She giggled, letting go of Tsukune.

"I'm so glad your back! Desu" Yukari chirped.

"I'm glad to be back to Yukari-Chan. What's that in your hand?" Tsukune asks, eying the flask.

"Oh this it's a special drink I made for the party. All you have to do is add this to the punch and an explosion of flavor will fill your mouth." Yukari said, twirling the flask,

"Party?" Tsukune asked.

"Yukari-Chan! It was supposed to be a surprise!" Kurumu huffed

"My bad. Desu" Yukari chuckled.

Kurumu sighed shaking her head. "Any who... How about we get going. I'm sure Moka and Naruto are wondering where we're at."

Tsukune's radar began to tingle again as a shiver ran down his spine. "I know your there Kokoa-Chan."

"Tsk." Kokoa grumbled, hiding something behind her back. She glared at the human then looked away. "Damn and I had the perfect plan set up."

"It's good to see you to Kokoa-Chan." Tsukune chuckled.

The group began walking back toward the gym.

"How was your stay in the human world Tsukune?" Mizore asked.

"It was ok I guess. Although I really missed you guys." Tsukune said.

"We missed you to Tsukune." Kurumu said, tightening her grip on his arm.

The two girls had not let go of him the entire time. Yukari opened the door to the gym to a very shocking sight. Lots of Naruto's were in the room in what looked like butler attire. Moka and the real Naruto stood in the front with their cloth's a little ruffled. Naruto's and Moka's cheeks were beat red. Tons of decorations were set up. The room looked absolutely amazing for being distracted only minutes before Tsukune showed up.

"Welcome back Tsukune!" All of the Naruto's shouted at the same time, a huge smile that reached their eyes on their faces. The clones bowed then began moving around again.

"That was close." Naruto whispered into Moka's ear.

"Your the one who couldn't stop. What if they walked in a second sooner? This place wouldn't have been finished and they would have..." Moka whispered back, hitting him on the shoulder in a playful manner.

"Hey if I remember right your the one who begged for it. It's called bunshin we could have got finished at any time, and who cares if they saw." Naruto grinned, slapping her on the ass.

Moka huffed, sticking her tongue out at him, then winked.

"It's good to see you Moka-San." Tsukune said, breaking the couple out of their conversation.

"It's good to see you to Tsukune-Kun." Moka said.

The two stared at each other in silence.

"I'm so sorry Moka-San, Naruto-San. I..." Tsukune bowed.

"For what?" Naruto asked.

"For trying to kill you and destroying school and..." Tsukune began.

"Man that was ages ago. I completely forgot about." Naruto grinned.

"B-But..."

"I forgive you Tsukune-Kun." Moka said.

Tsukune eyed the ring on Moka's ring finger. "So it's true." Tsukune mumbled under his breath.

"What's with the frowny face. This party! No gloominess allowed!" Naruto grinned.

"Your right."Tsukune said. He can't let himself get bummed down like that. It would sadden Moka-San, and he never wanted to see her sad.

The doors to the room burst open.

"Dobe you there?" The teme asked walking into the room. Team Taka following behind him.

"What do you want teme." Naruto growled. He did not want to put up with this pain in the ass right now.

"I want a rematch." Sasuke snarled.

"I'm busy right now. Why don't you go play ninja by yourself. I don't feel like kicking your ass right now." Naruto sighed.

"Ummm.. Who are they?" Tsukune asked.

"Someone that really pisses me off." Naruto growled. He pulled off Moka's Rosario just encase.

Inner Moka glared at the female member of team Taka. She had known the winch had been trying to get her mate even after the warning. This time it was war and she was going to kill the bitch, but first she would take care of the bastard who kept annoying her husband.

"We'll tell you later Tsukune." Kurumu said.

Tsukune nodded. He could tell this was not the time to ask questions.

"ROWR!!"

"Good timing Kazul!!" Naruto grinned.

Sasuke muttered under his breath. He activated his sharigan and turned to face the dragon. This time he would not allow this lizard to beat him. Sasuke ran through some hand signs to defeat the dragon with one swift move.

"Fool you dare turn your back on me. Know your place." Moka said, kicking Sasuke in the back of the head in one swift motion. Due to Sasuke being to preoccupied with the dragon he had ignored the threats that were behind him. Sasuke went flying in Kazul's direction.

A jet of flame burst from Kazul's mouth, setting Sasuke on fire. The flames continued hitting Karin as well. Jugo and Suigetsu and jumped out of the way to avoid being burned.

