A/N:

Link: Oh my goddesses . . . The Author actually updated!

Author: Oh, shut up Link! Hey, sorry for the wait everyone! I've been working on a new oneshot and the sequel to one of my other stories.

Minda: Which she hasn't been working on as much as she should since she's been playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl . . .

Author: Hey, that's a good game!

Midna: If it's so good, then how come I'm not in it?!

Author: I don't know.

Midna: Well, I should have been in it! I mean, they had TP Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda . . .

Link: Yay for me being in there!

Midna: Oh, shut up, dog boy! You got beat by Jigglypuff!

Link: Hey, that cute little ball of fluff is a menace to society!

Author: Okay . . . anyways, Link, do the diclaimer.

Link: Midna3452 doesn't own anything. And neither does Jigglypuff!

Author: Whatever. And now, on with the story!

Stop Using All the Exclamation Points!

Link appears at Faron Spring.

Link: Well, I found the sacred power thingy . . . what next?

Midna: (pops out of Link's shadow) STORY TIME! Okay . . . okay, one time I saw this squirrel and it was eating this nut and I was all like 'Hi little squirrel!' and the squirrel was all like 'Squeak!' 'cause I couldn't understand what he was saying and then he ran away and the end. STORY TIME COMPLETE! (goes back into Link's shadow)

Link: What the freak is your problem?!

Faron: Didn't Ordona explain to you that after a while the light will start to get to that little thing in your shadow?

Link: Yeah, but I thought she went back to normal!

Faron: Nope. She'll keep acting like that until you go into the twilight. So hurry and go to the land in the west!

Link: Ugh, fine.

Link starts walking until he comes to Coro's hut. Coro sees him and runs inside his house and locks the door. Link continues on until he gets to Hyrule Field. He kills some random bokiblins and runs towards the twilight. He stops when he hears a voice.

Voice: HEEEEEEY!

Link: What the hell do you want?! I don't have all day you know and I- oh my god! What are you wearing?!

A man with a weird face and very tight clothes stops in front of Link.

Man: Well hey there, hot stuff! (winks at Link suggestively) I'm the Postman and I'm here to deliver your mail!

Link: Um . . .

Postman: Oh, damn it! I left your letter at my house! Hey, you wanna come over and I'll give it to you there?

Link: Yeah, I don't think so . . .

Postman: (muttering to himself) Damn it! I'd better change tactics . . . (says in a normal voice) You're sexy!

Link: Thank you for acknowledging my sexiness, but I don't swing that way. I gotta go. AHHHHH! (runs away screaming)

Postman: Aw man! Not again! Oh well, I guess I'll go see if that guy with the afro's still there . . . (walks away)

Link runs until he comes to the Twilight Gate. Midna comes out of his shadow.

Midna: Omg, guess what?

Link: Um, what?

Midna: Idk! Lol!

Link: What are you saying?! I can't understand that foreign language you are speaking!

Midna: Omg, it's like IM talk, duh! Man, u r stupid!

Link: Are you going to let me into the Twilight or not?!

Midna: Oh, you want to go in? Okay!

Link: Wait- I never said I wanted to!

Midna: TOO LATE! MUHAHAHA! (grabs Link and pulls him into the Twilight)

Link gets up and is immediately transformed back into a wolf.

Midna: (sits on Link's back) Ah, isn't the black cloud of Twilight looking beautiful today?

Link: No, it most certainly is not! I miss my hunkalicious body! Wah!

Midna: Oh, put a sock in it, dog boy!

Link: For your information I don't have a sock with me at the moment!

Midna: Whatever. Just get going!

Link: -sigh- Here we go again . . . hey, what is that sword doing there conveniently placed on the road right in front of me? (goes over and sniffs it) Yuck, it smells like the little brats!

Midna: Hey, now you can follow the path of that scent to look for those kids! Eee hee! I think you're finally beginning to get used to your wolfy senses!

Link: Noooo! I don't want to be a wolf anymore! I want to go home! Wah!

Midna: Oh, just shut up and get going!

Link: Well fine, miss bossy pants!

Midna rolls her eyes and Link starts to follow the scent trail. He stops and growls when a portal opens up in midair and three Twilight Messengers fall out.

Twilight Messenger #1: Hey dog, have you seen a guy named Fred around here? He's about as tall as me and he wears black nail polish but he thinks that no one knows about it and he'll act all offended if you mention it.

Link: (crouches down and starts whimpering)

TM#1: So, have you seen him?

Link: N-no . . .

TM#1: Dang it! Oh well. Let's go guys! He has to be around here somewhere.

The Twilight Messengers are sucked back into the sky and the portal turns blue.

Midna: Okay, that was weird . . . hey, the bridge is gone!

Link: What the freak? Who the hell would want to steal a bridge?! Dumbasses . . .

Midna: Stop muttering to yourself and let's go find it!

Link: How?! You think they're just going to leave a bridge lying around somewhere?! Besides, how are we supposed to get anywhere? We can't leave the Twilight!

Midna: Actually, we can! Those things created a warp portal which I can use to get us out of here!

Link: You mean I could have left this stupid place ages ago and you didn't tell me?!

Midna: Yeah, pretty much.

Link: God damn it, woman! I hate you!

Midna: Eee hee! I know. Now, where do you want to go? Why don't you check your map?

