Sasuke's Day

It was late at night and Sakura was exploring the house. So far it had eight different compartments. 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 1 living room, and a kitchen. It's pretty big for only two, well now three people.

She walked around the patio going back to her room. She barely noticed it, but Sasuke was sleeping in a tree. She put her sandals on and walked to the tree. She climbed to the branch he was sleeping on.

"Bo-" She was about to spook him, but he open his eyes quickly.

"You shouldn't sneak up on people." Sakura lost her balance and fell out the tree. She thought she was going to die.

"Ahh…ahh," She screamed until she noticed Sasuke had grabbed her by the ankle. She pulled her hand over her kimono so the skirt part wouldn't fall down.

"Baka," Sasuke stared down at her.

"All the blood is rushing to my head," she cried. Sasuke let go of Sakura and she fell into Itachi's arms.

"You people really make life interesting," Itachi stared down at Sakura who was blushing.

"Hey, Sasuke where's Itachi?" Sakura open the screen door into Sasuke's room.

"No idea, but he wants me to get you out the house." Sasuke had a sharp voice when he said this. "Follow me," He walked outside.

"Okay cherry blossom, I'm going to teach you the fine art of stealing." Sasuke smirked.

"B-But I don't want to steal," She stuttered.

"We do it to survive Haruno, you can either learn now, or try to learn later and get arrested." He frowned.

"…Okay… what do I got to do?" Sakura hesitated.

"See that guy over there," Sasuke made a motion with his head." Go flirt with him and steal his wallet." "Most important rule though don't get caught."

"I don't know ho- wait you flirt with guys." She was confused.

Sasuke planted his hand on his forehead," I'm with stupid," He thought.

"Just go." He commanded.

Sasuke watch Sakura from a distance. She was making a fool of herself. "Come one Sakura, here's your chance," Sasuke thought.

"Okay here it goes." Sakura thought as she reached for the man's wallet. Her hand was swiped away by a much older looking woman.

"You little hooker," The woman sneered at her and glared at her husband.

Sakura walked back to Sasuke.

"How'd it go," He ask.

"Well his wife came and called me a hooker," Sakura gave an innocent smile along with a sweat drop.

"Gosh, okay well pit pocketing is certainly not your thing," He grabbed her arm and dragged her to the market place.

"Okay stealing type number two, when the clerk isn't paying attention go and stuff the fruit into your pouch." Sasuke explained.

"S-Simple enough," She smiled.

"Go," He hid behind the corner.

"Damnit, where is she?" Sasuke thought, "It doesn't take this long to get fruit.

AAAHH! Sakura came running around the corner. Sasuke stared with a bewildered look and then he saw two guards chasing her. He sighed and chased her, eventually he was side by side with her.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!" He screamed at her.

"I did what you told me to do!" She cried.

"Lies, if you did you wouldn't be getting chased." He grabbed her arm and turned into the alley." You are really sucky at being a thief."

"Because I'm not a thief!" She growled.

"Okay, lets see if you can at least drain a barrel," Sasuke huffed.

"W-WHAT?" Sakura was dragged by Sasuke into the other side of the market.

"Okay see this," Sasuke held up what look like a screw. He handed Sakura a empty bottle.

"Okay cherry blossom, see that guard it takes him three minutes to walk around." He pointed to the guard. "You got almost exactly that amount of time to make a hole in the barrel and fill up the bottle."

"O-Okay," Sakura began to sneak near the barrel. She waited until the guard moved from the barrels. She started to jam the screw into the side. It wouldn't go in so she pushed harder and accidentally knocked over the barrel.

"Who's there!?" The guard called out.

"Hurry you idiot run," The guard grabbed Sakura's arm.

"What are you doing peasant."

"Well uh." Sakura stuttered.

"There you are! I've been looking for you every were!" Sasuke came out from the alley.

"You know this thief," The guard tighten his grasp around Sakura's wrist.

"Yes, she's my slave." Sasuke stated. "She ran away from me quite some time ago!" He made a angry look.

"Well here!" The guard threw her at Sasuke," Next time she's going to jail. The guard continued his route.

"You're hopeless," Sasuke sighed.

"Okay lets try another form of stealing, conning. This time he took her to the middle of town. "Okay this is simple, all you're going to do is mix the cards and trade out the red card with a black card, got it?" He showed her how to set up the cards.

"Who wants to be a big winner!" Sakura advertised for people to come over. "See the card?" She finally got a man to play. She finally found what she was good at, so far she made 50 bucks. "Okay we got the big man wanting to play." "How much you want to bet sir?"

"100,000 yen."(I think it = 1040 in America XD)

"We got someone who is confident folks," Sakura showed the red queen to the man. Sakura started to mix the cards and was prepared for the switch clumsily she dropped the extra card on the ground.

"Damnit, that klutz." He grabbed her by the arm before the crown could come to the conclusion she was conning them.

"That's it there's only one more thing you can do," Sasuke panted.

"Isn't this enough we made 50 bucks." Sakura coughed.

"No, this was the worst day ever," Sasuke told her to follow him to the pier.

"Okay this ship brings medicine to the town," Sasuke pointed to the coming in boat. " All we gotta do is get one crate. Both him and Sakura snuck onto the ship when it came into port.

"This ship is really dirty," Sakura said as they made their way to the back.

"Keep your voice down Cherry blossom," Sasuke whispered.

"Help me get this one of the top," they both grabbed the same box.

"Okay we are going to make our way to the life boat, it's to risky to sneak this off." He said putting the box above his head. He stared at Sakura she was bitting her lip. "What's wrong?" He asked her.

"T-There's a rat near my foot and I'm allergic," She blubbered.

"Just relax and move slowly," He tried to reassure her.

"Ahh!" She slid over when the rat touched her foot.

"Sakura move over," She had her elbow jammed into his side. She pushed him back even more knocking them overboard.

SPLASH!~ Sakura clinged onto Sasuke's neck. "Let go of me!" He growled.

"I can't swim!" she yelped.

It was dark when they got back to the compound.

Sasuke walked onto the patio. "How was your day," Itachi said lighting a candle.

"I don't want to talk about it!" He stomped off to his room.

Sakura walked in," Got any more clothes," She asked lifting up her wet sleeves, at this Itachi laughed.