I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

The Sixth Member

A scared Oda is surrounded by Hinata, Ino, Karin, and Sakura, Karin smacks him in the face and knocks him out of his chair.

Karin: What don't you get about torture?

Oda: To be honest, I'm a masochist. I was enjoying the punishment.

Karin: Well, where is he?

Sakura puts him back in the chair, she places her hand on his shoulder and gives him a smile. He feels a sense of security with Sakura until he feels something else, her squeezing his shoulder and crushing it.

Oda: I'm not talking.

Frustrated, Sakura lets him go and Hinata steps up, she lifts up her jacket and exposes her stomach. She takes a kunai and starts cutting across her abdomen while looking into his eyes with an evil grin.

Hinata: You know, sometimes, I just like to cut myself just to see how long I could do it until I just pass out, man.

The other Cherry Bombs just look at each other.

Oda: Okay, I'll talk. Gendo was getting tired of Kazuki standing up to him so he hired me to kidnap his kid.

Hinata: We know that, jerkass, we want to know where the kid is.

Oda: He's at my house, it's in…

Karin: Uh-uh, you're leading us there.

They leave in search of Sota. At Gendo's house, Ten wakes up to find herself surrounded by Gendo and his men.

Ten: What's going on baby?

Gendo: Don't baby me, you Leaf Village Whore.

Ten: What?

Gendo: One of my men just came back from the Leaf Village and he saw you there hugged up with some blond kid. What do you have to say for yourself?

Ten: That wasn't me?

They attack her and she fends them off in her bra and panties until one of them gets the drop on her, they knock her out. She wakes up bound and gagged.

Gendo: You know, I think I like you like this. Now what's going to happen is we're going to fuck you and then kill you, I'm going to be remembering it this time.

As they close in, the Cherry Bombs appear in a puff of smoke with Shikamaru and a battered Naruto.

Gendo: Who the fuck are you?

Naruto still stands there hurt until he sees Ten's condition.

Naruto: Girls, get Ten.

The Cherry Bombs go to untie Ten but Gendo and his men draw their weapons.

Naruto: Don't you make a fuckin' move!

They hold their positions and allow The Cherry Bombs untie Ten.

Naruto: Now, get out of here.

Hinata: But I…

Naruto: Now! You too, Shikamaru.

The leave as Naruto closes his eyes, he opens them in Sage Mode.

Naruto: You know, I have better things to do like finding peace and pleasuring five women but you're going to pay for hurting Ten.

Outside, as Sakura tends to Ten, they can hear the sound of Naruto punishing Gendo and all of him men.

Voice: Wait a minute, don't shove my fist up my own ass.

Voice: Is that my torso? It is my torso!

Voice: Oh, God, it hurts.

One of Gendo's men gets thrown through a wall, another tries to escape through the hole but a hand in an orange sleeve grabs him and pulls him back inside as the beatings continue.

Shikamaru: Wow, Naruto's really taking it to them in there, isn't he?

Karin: Yeah.

Ino: He's really pissed about something.

Sakura: I think it's what they did to Ten.

Ten: I'm touched that he's this emotional over me.

Karin: Oh, so you're okay?

Ten: Yeah, anyone got anything for me to put on?

Hinata: Here are your clothes.

Suddenly, they hear nothing but silence.

Ino: I guess he's finished.

A loud wet crunching thud is heard.

Ten: Now, he's finished.

Naruto walks out covered in blood as he leaves Sage Mode, he walks up to Ten.

Naruto: You okay?

Ten: Yeah, where did you come from?

Flashback, The Cherry Bombs takes Sota back to Kazuki.

Kazuki: Thank you so much.

Sakura: No problem.

Karin: All in a days work for the Cherry Bombs.

Ino: Hey, let's go get Ten.

Thet travel through town on the way to Gendo's house.

Ino: I think we did a good job on this mission, don't you think?

Karin: We were good but I feel like something's missing.

Sakura: What?

Karin: I don't know but we just feel off as a group.

Hinata: Is that Naruto?

Sakura: Where?

They spot Naruto and Shikamaru entering town.

Sakura: That is Naruto.

They run towards him as Naruto was talking to Shikamaru.

Naruto: You know the weird thing about their rivalry in that manga is that Vegeta's so angry at Goku but Goku's never beaten Vegeta.

Shikamaru: You know what, you're right.

Naruto: Yeah, I think Goku's record against him should be 0 wins 1 loss…

Shikamaru: Yeah 'cuz he did lose that first fight.

Naruto: Right, then that fight when Babidi took control of Vegeta was a no contest or a draw at best.

They continue their conversation until Naruto's surprised by hugs from Ino and Karin.

Naruto: Oh, hey girls.

Ino: What are you doing here, Naruto?

Naruto: Oh, Shikamaru and I are coming back from our mission and decided to stop here for something.

Karin: I don't care, I'm just happy to see you again.

