Phase Fourteen – Oh Snap

I didn't know how long we had been in this bed, making love for, but I wasn't really complaining. It was amazing, and thanked to vampires not being able to get exhausted since I didn't want any of us to be exhausted after so many rounds of incredible feelings. However, that was soon to go down the drain when we both heard a loud gasp. Alice quickly, yet gracefully, grabbed the sheet and pulled it up to cover our naked bodies, while I turned to see who was at the door.

Renesmee.

Could I say uh oh? Yes, big uh oh indeed. Renesmee's eyes were wide and she was staring straight at us. Her mouth was hanging open. And I waited for her to speak. I didn't know what to say to her to be honest. My mind wasn't doing me any good.

"Why are you and Aunt Alice naked, on the bed?"

Good question. I would be very glad to answer that honey, but I think you're just a little bit too young for this.

"We were…uh…exercising. Right Alice?" I turned to her and nudged her when she was starting to giggle. She stopped immediately and put on her serious face and nodded her head in agreement.

"Then why did I see earlier that Aunt Alice's head was…between your legs?"

Oh boy, this was to be a tough answer. However, before I could even answer, Alice had beaten me to it.

"I was looking for bugs with my tongue." She answered enthusiastically. Too enthusiastically. I turned and shot a glance at her, she caught my glance and shrugged. She was enjoying this Q & A a little wee too much.

"Did you catch any?"

That was when I decided to give up on the answers and let Alice indulge herself in her little game.

"Oh yes, lots actually. They were just pouring out of your mother."

I had to cough at that. I couldn't believe that I was laying here listening to this. I quickly got up and rushed around the room like the wind as I gathered my clothes. Then I went straight to Alice's walk-in wardrobe to change. I could still hear the Q & A outside.

"And you ate them?"

"I didn't actually. I swallowed it."

"Eww, what does it taste like?"

"Slick and sweet."

"Aunty Alice?"

"Yes, Nessie?"

"I think you have a problem."

I laughed at that and I could see in my mind that Alice was pouting. I stepped out of her wardrobe, even though I wasn't laughing anymore, my face still showed it.

"Renesmee, did you have fun with Jake?"

She turned to me and grinned happily as she moved forward and wrapped her arms around me in a loving hug.

"Yea, he's not very good at hide and seek." She replied with a giggle, and I cracked a smile.

"Really?"

She seemed to ignore me though, since she turned to face Alice who was still laying on her bed, naked. "Mommy?"

"Yes, love?"

"Can vampire swallow bugs?"

I chuckled and turned to look at Alice. She stuck her tongue out at me. "I don't think so, love."

"Then how come Aunty Alice can do it?"

"Oh, she's a special kind of vampire."

"Ah, I still think she has a problem."

Renesmee and I both giggled at that. Alice frowned and sat up with the sheet covered her chest.

"Hey ! Don't talk like I'm not here !"

Then we burst out laughing. Alice was still frowning but the corner of her lips curled into a little smile. Renesmee and I hadn't laugh like this for so long after all.

A/N: I thought I'd bring on some comedy. You know. This is pure comedy. Lol. Don't ask where I get it from. I don't even know myself. xD