I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Slumber Party

Kiba and Choji were on the roof of the building that was opposite Sakura's house, they were peeping through the window of her room as the Cherry Bombs enter.

Kiba: I knew this was the place to be when I heard they were going to have a slumber party.

As they were being watched, Sakura pulls out a bag and hands it to Karin.

Sakura: Here, I got you some bed clothes.

Karin: Thanks, I guess.

They all take turns getting changed and ready for bed, their bedroom attire disappointed their friends who were watching them outside.

Shikamaru: How troublesome.

Kiba: When did you get here?

Shikamaru: Just in time to see them wearing those boring ass clothes.

Lee: I agree.

Choji: Lee?

Lee: Why are you so surprised? Youth is one thing, pussy is another.

Kiba: Alright, Lee.

Shino: Do you mind being quiet? You might get us caught.

Shikamaru: Wow, I can't believe Shino's here.

Lee: Neji almost came but he said spying on his cousin is not his idea of a good time.

Lee: What are they doing now?

Kiba: They're just sitting there watching each other.

As Kiba said, the Cherry Bombs were all sitting in the room watching each other suspiciously.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, they must be trying to make sure no one sneaks off to see Naruto.

Kiba: Just give it a minute, something might happen.

About an hour later, they become impatient and Shino has an idea.

Shino: I'm going to send a bug inside to take a closer look.

The bug makes it through the house and into Sakura's room, it happened to crawl next to Karin who didn't recognize it as one of Shino's.

Karin: Ew.

She picks up a book and smashes it, which Shino sensed and everyone else could see from the outside.

Choji: Oh, man.

Shino: What? Buggy.

They could see the anguish on his face.

Kiba: Oh, no. They've broken him. I'm gonna get him out of here.

Shikamaru: Yeah, there's nothing going on here. I think I'll send a messenger bird to Temari to see what she's doing this weekend.

Choji: I'm going to get something to eat, anything's better than watching them face off all night.

Lee: I need to get some rest for tomorrow's training.

Inside, the Cherry Bombs were still watching each other.

Karin: Okay, they're gone.

Sakura: Good, these clothes are so itchy.

They all strip off their bed clothes for what they really planned to sleep in, tight tee-shirts with cotton panties except for Ino.

Karin: I told you she doesn't wear underwear.

Tenten: Uh, Ino, you wanna do something about that?

Ino: What? I like the wide open spaces, besides, you gotta let the cootch breath.

Hinata: Anyway, what did you do on your date?

Karin looks around as they were all waiting for her answer.

Karin: He banged me like a drum, it was great.

Ino: No, he didn't.

Karin: Well, that's only because he doesn't want hurt any of you for some strange reason.

Sakura: So, what did you do?

Karin: Well, first he took me to a place called Ichiraku Ramen.

Hinata/Sakura/Ino/Tenten: Figures.

Karin: We talked and he's a really good listener, we find out that we were in the same orphanage until Orochimaru kidnapped me. Then he helped me with my jutsu, he's really good at this stuff and would make a great teacher one day. Finally we went to the top of Hokage Rock to watch the sunset. I liked it, especially not having to see any freaky ass monster ninja. He was really respectful but I don't have to tell you that, I'm sure you've all spent a lot of time with him.

She looks around and reads the looks on their faces.

Karin: You haven't?

Ino: Not really.

Karin: Ya know, you suck for potential girlfriends. Have any of you been on a date before?

The looks on their faces tells her no, except for Ino.

Ino: I've been on a couple, just not with Naruto.

Karin: I guess you weren't lying when you said you all still have your cherry.

Ino: I let Sai finger me.

Karin: You get half a point for that.

Ino: Naw, I don't want it. I don't think it was sexual for him, I still don't think he likes girls.

Karin: So, have any of you ever kiss anyone?

The looks on their faces, even Ino's, tells her no.