Suigetsu whistled. "Another point for team Kitsune." He snickered.

Kokoa glared at him.

"Don't worry I won't bother you tonight. Just came to see what's happening." Suigetsu said.

Off in the distance Sasuke fell to the ground unconscious. Jugo picked up Karin in his arms and walked away. Suigetsu winked at Kokoa licking his lips, then disappeared in a puddle of water. They had left Sasuke in the crater.

Kazul landed next to the gym, smoke coming out of his nose.

"Thanks Kazul. Why don't you stay we're just about ready to start the party back up." Naruto shouted.

Kazul nodded.

After the nuisance was taken care of the night was filled with fun and joy as the group played around. Ruby had came a few hours later to greet Tsukune. After that Naruto and Moka had told Tsukune about what they had done since he left and about the marriage. Tsukune told them he was happy for them. Then he had told them about some of the things he had done when he was home. He also talked about his cousin Kyoko. Kurumu and Mizore continued to stick to Tsukune refusing to budge. Kokoa grumbled the entire night, but overall enjoyed her night.

The next morning...

Naruto awoke on the floor of the gym. Moka lay right next to him, a warm smile on her face. He stared at her for awhile then kissed her on the forhead. He stood up and looked around. Kokoa was laying on a table. Yukari and Ruby were gone, and Tsukune was rested against the wall with Kurumu and Mizore on each side of him. Kazul was snoring loudly outside.

"Sigh must have had to much to drink." Naruto grumbled.

"Good Morning." Moka mumbled, still half asleep.

"Good Morning." Naruto smiled. He helped Moka to her feet.

"I see your awake." The Headmaster said, walking into the room.

Tsukune woke up from all the noise. He shifted his body waking up the two girls who used his shoulders for a pillow.

"What do you want?" Naruto asked.

"I need you to clean up this mess as before school starts. I'm having an asembly and need this mess gone." Headmaster said.

"Ok." Naruto said. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

Twenty clones appeared in the room, getting to work on cleaning the room up. A few minutes later the room was sparkly clean. Kokoa was woken up by one of the clones.

"This good enough for you." Naruto asked, as the clones disappeared.

"It will do." Headmaster smirked.

"Then we'll leave now to get ready." Naruto said.

"Yes that would be wise." The Headmaster said.

Naruto and the group left the room to get ready for school.

The entire school was assembled in the gymnasium for an announcement the Headmaster was going to give. Whispers went around the room about what the announcement could be about about. Ruby walked up to the podium. She tapped the mike a few times, making the students go silent.

"Good Morning everyone. Today the Headmaster has a very important announcement to make, but first we have a few minor things to discuss before then." Ruby said, looking over the crowd. Knowing she had their full attention she continued.

"Hey what do you think the creep has to say?" Naruto whispered into Moka's ear.

"I don't know, but it must be important since he took us out of class for it." Moka whispered back.

Naruto nodded. He yawned trying to stay focused.

Halfway through the speech snoring could be heard throughout the the room. All of the students turned to the perpetrator of the noise. The student was in an orange and black version of the school uniform. The school broke out into laughter. It was Naruto. A few of the student's whistled, because his eyes were still open making it look like he was awake. Moka elbowed him in embarrassment.

"I wasn't sleeping I swear!" Naruto shouted, looking around the room. Making the students laugh even harder.

"Yes, I'm sure you weren't." The Headmaster smirked, at the front of the podium. "Beings this pertains to you I'm sure you wouldn't dare want to miss it."

"Me?" Naruto asked.

"I'm getting to it kid." Headmaster said. "Students of Youkai Gakuen I have news for you all. The latest transfer students, and Uzumaki Naruto shall be leaving school after the school festival. They shall not be coming back. That is all you may go back to your classes now."

The entire room became deadly silent again.

"YESSS!! Finally I get to go Home!!" Naruto shouted, doing a happy dance.

Elsewhere...

In a dark lit room underground. A meeting was taking place.

"Master the preparation's are complete. All we need is your word."

"Good. You may go." A dark figure said.

The servant bowed then ran out of the room.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Another dark figure asked, shadowed by the dimly lit room.

"Very sure. They won't even know what hit them." The figure cackled.

Yes Naruto is going home. I was thinking about having some more chapters where his in the school, buuuutttt having Sasuke there just made it to damn difficult to think of any ideas... without killing him....

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