A/N: Hey there, this is the newest chapter of Demon Light, Angel Dark. In this chapter we finally get to let Vio out of the sword, and he immediately-
Shadow: HEY! You told me there wouldn't be any yaoi in this!!!
Well, Shadow, you complained about Violetta and the only other feasible girl is Zelda.
Shadow: But VIO of all people?!?
Vaati: Shut up before she pairs you with ME...
Oh dear... looks like I'll have to suspend the chapter till we can get this settled. Well, how about a little help from reviewers? Who do you like together? Here are each character's rules:
GOOD
Vaati: If anyone pairs me with Ganondorf I will kill them. Other than that I could care less.
Ganondorf: If anyone pairs me with ANY male I will feed them to Volvagia. Find a pretty gal for me, will you?
Shadow: ... Sadly, I don't have rules...
NEUTRAL
Violetta: Oh keese, why am I here? ...Actually, I like girls...
Varan: I'm just a kid!!!!!! (hides his face)
Earth Elemental: Nothing windy. Hear me? And I don't mind gender.
Wind Elemental: Nothing earthbound please. I like girls.
Fire Elemental: I can't swim... DX But I like men.
Water Elemental: Can I have something that ISN'T helpless in water? Oh, and I like men.
EVIL
Zelda: (giggles) Give me a nice, pretty, BITCH of a man.
Link: (stares at Zelda) Just... no. I need someone I can dominate.
Fierce Deity: Anyone but Zelda... I agree with Link, actually.
K, now remember that anyone on the list for any Zelda game is eligible to be paired with any one of these guys and gals. Just review to clue me in on who is the best! You can also vote to make someone single. Well, see you later then!