Karin: Wow. You used to like Sasuke and you were on his team, Sakura. What happened? Wait, don't answer that 'cuz I did have to take the initiative with him.

Hinata: So, what's it like to kiss someone?

Karin: It depends.

Tenten: On what?

Karin: On whether you like them or not and sometimes if they're good at it but I'd prefer someone I like.

She thinks back to her kiss with Naruto.

Karin: If you can find someone you like and they're good at it, look out.

Ino: So, how does it feel when you like it?

She thinks back again to her kiss.

Karin: Like there's no one else in the world but him and you.

Sakura: So, how do you know if that person is good or not?

Karin: Good is all relative, I think what matters is if you like it.

Sakura: Well, how do you get good?

Karin: Well, if you aren't naturally good at it, you can learn.

Hinata: How?

Karin: Practice.

Tenten: Practice? What do we practice on?

Karin: Nothing like the real thing.

Hinata: Too bad Naruto isn't here.

Sakura: Yeah, I could practice on him all day.

Ino: I don't think it'd be practice with Naruto.

Tenten: Yeah, more like game time.

Karin: Well…

Sakura: Well, what?

Karin: Well, you could practice on each other.

Hinata: What?

Tenten: No.

Hinata: I'm saving my lips for Naruto.

Karin: Well, in the highly unlikely event that he picks one of you over me, don't you want to be good for him?

Sakura: Well, yeah but…

Karin: And he'll still be the first boy you've kissed so what's the problem?

She can she them all giving it some thought.

Tenten: I do want to be good for him.

Hinata: I just don't know.

Sakura: This sounds like something from Kakashi-sensei's books.

Ino: I'm in.

Sakura: Really?

Ino: Yeah, it's not like we don't know each other and we know that we're just gearing up for Naruto. So, what's the problem?

Sakura: I guess.

Tenten: Okay.

They all look at Hinata who was still hesitant.

Sakura: It's not like we want to do it either.

Hinata: Alright.

Karin: Okay, you four pair up.

Sakura: I call Ino.

Ino: Really? Why?

Sakura: Well, you're blonde and have blue eyes so it'll be easier to pretend you're Naruto.

They all pair up but seem a little lost.

Karin: Well, what are you waiting for?

Sakura: Okay, no time like the present.

Sakura and Ino inch closer until their lips meet, being the more adventurous of the two, Ino takes charge. The other pair was little less progressive as Hinata was a still apprehensive.

Karin: Hinata, you've gotta loosen up some. Let me show you.

Everyone watches as Karin begins to make out with Hinata, unknown to them, they were being watched by a little boy that lived across from Sakura.

Little Boy: Whoa.

In the window of the room next to him was his grandfather.

Grandfather: That's how I used to get.

In the next window was the little boy's father who had been suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Little Boy's Father: Oh, yeah.

Wife: Honey, what are you going on about?

He turns around and pulls out his erection.

Little Boy's Father: Your worst nightmare.

She looks at his erection with a wide-eyed smile of eagerness.

Wife: Bring it on, big man.

Back in Sakura's room, Karin was taking turns showing each girl the finer points of making out. When she was finished, they all took in the information they gained.

Sakura: Why were you licking my tongue?

Karin: It felt good, didn't it?

Ino: Yeah.

Karin: That's why, it's really up to you. You'll have your own personalities when kissing, like how Hinata let me take control, or the way Ino seemed to be looking for something, or the way Tenten cooperated with me or how Sakura took control.

Karin yawns.

Karin: I'm sleepy.

Tenten: I'd better get some beauty sleep for my date tomorrow.

Karin: Then you should've been asleep hours ago.

Tenten: Oh, are we doing this again? Then you need to be in a coma, I could help you with that, bitch.

Sakura: Let's just get some sleep, besides you're both ugly anyway.

During their slumber, they all begin to dream about everyone's favorite shinobi.

