Tobi: spinning in office chair WEEEE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY~ X3

Konan: … Alright guys we got our first appointment. holds out the chart for the others to see

Everyone except Konan and Tobi: lean in and looks at it

Name: Lilyan Howard
Age: 13
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Green
problem: Obsession with Itachi
Member I would like to talk to: Itachi duh :P
Personality: Weird and Hyperactive, but can give one mean death glare and has
a scary voice^^

Kisame: hey Itachi looks like one of your fan girls are coming' in snickers

Itachi: …

Doors fly open

Lilyan: HIIII I'M HERE FOR MY APPOINTMENT!

Konan: Speaking of our patient…

Lilyan: sees Itachi OH MY GOD….! ITACHIIIIII! flies at Itachi to give him a hug

Kisame: INCOMING!

Itachi: Oh Shi- gets glomped and just catches her ./_\.

Konan: Well Itachi have a nice appointment with her~ pushes Itachi and Lilyan Down the hall

~~~In The room~~~

Itachi: …..

Lilyan: X3 hiii!~

Itachi: Hn. So… you have an attraction towards me I see….

Lilyan: ^//^ yes~

Kisame: barges in HEY ITACHI I HEARD YOU GOT THE FIRST PYCHOPATH!

Lilyan: death glares and dark scary voice what did you say????

Kisame; ._. gulp uh I meant I heard u got the first CLIENT

Itachi: nods

Kisame: … well… BAI~ runs away

Itachi: impressive….

Lilyan: blushes hehehe thanks.

Itachi: now about your obsession with me… As you know I am an S ranked crimmanal and I have killed my own family, except for my foolish brother Sasuke.

Lilyan: BUT YOU DO IT FOR A GOOD REASON!

Itachi: But I am a killer.

Lilyan: A HOTTTTTT KILLER!

Itachi: but a murder none the less…

Lilyan: ……

Itachi: ……

Lilyan: ……

Itachi: ……

Lilyan: OMG QUEER SILANCE!

Itachi: -/_\- right… err anyways… there is only one way to end your obsession….

Lilyan: ._. maybe an obsession is good…

Itachi: to late, TOBI!

Tobi: comes in skipping little sparkles on him HIIYA LILY-CHAN

Lilyan: TOBI HIII~

Itachi: Tobi, Lilyan here has an obsession with me. Your remember how we got the last one to stop their obsession?

Tobi: but Tobi thought Itachi-san didn't like what Tobi did, even though tobi was trying to be a good boy, cause Tobi is a good boy!

Itachi: well… for once you where a good boy… now… take Lilyan to the other room… and show her the truth…

Lilyan: .O. the truth?!

Itachi: yes the truth….

Tobi: drags Lilyan to another room come on Lily-chan TO THE TRUTH!

~~to another room~~~

Lilyan: ._.'' looks around and sees a lot of pictures with Itachi and a lot of different people in each pick, mainly all guys…. Kissing… OMG

Tobi: Tobi is sorry lily-chan has to see this, but Itachi-san is…. Gay

Lilyan: ._. …..*faints from so much yaoi and THE TRUTH!*

Tobi: :D TO THE CLOSET WITH THOU~ drags Lilyan to the closet, but before that secretly slips Itachi's address and number into her pocket8 Tobi is a good boy!

Konan: sees Tobi dragging Lilyan to the closet O.o were so going out of business thanks to this……

Pein: we'll just have to see…. Besides we forgot to mention to fine print

The Akatsuki isn't concerned for anyone or thing that gets harmed during their therapy, its their fault for coming here… idiot if you want to cancel your appointment now please say so… and please do not get angry at us if your appointment doesn't come out the way you want.

Konan: wow…. I didn't even know about that…

Pein: no one did except for me :D

Konan: … well… hopefully we'll see our next Appointment soon… if they don't get scared away….

Everyone: BAI (UN)