Link: What map?

Midna: The map you've had with you throughout this whole adventure!

Link: I have a map?! No freakin' way!

Midna: How the hell have you been finding your way around if you didn't even know you had a damn map?!

Link: Um . . . with my super wolfy senses! They're awesome!

Midna: I thought you just said you didn't want to have wolf senses!

Link: I changed my mind!

Midna: That's great. Now, where should we go?

Link: Hey, I should be a super hero!

Midna: What the hell are you talking about?!

Link: Yeah, I could be the Wolfinator! No wait- I like Wolf Boy better!

Midna: You know you sound completely insane, right?

Link: Yeah, I could have my own theme song! It could go like this: dun na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na Wolf Boy! Able to turn into a wolf and . . . um . . . sniff things! Yeah, with my wolfy powers, I could sniff out any piece of food that's miles away!

Midna: Um . . . how about you use those wolfy senses to go sniff out the missing piece of that bridge over there?

Link: Okay! Wolfy senses activate! Midna, my sidekick, warp me to North Faron Woods!

Midna: Sidekick?! I am not your sidekick!

Link: How about my trusty steed then?

Midna: I AM NOT A HORSE!

Link: Oh right, I have Epona already . . . well than what are you?

Midna: I am the person who's going to kick your wolfy ass if you don't get moving soon!

Link: Alrighty then, let's go!

Midna warps him to North Faron Woods. Link starts to run around in circles because he's out of the Twilight but he stops when Midna slaps him. He activates his wolfy senses and begins to look for the bridge.

Link: (runs headfirst into the bridge) Hey Midna, I think I found it!

Midna: Ugh, finally! (floats over to the bridge) Yes, I think this will fit perfectly! Okay dog boy, let's go!

Link: Hey, Dog Boy! That's what my name's going to be! (sees Midna trying to lift the bridge) Um, are you okay?

Midna: Yeah, I think I got it! (tries to pick up one end of the bridge but flies away screaming when she looses her grip and it falls back and almost crushes her)

Link: Why don't you just use your magic?

Midna: Oh yeah . . .

Midna uses her magic to warp to warp them and the bridge back to Kakariko Gorge.

Link: Hey, don't you find it sort of strange that the bridge fits perfectly back into place? I mean, shouldn't it have like missing pieces where it was torn out?

Midna: Um, no! Stop questioning everything and get moving so we can get the next fused shadow!

Link: Wait- what's a fused shadow?

Midna: It's that thing you got when you defeated that giant plant thingy back in the Forest Temple!

Link: Forest Temple?

Midna: Oh my god, we were just there! Please tell me you don't have short term memory loss as well as being an idiot!

Link: No, I don't have . . . um, who are you again?

Midna: Ugh! Just move! (kicks Link in the sides)

Link starts to run until he comes to a gate. He stops when he sees two monsters patrolling the other side.

Midna: Hmm . . . what are they doing there?

Link: Why are you asking me?! How should I know?!

Midna: I wasn't asking you! I was talking to myself!

Link: Now you talk to yourself? Oh good lord, now the thing on my back is going insane!

Midna: I am not insane!

Link: Will you stop using exclamation points when you talk?! We only have a certain amount to use!

Midna: What the hell are you talking about?! How can we have a certain amount of exclamation points to use?! And for the last time, give me the effin' script! (takes the script that appeared out of nowhere (again) and throws it (again))

Link: Please calm down!

Midna: Look, you're using them too!

Link: Fine, I won't use ant more exclamation points. You happy?

Midna: Yes, now I'm happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: No, see what you did?:) Now we have no more exclamation points:)

Midna: What the hell is ":)"?

Link: It's what we now have to use instead of exclamation points:)

Midna: But why one of those annoying smilies?

Link: Because it's written right here in the script, see? It says: In the event that one of the people in this script uses up all of the exclamation points, a substitute in the form of a smilie will have to take the exclamation points' place.

Midna: Uh, alrighty then . . . hey, how did you get the script back?:)

Link: I made some copies while you were trying to lift up the bridge.

Midna: You made them that fast?:)

Link: Yupadoodle. So, let's keep going, shall we?

Midna: Um, sure, but why did you just say "yupadoodle"?

Link: Psh, I dunno:) I just felt like messin' with ya:) But seriously, let's go.

Midna: Um . . . are you sure you don't take any medicine?

Link: Link, he come to town:) Come to save the princes Zelda:) Ganon took her away, now the children don't play, but they will when Link saves the day:) Hallelujah:)

Midna: What the hell was that?:)

Link: Banana:) Okay, let's head out:)

Midna is about to question Link's sanity again when he suddenly takes off and digs under the gate. He comes out on the other side and kills the monsters. He walks through a passage and comes out in a village. All of a sudden, another portal randomly opens up in the sky . . .

A/N: Ha, i love that song . . . anyways, please review!

Midna: Or the Author will never update this story again!

Author: Midna! We never threaten our readers with threats of not updating! Go sit in the corner! I think you need a time out!

Midna: BUT I DON'T WANNA GO!

Author: Go! Or Link will start singing "Fergalicious" again!

Midna: NOOOO! My ears are still bleeding from the last time! (screams and flies into the corner)

Author: Don't listen to Midna. I'll try to update as soon as I can! Although, pushing that little button right there might help . . .