Sakura was on a two-man mission with Naruto, they were suddenly attacked on the mission and she was hurt. Seeing her hurt drove Naruto to become the Nine Tailed Fox and destroy their enemies while she had already healed herself, she sees that Naruto is now out of control and rampaging through the forest. She runs toward him pleading with him to calm down.

Sakura: Naruto, I'm okay. You can calm down.

Naruto miraculously calms down and the fox's chakra recedes back into him.

Naruto: Sakura, I…

Naruto falls unconscious.

Sakura: I have to heal him.

She heals him of the damage the fox has done to his body, he wakes up and she overcome with a feeling of relief. She begins to cry and feels his finger wipe away her tears.

Naruto: Don't cry, Sakura. I'm alright.

Sakura: Oh, I'm so happy.

Naruto: Sakura, this is the second time you've done this for me.

Sakura: It's my duty as a shinobi.

Naruto: No, I have to thank you.

He stands up and looks her in the face as she follows him to her feet, he undresses her and summons a bed. He lays her down on the bed and kisses her on her womanhood, he begins to lick and probe it with his tongue.

Sakura: Oh, Naruto, please I need you now.

Naruto: Anything for you, Sakura.

He kisses his way back up her body, he enters and begins to pleasure her in ways she's never imagined. In Hinata's dream, she was in her room asleep when Naruto enters through the window and wakes her.

Hinata: Naruto? I thought you were on a mission.

Naruto: My only mission in life is to love you, Hinata.

He takes his clothes off and pulls the covers back to reveal a naked Hinata, he climbs into bed with her. He kisses her as he enters her and makes love to her for the first time, every thrust felt as if he was injecting her with all the happiness of the world as they look into each other's eyes. In Ino's dream, she was walking through a flower bed when Naruto exited the forest with a massive erection in search of her.

Ino: Naruto?

Naruto: I traveled two thousand miles to give you my seed.

He walks over to her and places his hand on her shoulder making her clothes fall off completely exposing her naked body as Naruto lets out a primal scream, he lifts her onto his waist and lays her down onto the flower bed.

Ino: Oh, love me, Naruto.

He enters her and the feel of him mixed with the scent of the flowers makes gives her the sense of what heaven must be like. In Tenten's dream, she was forging a sword when Naruto walked with a towel in his hand. She sticks the sword in the water to cool and the steam with her in the face making her sweat, Naruto walks over to her and wipes the sweat off of her face with the towel.

Tenten: It's so hot in here.

Naruto: Let me help you with that.

He begins to undress her, he loosens her hair and it lies on her shoulders like a beautiful brown waterfall.

Tenten: Take me, Naruto.

The love they make is so passionate that it seems as if the room is becoming impossibly hotter. In Karin's dream, she was walking through one of Orochimaru's prison in her old duties as a guard when someone grabs her from behind and drags her to an empty cell, they throw her onto the bed and she looks up to find Naruto naked with an erection.

Karin: You're going to have your way with me, aren't you? Well, at least be quick about it.

She rips her clothes off to expose her naked form, he immediately pounces on her and ravishes her like a wild man.

Karin: Oh, yes.

While they were dreaming, they were all playing with themselves in their sleep. They were writhing, twisting and speaking Naruto's name in their sleep as they're finger slid over their clits and folds until they were awakened by the sound of them cumming. They were all looking around confused, except for Karin who knew exactly what happened from the state they were all in. Sakura notices the puddle of fluids underneath Ino who was still without underwear.

Sakura: In my room, Ino?

Ino: Hell, you were doing it too.

Sakura: Yeah, but it's my room.

Karin: At least you guys masturbate in this village.

Karin rolls over and goes back to sleep. The little boy from next door was still watching but had now invited his friends and a small fee.

Little Boy: Didn't I tell you?

Little Boy's Friend: Worth every bit we paid for it.

His grandfather had a heart attack while the little boy's father received even more arousal.

Little Boy's Father: Uh, honey?

Wife: Wow, five times.

Little Boy's Father: I guess I just love you so much.