Konan: Pein-Sama~

Pein: looks up from Leader's Weekly What is it Konan?

Konan: We have a job application from a Takahira-Sama

Pein: Hmm, When will she be coming in?

Konan: Um I I'm not su-

Takahira-Sama(me lol): I'M HERE NOW COWARE IN FEAR!

Konan: Now..

Pein: Ah so you're the new person?

Takahira-Sama: Yes I am the new person I would like to apply here because unlike all of you I have compassion for people.

Sasori: Pfft, Don't lie Taka-chan.

Takahira-Sama: SASO-KUN! glomps Sasori

Pein: You know this nut job?

Takahira-Sama: Pierced orange haired freak say what now?

Pein: …… sulks SHUT UP MEANY!

Konan: ' anyways…Congrats u got the job

Takahira-Sama: OH YEAH GOES ME! dances and grins hear that Sasori-kun we can hang out all the time now!

Sasori: joy to the world rolls eyes

The Therapy building doors open to reveal a girl with Red hair like a little brighter then crimson. Eye's are crimson

Tobi: TOBI WELCOMES NEXT CUSTERMER!

Usagi: Hi. takes a clipboard and fills it out then hands it to Takahira-Sama:

name: Takashi Usagi (last name then first) but please call me Usagi
age:13
hair color: crimson red
eye color: red 9I LOVE THE COOLOR RED!)
problem: low self esteem & confidence, can't stick up for self when teased at
school
personality: hyper, happy, shy, outgoing around friends, hides my feelings of
sadness that rarely appear

Pein: sense she did not list a member, we will do a group meeting with her, sense we have nothing better to do '

they lead Usagi to a large room with lots of seats as they all sit in a large circle

Takahira: Oi Saso-Danna she has the same problems as I used to have!

Sasori: nods

Usagi: O.O you have the same problems?

Takahira: yerp~

Usagi: anddd?

Hidan: I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM grins

Kakuzu: Oh flicking people in the forehead is now considered kicking people's assign flicks Hidan's forehead HAHA I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS!

Usagi/Takahira: ''

Pein: clears throat Anyways to help you with your problems you must-

Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI BROUGHT DONUTS!

Usagi: ._. Tobi IS a good boy… takes a donut

Takahira: does the same X3 yesh her is

Pein: -_-* ANYWAYS!

Sasori: its simple… you must slowly turn them into puppets while their still alive…

Deidara: PFFT!, PFFFFTTT! BLOW THEM UP YEAH!

Takahira: Sasori's is way more fun… but explosives to make a funny sound…

Usagi: so true… but is there a less killing way?

Pein: where the AKATSUKI! What else do u expect?

Takahira: All you have to do is find someone who is the same as you, ya know?

Sasori: …. Fine tell her the less fun way….

Takahira: 3 luv you two Saso-kun

Usagi: but what if no one likes me?

Takahira well then the whole Akatsuki and me can put this in one simple sentence ready?

Everyone: SCREW THEM YOU GOT US!

Usagi: T~T R-rly?

Hidan: fuck here comes the happiness…

Takahira: hugs Usagi OF COURSE~ I am always here to talk to, and so is the rest of the Akatsuki!

Every1 except me and Usagi: We are?! (Un)

Takahira: glares and scary voice YES

Akatsuki: ._. yeah where here (un)

Usagi: YAY!

Zetsu: See now we can all be friends 3

Friend's why can't we eat them?

We Don't want to eat them!

Usagi the rest of the Akatsuki: ._.'

Tobi: Does Tobi need to show Zetsu-san to the kitchen again?

Zetsu: If there's humans yes…

Tobi: takes out a wooden rolling pin and bonks Zetsu on the head with it. Nighty night Zetsu-san

Usagi: … Are you sure you guys are certified Therapists?

Pein: OF COURSE NOT!

Kakuzu: Were only for it for the money!

Takahira: Umm Kakuzu ' were doing this for free…

Kakuzu: WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? HOW ARE WE PAYING FOR THIS BUILDING THEN?!~

Pein: …. We have our ways….

Tobi: YEAH ZETSU-SAN STEALS POT FROM LITTLE KIDS AND SELLS IT ON EBAY!

Sasori; so that's why Taka-chan is so high…

Takahira: SHHH!

Usagi: Pfft you do pot? I DO MUFFINS

Takahira: AMEN ON THAT!

Pein: You need to get a life…

Takahira: ORLY?! Well what if I got a life, lets just say I magicly came across a life.

Pein: go on…

Takahira: What would I do with it? Wear it like a sweater? Or would I eat it…

Usagi: No, it would just go down your intestines then be digested and shitted out..

Takahira: I KNOW!

Usagi & the whole Akatsuki: O.o

Takahira: YOU COULD SNIFF IT! DON'T BE A LOW LIFE! GET HIGH ON LIFE!

Tobi/Usagi: YOSH! :D

Pein: …. As I was saying, Yes usagi we're all here for you…

Hidan: Screw those fuckers, I can give them to Jashin!

Kakuzu: Maybe I can sell them… it would make some money…

Konan: .-. well it seems we have to go pushes Usagi out of the door BAI!

Takahira: Bai friend :3

Usagi: bai~

Pein: now don't forget we have a new person to talk to Taka-

Takahira: MEEEE~ TAKAHIRA-SAMA! I LUV U ALL DON'T FORGET TO GET HIGH ON LIFE BAI 3