I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS
House Warming
Given his circumstances, Naruto decided that it would've been more prudent to just buy some land and build on it rather than buying a home. Tazuna and Inari who had just finished assising in rebuilding of the Leaf Village stayed for a while and helped him out, with their help and a few hundred clones, they were done about a month later.
"It looks good, Naruto," said Inari.
"Thanks, guys," a satisfied Naruto said. "Here's your payment.
"Thank you," said Tazuna who was surprised at the substantial payment Naruto laid on them. "Are you sure you can afford this?"
"No problem, why don't you stay for the house warming?"
"Sorry but we can't," explained Tazuna. "We've got other jobs to do, this was really just a solid."
"Oh, well. Hey, if there's anything I can do for you, let me know and don't be a stranger."
"You got it!" answered Inari.
They left the village as Naruto got to work setting his house up, it took less than two hours with the help of his clones. His next order of business was to get ready for his house warming party which was set to begin within the next hour, he took a shower and set out his best outfit for the party. An half an hour later, a knock came at his door.
"That must be the girls" he thought as he headed for the door.
He opens the door to find the Cherry Bombs waiting for him.
"Hello, Naruto," they greeted in unison as he granted them access to his new home.
They looked around to find it large, about the same size as the hokage's home. In his vast living room were several portraits, one was of him when he was younger with Iruka, Kakashi, and Jiraiya looking over him. Iruka seemed annoyed by his antics, Kakashi was rubbing the back of his own head as he knew he had to explain Naruto's actions to the hokage, and Jiraiya was merely amused. The next portrait was of him in the robe he wore when he arrived to battle Pain as he stood between his father and Jiraiya. The next showed his shinobi lineage, first was him then, Kakashi, Minato, Jiraiya, and the Third Hokage left to right. The last portrait was of him begrudeonly receiving orders from an angry Lady Tsunade.
"You have a lovely home, Naruto," said Hinata formally.
"Why are you talking like that?" asked Naruto who was still not used to high society.
"I'm sorry, it's a force of habit."
"It's how you're taught to speak when you're part of a clan who entering someone's home for the first time," explained Ino who was the only other member of a clan in the house at the moment.
"Oh, well, there'll be none of that. Anyway, that's not all."
"What do you mean?"
"Look around."
The searched the house and found a pleasant surprise, Naruto had provided them with rooms of their own.
"Really, Naruto?" asked a hopeful Sakura.
Naruto simply answered by showing them five house keys, he passed them all out as they hugged him in return.
"Think of this place as just a place to chill," he explained. "Like, if you just want to hang or if you're on this side of the village and don't feel like heading all the way back to home to sleep or anything. You can just crash here."
"Thanks, Naruto," said Karin. "I know just exactly how I want to decorate my room."
As they checked out the rest of the house, Guy arrived.
"What are you doing here, Guy-sensei?" asked the confused Ten.
"Why I'm the D.J., of course," he answered. "Just call me Might D.J."
"Come on, I'll show you where to set up."
Might D.J. followed Naruto with his equipment.
"The guests should be here in a few, let them in, okay?" Naruto requested as he showed Might D.J. where to set up.
The first of the guests to arrive was Neji.
"Hello, Neji," greeted his cousin.
"Hello, Hinata. Am I the first here?"
"Yes, figures"
"Hey, Neji," greeted Naruto as Might D.J. had finished setting up and begun to play the music. "Where's Lee?"
"He said something about being youthfully late."
The rest of the guests arrived shortly after including their classmates, their sensei, Sai, Yamato, Anko, Shizune, Izumo, Kotetsu, Genma, Teuchi, Ayame, Iruka and Tsunade among others.
"Okay, everyone, feel free to look around," hosted Naruto. "There's refreshment over there and uh, enjoy yourselves."
To Tsunade's surprise, the refreshments included sake that didn't stop.
"He isn't old enough to have sake," she thought to herself as she moved to confront him.
"Naruto, what the hell are you doing with sake," questioned Tsunade
Naruto looked around in search of an answer until he found one.
"Wondering why you aren't drinking it?" he hesitantly answered with a hint of a question.
"You're alright, Naruto," she answered as she squinted at him.
"Just make sure Lee doesn't get any."
As the party went on, Naruto's friends searched through his house to find a theater, a game room, a dojo, a hot tub, a pool, and an outside training ground. They came back to congratulate Naruto on his success.
"Dude, you've got Leaf Village: Ultimate Ninja 3 in there!" exclaimed Kiba "I've wanted to play that since it came out."
