Edward's point of view:

I grabbed a large leather suitcase from my closet, packing only clothing and cash. This took a total of about thirty seconds, thanks to my pre-natural speed, and afterwards I sat down at my computer, forging the necessary documents. Jacob Black and Edward Cullen were dead, according to these papers. I cringed at the mental image of Jacob really dying. Luckily for me, these documents were only fakes-the real Jacob was undead, nearly invincible, and my love. As I continued with the necessary forgeries, my mind wandered to Bella. Right now, she was probably still under the ludicrous impression that I was still in love with her. I'd just left her, and she would have died if Jacob hadn't saved her. Now that we were both leaving, what would become of Isabella Swan? Only time would tell.

After I was finished forging, I sealed the legal documents into manila envelopes, putting them on the top of my suitcase. After arguing with myself about the Bella situation for several minutes, I decided that it was my responsibility to let her know I was leaving. She should know the truth about Jacob as well. I certainly hoped that she wouldn't do anything stupid, that she would move on. But it was stupid of me to even think about that-I told her to move on last time, and look how great that went I thought sarcastically. I pulled out my silver cell phone, dialing Jacob's number. He was back at the reservation, grabbing his clothes. The wolf pack had decided to let him back on the reserve in order to claim his possessions.

"Hello?" he answered

"Hi, Jake, I'm just calling to let you know that I'm going to tell Bella we're leaving" I told him in a somber tone

"How do you think she'll take it?" he asked worriedly.

"Hopefully not as hard as last time" I replied, shivering at the mental image of her lying on the forest floor, curled up in a ball, that Jacob had thought of several times. He'd seen it in Sam's head, in his werewolf days. After agreeing to meet back at my house after I broke the news to Bella, we said our temporary goodbyes and hung up.

When I pulled up to Bella's front lawn, I saw a very disturbing scene. The first thing I noticed was that Bella's features were now pale-white and perfect, with blood red eyes, the mark of a vampire. The other thing I noticed was that Mike Newton stood by her side, also with his features changed for the better. His puppy-dog face now looked perfect, sculpted, and tough. The glowing red eyes helped too. I wasn't annoyed by the prospect of Mike being immortal, along with Bella, because now that I had Jacob, I wasn't annoyed by his fantasies about her. Angela was there too, looking like a red-eyed borticelli angel. The most horrifying part of this picture was that the eternally fifteen year olds, Jane and Alec Volturi, stood among them, looking perfectly comfortable. If vampires could sweat, I would. With members of the volturi here, they could easily get word about Jacob. But Jane and Alec were jumping up and down, hugging and screaming, just like the rest of them.

When my attention finally wandered from their faces, I saw that they were wearing rather edgy clothing and hair. With the exception of Jane and Alec, they each had multiple piercings, which must have been received before they'd been turned into vampires. Bella and Angela each had a lip ring, three or four piercings on each ear, and a nose ring. Aside from Jane and Alec, who had left their hair its natural black, each had their hair dyed an unnatural color. Bella's was pin-straight, stiff, and bright, crayola red. Angela's was in choppy layers, dyed a starchy blonde with blue highlights. Mike's hair was spiky, as usual, but was dyed black, almost as dark as Jane and Alec's, and had red coloring scattered about. Jane's midnight black hair was pulled back into a spiky ponytail, with stylishly choppy bangs, and Alec's was gelled into messy, casual, spikes. As for their clothing, it varied from skinny jeans with holes in them; combat boots, high-top sneakers, vans, and black t-shirts and corsets.

"I can't believe we got signed!" Jane was squealing excitedly

"I know!" Bella was saying excitedly. What could they mean 'I can't believe we got signed'? Were they in a band? That would explain the edgy clothing. But why would two members of the Volturi guard approve of such a thing, let alone participate in it. But this was a good thing. Bella seemed happy. So, maybe this would help her get over me? I sure hoped so.

"Hello, Bella." I greeted her "What's all the commotion?" I decided to have my suspicions orally confirmed

"We just got signed!" she stated happily

"Congratulations, I'm so happy for you!" I told her. I really was happy for her. Although, until this moment I wasn't aware that she was in a band "But I must ask, is the volturi guard, aside from Jane and Alec, aware of this?"

"They were all for it!" Jane piped up, adjusting the red bandanna around her neck.

"Well, what are we waiting for, let's go rehearse for a bit!" voiced Alec, speaking for the first time.

"Bella, can I have a word with you?" I asked

"Of course" she replied, following me to the curb, though I didn't see the point, the other vampires were still within hearing distance.

