I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS
The List
Ten begins her search of the house under the cover of night, she searches door after door in Gendo's impressive home but finds nothing.
Ten: Damn, this guy runs a tight ship.
As she searches, she's surprised by Hinata.
Ten: What are you doing here?
Hinata: I came to tell you that Sota's not here.
Ten: He isn't?
Hinata: Not according to my byakugan. I can see this whole house and I don't see him anywhere.
Ten: Okay, so what do we do now?
Hinata: Well, the moron and the strong bitch tortured someone and got no information whatsoever. So, we need you to try and get some information out of here.
Ten: Got it.
At that moment, one of Gendo's men happens upon them.
Gendo's Henchman: What are you doing here?
Ten: Oh, I'm just showing her out. Gendo was just too much man for me so I introduced him to a friend of mine.
Gendo's Henchman: Oh, so the boss was getting it one with the both of you. Okay, boss.
Ten: Oh, well, it wasn't just for him, ya' know.
Ten surprise Hinata by pulling her in for a deep sensual kiss.
Hinata: Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Hinata finally manages to escape the kiss.
Gendo's Henchman: Uh, I gotta go handle something. See ya.
As soon as he leaves, Hinata gives Ten a sharp pinch in the arm.
Ten: Ow.
Hinata: Don't you ever do that again.
Ten: It's not like it's the first time.
Hinata begins to choke her.
Hinata: The last time was for Naruto.
Ten: I'm dying, Hinata.
Hinata lets go.
Hinata: Sorry, I'm the wild card.
Ten: It's okay, now, get out of here before you get me caught.
Hinata leaves Ten to her mission.
Ten: I should get back before he wakes up.
She heads back to the bedroom, she strips back down to her underwear and jumps in the bed with him. He wakes up dazed and confused.
Ten: Well, you're finally up?
Gendo: Oh, hey, baby.
Ten: Hey, yourself, killer. You were a wildman last night.
Gendo: Really?
Ten: Yeah, I've never been fucked like that in my life.
Gendo: Well, you ready for another go?
Ten: Oh, no, you're too big to deal with after doing it five times.
Gendo: Five times?
Ten: Mm-hmm, you were five for five too.
Gendo: Well, then, you can stay here and rest up. I've got some things to take care off.
Ten: Where?
Gendo: Let me worry about that, baby.
She gives him a pout.
Ten: But I want to know what my man does when he's not doing me, baby.
Gendo: Well, I'll tell you one day but I gotta go.
He comes in for a kiss but she pulls away making him feel dejected.
Gendo: What's wrong?
Ten: Shit, I gotta think fast. I can still taste cum in my mouth.
Gendo: Oh, thanks.
He leaves her in bed.
Ten: Okay, he's gone. Shadow Clone Jutsu!
A perfect shadow clone appears in front of her.
Ten: I need you to go meet with the others.
Ten Clone: Ugh, I hope I don't catch a disease.
The original Ten laughs.
Ten: Just go.
Ten Clone: Gotcha.
The Ten clone leaves the original in bed and joins Hinata who is still watching out for he on the roof of an adjacent building.
Ten: Now, I can catch up on some sleep.
The Cherry Bombs are formulating a new plan when Ten's clone walks in with Hinata.
Ten Clone: I wasn't able to get anything out of him, yet.
Karin: Okay, we need to…nice pedicure.
Ten Clone: Thanks.
Sakura: We've gotta comeback here after the mission's over.
Karin: Anyway, we're changing the plan up. While you continue to try and pump information out of Gendo, Sakura, Hinata, and I will scourer the village for a lead. Ino…
Ino: Yeah?
Karin: Keep being useless.
While the Cherry Bombs are putting their plan into action, Naruto and Shikamaru are locked into the most important debate they've ever had on their way to their mission objective.
Shikamaru: I think the hottest older chick in our village is Tsunade.
Naruto: Really? You know she doesn't really look like that, right?
Shikamaru: I don't give a crap, I know how she looks right now and I'd like to unsnap her bra.
Naruto: Ah, I guess I don't look at her like that, she's more of an older female relative. I guess that's how I look at her since I don't have relatives to know, I feel creeped out whenever I end up looking at her breasts. You know who's hot, goddamn Kurenai-sensei.