"Yeah, and it's awesome, you've gotta come back and play it."
"Your dojo is quite impressive Naruto," complimented Lee.
"Yeah, you and Neji are in trouble because we're breaking it in tomorrow."
"Right," agreed Lee with his Nice Guy Pose complete with awfully shiny teeth.
They headed back to the party when Kiba had something he wanted to ask Naruto.
"Hey, man, could you teach me that dance move you did Lee's birthday party when you first came back to the village?"
"Sure," replied Naruto.
Naruto was showing Kiba the steps when Sakura and Ino showed up.
"Sexy but not rhythm," remarked Sakura.
Naruto turns around to find the two of them looking at him.
"No rhythm?" asked an insulted Naruto. "I'll have you know that you're looking at a solid gold dancer, baby."
"Well, show us what you got," challenged Ino.
Bashful, Kiba retreated leaving Lee to step in, everyone in the party spread out to give them room. Sakura and Ino when first and were impressive but Naruto and Lee countered with an equally impressive routine. The battle went back and forth for a couple of songs until Naruto and Lee decided to pull out the big guns.
"Alright, it's time to pull out the big guns."
See? They first faced each other as the music started then the connected their respective right feet, the backed up a few steps only to return and connect their feet again. They backed up once again and returned to connect feet three more times, they then wowed the crowed as the turned and continued to connect their feet without looking. They faced each other and connected feet again as they switched sides without breaking the connection until Lee performed a sweep kick that Naruto hopped over and landed with a split that earned around of applause that told everyone that Naruto and Lee won but Naruto had other ideas.
"Damn it, I can't believe you two beat us after we learned from the two masters of dance in this village," Naruto said as he feigned having hurt feelings.
"What are you talking about, Naruto?" asked the confused Lee as he watches Sakura and Ino slap each other five.
"I'm going to let you in on something Pervy Sage taught me a while ago about relationships."
"What's that?"
"Always let the hootchie win 'cuz the sex is always better afterwards," Naruto says with a wink.
The party rages on as a drunk Anko, decides to have a little fun.
"Wooo, it's time to meet the virginity collector!" she shouted as she took off her skirt and pointed to her vagina. "And you're first bugboy."
Before he could resist, partly because he didn't really want to, she drags him down the hall.
"Third door on the left," Naruto instructed.
A little while later, they came from down the hall way.
"Does Shino have a smile on his face?" Naruto asked Shikamaru.
"I think so."
Before they knew it, she grabbed Kiba.
"I love doggy style," she said.
They disappeared down the hall as Kiba was actually leading her a little, next was Lee and Neji.
"I haven't been double teamed in while."
She comes back and grabs Choji who was waiting eagerly.
"I'm going to enjoy that Partial Expansion Jutsu."
Lastly, she grabs Sai.
"You need something to loosen you up."
The party died out a few hours later and everyone went home, the Cherry Bombs were all feeling a little frisky but decided against it since they didn't have their rooms ready and wanted to conserve energy when they had to set them up the next day so they went home. The next day, they wake him up bright and early to help them with their stuff, he got dressed and created five clones for each girl as they split up to add their own little flavor to their rooms. After it was all said and done, their rooms had a personal touch that told whose room it is without question. Ino's had a floral theme, Sakura had medical research and training equipment, Ten's had a case for her scrolls and a few weapons on her wall, most of the things in Hinata's room were lavender and Naruto felt it best that no one spoke of the things in Karin's room. The Bomb's next order of business was to break their rooms in so Naruto gave them some special help with that. Later that day, they all relaxed around the pool.
"This place is great," said Ten.
"Yeah," replied Sakura. "It'd be better if you weren't infecting it with your bitch germs."
"Sakura," sighed Ten. "I hope you fall and die."
After an intense sparring session with Neji and Lee, the three of them joined them by the pool.
"What's good, ladies?"
"Hello, Naruto," they greeted in unison.
Naruto, Neji, and Lee hopped into the hot tub to relax their muscles when Kiba and Shino arrived.
"Yo, Naruto," shouted Kiba as Akamaru gave him a bark.
"Oh, hey, guys. I hope you're ready to get your ass handed to you, Kiba," Naruto challenged as he created clone to go play Kiba in Leaf Village: Ultimate Ninja 3.
"So who's the best character to play with?"
"My father, he's completely super charged," says Naruto as they head to the game room. "It's kinda unfair."
The next few days were full of fun, rest and relaxation until the Cherry Bombs got a mission from Lady Tsunade.
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