Naruto suddenly feels murderous intent aimed at him.

Hinata: So, you don't want to hurt anyone?

Sakura: Isn't that what you said, Naruto?

Naruto turns to face the angery Hinata and Sakura.

Hinata: You could've at least told us yourself.

Sakura: You know how crappy it feels to hear it from these whores.

Naruto: Girls, I…

Before he could explain himself, Hinata and Sakura flattens him with a joint punch to the face, Naruto gets up with bruises on his face. He walks up to them and drops to his knees.

Naruto: I'm sorry.

They immediately melt and hug him.

Sakura: Oh, Naruto.

Hinata: I could never stay mad at you.

Naruto: Thanks girls, where's Ten?

Karin: We were just going to get him.

Naruto: Don't you mean her?

Karin: No.

They arrive at Gendo's house.

Hinata: Byakugan!

She scans the house and finds Ten tied up with Gendo and his men surrounding her, end flashback.

Ten: Oh, so what are you here to pick up?

Shikamaru: I have to get a gift for Temari.

Sakura: That's so nice, what are you going to get her?

Shikamaru: A special fan.

Karin: What's so special about it?

Shikamaru: It's going to have a portrait of us together.

Shikamaru leads them to the shop that makes the fans while they tell Naruto about their new group.

Naruto: So Karin's the leader.

Karin: I can see how you'd think that seeing as I should be but being the brains means you just come up with the ideas, there's no real leader.

Naruto: Oh.

Karin: Besides, who'd want to be known as the Head Slut?

Ino: I thought you already had that title.

Karin: Ino? How could you say that after that night?

Naruto: What?

Ino: Nothing.

Naruto: No, I want to hear more about this.

Shikamaru: So do I.

Karin: I'll tell you when we get back Naruto.

Naruto: Oh, I can't wait.

The fan maker finishes and they leave for the Sand Village, Naruto and Shikamaru reports into Gaara.

Naruto: Total cakewalk.

Gaara: Good, you can rest here for the night before you leave.

Later that night, Gaara and Kankuro were having dinner with Naruto and the Cherry Bombs when Shikamaru walks in with Temari after giving her the gift he got for her, seeing Temari makes Karin's mind stir. After dinner, Gaara, Kankuro, Naruto, and Shikamaru were talking while Temari and the Cherry Bombs were holding a conversation.

Kankuro: So you're bangin' all those chicks?

Naruto: Like a drum.

Kankuro: And they're all cool with it?

Naruto: Very. Well, Sakura and Hinata seemed kinda pissed earlier.

Kankuro: And you're not even hokage, that is awesome.

Gaara: The only reason my girls don't hassle me is because I'm the kazekage.

Kankuro: And a few years removed from being a schizophrenic mass murdering child with zero empathy.

Gaara: That is not the reason.

Kankuro: Yes, it is.

Gaara: Where's my gourd?

Shikamaru: You guys are troublesome.

While they continue to talk about Gaara's sex life, Karin comes to a realization.

Karin: Holy shit, that's it. She's what we're missing.

Temari: Me?

Hinata: Her?

Karin: Yeah, I was wondering why our team seems incomplete and it's because we're missing the sixth member, the outsider.

Sakura: But she's not even from the village.

Karin: That's even better because she's not going to be around a whole lot, that's what the outsider does but they always pop up when we need them the most. You never watched Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger, the sixth ranger rarely started the battle but he always jumped in when they needed him.

Ino: Okay, you've got a point but do we really need someone else pining after Naruto?

Temari: Oh, don't worry about that. He's cute and all but he's not my type.

Ino: Why not?

Temari: After hearing you talk about that Sasuke guy and now with Naruto, I've noticed that you like strong men. I like my men weak so I can pound them into what I want them to be.

Ino: Shikamaru, weak? He's more than held his own in plenty of battles.

Temari: Watch this. Oh, Shikamaru?

Shikamaru: Yeah, what?

Temari: Could you get me a something to drink?

Shikamaru: You have something to drink right there.

Temari: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK?! AREN'T I IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO YOU TO GET ME A DRINK?!

Naruto: Whoa.

Temari starts to cry in Sakura's arms.

Temari: What's wrong with me? Why did I have to choose a man with such glaring inadequacies as not caring for his woman?

Shikamaru couldn't take anymore and gets her a drink as fast as he could, she immediately stops crying.

Temari: Thank you.

Shikamaru walks back over to Naruto and the others with his tail between his legs as everyone watches in disbelief.

Shikamaru: What?

Naruto: Man, to be so damn smart, you sure are an all day sucker.

Kankuro: I mean, every time they're together.

Gaara: It's like she has his balls in her ninja tools pouch.

Naruto looks over to the Cherry Bombs.

Naruto: That is not going to work on me.

Karin still wants to know if Temari will join.

Karin: So, how about it?

Temari: Uh, sure. Sounds fun.