Konan: Ah, its been pretty queit…
Tobi: runs in TOBI IS SORRY TOBI IS LATE!
Hidan: Fuck..
Tobi: TOBI RAN INTO THE AKATSUKI'S NEXT CLIENTS!
Pein: don't you mean Client?
Doors open to reveal two girls with RLY curly brown hair, and green eyes, though they were actually contacts, but who cares? They looked about 13-ish
Emonnee/Ciara: Nope, he meant Clients glare at each other STOP COPING ME!
Emonnee: YOUR COPY ME
Ciara: NO YOU'RE COPYING ME!
Konan: clears throat Welcome… I see you're our next clients… all of our members are open who would you like to see?
Ciara: DEI-DEI-KUN!
Emonnee: WEASEL-KUN~
Deidara: runs up to Ciara WERE GOING TO HAVE SOO MUCH FUN TOGETHER YEAH!
Itachi: great another one….
Konan: BE NICE!
~~both go into a different room~~
Author: I would like to post a special note on this one, sense these two have problems talking in Union I will say when their in which room and with whom when they say the same thing it will appear as THIS so I don't have to keep switching between rooms. Starting with Deidei~
Deidara/Itachi(in separate rooms) So what's your problem (un)
I CAN'T STOP TALKING IN UNION WITH CIARA/EMONNEE!
Deidara: O.o oh wow un…
PLEASE HELP
Ciara: o.o
STOP COPYING ME! NO YOU! WHY I OUT-
Deidara: covers Ciara's mouth Shh un. I Have a solution yeah!
Ciara: REALLY DEI-DEI-KUN!?
Deidara: yup un. All you have to do Is talk stupid yeah.
Ciara: …. I don't get it…
Deidara: all you gotta do is…. starts explaining
~~~W/ Itachi and Emonnee~~~
Itachi: Hn, interesting…
Emonnee: T~T I hate this union stuff…
Itachi: its simple you just have to be smarter then her…
Emonnee: PFFFT THAT'S EASY!
Ciara: yelling from other room WTF DID YOU CALL ME!?
Emonnee: YOU HEARD ME!
Ciara: SAY THAT TO MY FACE
JUST STFU! ARRG NOT AGAIN, STOPPIT! YOU FIRST NO YOU, I WILL EAT YOU! NOM, NOM NOB! BLARB! ……. T~T
Itachi: queit…
Emonnee: T~T Mhmm…
Itachi: now you must think logical
Emonnee: Hmm… Personally I have always been apposed to utterly facesious rambling of the more extreme of the antidisestablishmentarians and proponents of the neo-socialist regime.
Itachi: /_\ yeah that works…
Emonnee: YOSH! glomps Itachi YOU'RE THE GREATEST WEASEL-SAN!
~~~Deidei and Ciara~~~
Deidara: got it?
Ciara: I would very much like to see the slides of your liver operation but first I must go and hack my head into tiny pieces with my comb.
Deidara: YAY YOU LIKE SO GOT IT DOWN YEAH!
Ciara: YAY glomps Deidara
Both the guys and girls exit their rooms and go into the main lobby
Hidan: About the fuck time, what in Jashin's name where you guys doing in there?!
Deidara: I was successful un.
Itachi: hn. So was I…
Pein: well lets see it then…
Emonnee: Well my good man, I would like to point out how one who speaks in Union can not be taught to 'try it out' For as the mind makes it to say something that is the lesser option that the other would pick.
Ciara: YOU SMELL LIKE PEACHES! :D
Pein: …….. Well… there not talking in Union….
Sasori: Pfft, the brat can actually do something right for once.
Deidara: What was that, yeah?
Sasori: Hard on hearing?!
Deidara: Well I might be hard on hearing for you, you suck at art un!
Sasori: Oh and I presume you actually have a talent for it, my art is everlasting, why destroy something the moment it's born, when one can cherish it forever, then it can be passed on forever.
Deidara: Yeah then you can get tired of it Un! Art is a bang and should be cherished for a short moment and disappear the next yeah!
Sasori: damn blonde…
Deidara: WHAT WAS THAT HMMM?!
Sasori: you heard me, wait I forgot your deaf on hearing.
Deidara: WHY I OUTTA!
Sasori/Deidara: glare at eachother
Man those two act like babies… O.o NUUU IT'S HAPPENING AGAINItachi: Emonnee You know what to do..
Emonnee: Really? incongruently personified? The fellatio of my oral transfixation has absolutely no preoccupational hazards that should lend one into personal beliefs of my individual credibility and reliability. Perhaps if another might be so inclined to juxtapose their clandestine oral vestiges the response of the statement might be made clear.
All Akatsuki: what…?
Ciara: ._. no comment…
Pein: rubbing his temples please.. your cured… just … leave x_x
Tobi: TOBI'S BRAIN HURTS T~T
Itachi: chuckles heh I taught her well….
Deidara: COME ON CIARA THINK OF SOMETHING!
Ciara: There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.
Pein: THAT'S IT GET OUT!
Deidara: rofling
Tobi: hugs Ciara and Emonnee TOBI WILL MISS CIA-CHAN AND EMO-CHAN
Konan: Emo-chan..? She's not really emo…
Tobi: FINE TOBI WILL MISS RANDOM-CHAN AND SMART-CHAN T~T
AW TOBI WE'LL MISS YOU TWO! …..
Ciara: … maybe we can use this to our advantage…
Emonnee: You think so.. O.o?
Ciara: think… if we scare the Akatsuki with our union talking and now with out knew found random/smartness
Emonnee: you thinking what I'm thinking?
WORLD DOMINATION! BOO YA! high *five each other*
Pein: now they have been cured! :D
Konan: ……. Great….
Emonnee: Thank you my good people, may the Milky Way galaxy and all those humans who inhabit it be with you.
Ciara: PEACE OUT~
both girls skip out of the therapy building, plotting their first victim
Konan: looks at Itachi and Deidara you've created two monsters….
Pein: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU sniff I TAUGHT YOU BOTH SO WELL, looks at the others WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE DEIDARA AND ITACHI!
Tobi: BUT TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Pein: …. Still…
Konan: yawns that's it I'm going home
Every1 else; yup (un)
I would like to thank Lily and Spring for their review and also thank Vildarra she was my first reviewer! Also chapter three will have a special bonus two it cuz I am just that awesome lol anyways CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL SOON UPDATES WILL BE SOON!