Shikamaru: Nope, she's Asuma-sensei's woman. It's too weird for me.
Naruto: Okay, she and grandma are out. How 'bout Anko?
Shikamaru: She's a little troublesome.
Naruto: Yeah, man but she's got the tits of a goddess.
Shikamaru: She does?
Naruto: Yeah, you've never seen her without her jacket?
Shikamaru: No.
Naruto: Oh, man, that body mesh doesn't hurt either. The only way they could look hotter if she was topless.
Shikamaru: I'd do Shizune, man, she has the hottest ass.
Naruto: Fuck yeah, I'm not an ass man, myself, but I'd lick hers.
Shikamaru laughs.
Naruto: What? Hey, you know who else is hot?
Shikamaru: Who?
Naruto: Tsume Inuzuka.
Shikamaru: Kiba's mom?
Naruto: Yeah, man, as a matter of fact, Hana's hot too but Tsume probably knows how to do more stuff and you can imagine how wild she'd be in bed.
Shikamaru: You're right.
Naruto: Yeah, I gotta bone for her to bury.
Shikamaru: Man, you're crazy.
Naruto: I'm just saying, if I was ever fortunate enough to get the opportunity, I'd show her the real meaning of the doggy style.
Shikamaru laughs again.
Shikamaru: Stop man.
Naruto: I'd split that bitch in half. That's not even an insult, those Inuzuka chicks like being called bitches.
Shikamaru: Yeah, so let's finalize the list.
After some deliberating, they come to each of their final cuts.
Shikamaru: I'm going with Shizune, Anko, Tsume, and Hana. Honorable mention goe to Lady Tsunade.
Naruto: I got Anko, Tsume, Hana, and Shizune. Honorable mentions goes to Kurenai-sensei. Wait, Hana's not that much older than us, is she?
Shikamaru: I don't know, let's put her on honorable mention until we find out.
Naruto: Right. Shit, I forgot about Ayame.
Shikamaru: Oh, you mean the girl at Ichiraku's?
Naruto: Yeah, man, I'd like to put her on all fours on my table without any pants or underwear, right?
Shikamaru: Uh-oh.
Naruto: Then put a bowl of ramen right underneath her pussy and eat her out until her juices dripped into that ramen then eat that ramen.
Shikamaru: Man, when'd you get so freaky?
Naruto: Man, getting some does that to you.
Shikamaru: So, you've had sex with one of them?
Naruto: Shit, I didn't mean to let that slip, I'm not telling you who.
Shikamaru: Oh, please, you aren't fooling anyone. You've gotten all of them, haven't you?
Naruto: How'd you know?
Shikamaru: Well, I never pegged Karin for a virgin so I couldn't be sure but the last time I saw Ten, Ino, and Hinata, they were walking differently. Then you were breaking your neck to get more time before we left, I figured you were trying bag Sakura. It's not like I was trying to pry or anything but I just notice things like that.
Naruto: Has anyone ever told you that you were too smart for their own good?
Shikamaru: All the time, you know who else we forgot? That chick from the ANBU.
Naruto: You mean the one with the long ass purple hair?
Shikamaru: Yugao Uzuki.
Naruto: Fuckin' right. I don't know what's the point of her wearing that mask when she has such distinguishable hair. It's like if we were ANBU, everyone would know it's us. Anyway, she's hot as shit.
Ino searches with Sakura when she spots a shady character who looks like he's sneaking to somewhere secret, she doesn't know why but this guy strikes a chord in her mind.
Ino: Hey, Sakura, we should follow this guy.
Sakura takes a look and finds Oda.
Sakura: No, that's the guy Karin and I tortured, he doesn't know anything.
Ino: Are you sure, because he looks like he may be the one who kidnapped Sota.
Sakura: What makes you say that?
Ino: Because he's over there talking about it.
Oda talks to another shady character.
Oda: Man, I kidnapped the fuck out of his ass. You ain't never seen a motherfucker kidnap somebody like I kidnapped his ass.
Sakura: Aw, shit. I got him.
Sakura collars Oda and goes in search for the rest of the Cherry Bombs.