"I just want to let you know that I have to leave Forks again. I can't give you the details, but staying here could expose us. I hope you're not disappointed"

"No, not at all. In fact I'm relieved" she told me "I have to move on with my existence, and I'm glad you are too. I'll always like you as a friend, though. Maybe you can come to one of our concerts sometime?"

"I'd be delighted to. Goodbye, Bella, I sincerely hope we meet again."

"Goodbye, Edward, I'll see ya when I see ya." She said casually, returning to her garage and picking up a blue electric guitar. Mike was on drums, Angela on base, and Alec was on guitar as well as Bella. Jane I could only assume was their lead singer, for she had a microphone.

Upon returning to my house, I saw a familiar former werewolf and current vampire standing in the driveway, black duffel bag slung over his shoulder. His purple eyes were filled with concern.

"How'd she take it?" he asked me

"Pretty well, actually. In fact when I got there, she along with several of her school friends were vampires, and they were in a band with Jane and Alec volturi"

"Woah…" Jacob was speechless.

"I know" I replied, still weirded out from seeing the two most malicious members of the volturi guard jumping and squealing.

I climbed into the passenger side of my Volvo, letting Jacob take the wheel. I laid my head on his shoulder, just enjoying the feel of his skin on mine. However, the peace of the moment was shattered when a very unpleasant memory invaded his thoughts

Rain was pouring from the sky, drenching my hair and clothes. But I didn't care. The only thing I did care about was Edward, and he'd never feel the same way. He loved Bella. I'd finally imprinted. But of course it had to be on this beautiful vampire that would never return my feelings. I didn't know where I was going, I didn't care. I just wanted to get away. I picked up a vile, repugnant scent. It must have been a vampire. Not him, his scent was sickly sweet, only leaving a faint burning in my nostrils. This scent wasn't any of the Cullens. It was wild, out of control, and coated with dirt. When the female vampire came into view, the stench became twice as powerful. She wore nothing but jeans, a tank top, and a fur poncho, which was coated in red paint (I could tell it was paint, not blood, from the smell.) Idly, I wondered if PEDA had gotten her. I almost laughed at the thought of this stupid leech getting drenched in paint, but I was far too depressed about my situation.

"Something appears to be wrong, you seem sad" she said in a fake-innocent tone, which I saw right through. Nonetheless, before I knew it, I was telling her everything, though I didn't know why. Maybe it was because I was aware that she was my killer, and I was the victim. I knew I was going to die, and I wanted my final words to be about Edward. Before I could even phase, or find the will to, the vile creature attacked me, using her long steel fingernails to slice through my skin. A warm liquid spilled from my arms and chest at an alarming rate. The world began to blur, and I heard a faint ringing. Everything went black. When I regained consciousness, I noted that I was in a very familiar set of granite arms.

"Mmm…Edward" I murmured weakly…

"Why didn't you tell me?" I demanded, trying to sound angry and failing. I just couldn't be mad at Jake. He found this amusing.

"Stop snickering, this isn't funny!"

"I can't help it; you're just too cute when you try to act mad".

I couldn't even attempt to be angry anymore. Jacob was just so romantic.

When we finally arrived in our luxurious abode in Alaska, the same idea popped into both our heads. We ran inside at vampire speed, tossing our luggage onto the couch. It'd still be there when we were finished. The rest of the night was a blur, and yet every second was etched clearly in my mind, and I'll never forget it.

At one point, my mind-reading detected someone nearing our door, but Jacob wouldn't have that. I don't know quite how to explain it, but Jacob willed them away, using some kind of mind control. I was awed.

"Try that again-the mind-control, I mean" I told him. He quickly obeyed, using his ability on the same person, who was just leaving. He quickly pulled on blue jeans, and I put on my rarely worn black ones, remembering that Jacob liked the way I looked in them. He forced the person to clean our house, and unpack for us. Then, he used his newly discovered power to bring the man closer to us, tilting his head to expose his neck. I instantly knew what Jake was getting at. He didn't want to be a vegetarian. And neither did I, really. In the end, I'd only done it for Bella. But now I was with Jacob, who wouldn't judge me for draining a human, considering he wanted to as well. We each bit into his neck, greedily sucking his rich, thick, human blood. Animals really couldn't compare. After we'd drained the unfortunate mortal, we disposed of the corpse, burying it under a nearby evergreen tree.

And then we got back to business, if you know what I mean.

A/N: wow that was my longest chapter yet! I shall update soon, in the meantime, do the right thing for team Jedward: Review!