MWAHHAAA MEET MEH LITTLE FRIEND, A CHRISTMAS AKATSUKI THERAPY SPECAIL!
Hidan: TIS THE SEASON TO BE GOD DAMN FREEZING! dances around if you even want to call it that, drunkly
Pein: DON'T SAY MY NAME IN VAIN!
Konan: …. ~.~
Tobi: got mysteriously drunk even though he didn't remove his mask WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE oh wait that's normal tobi… huh…
Deidara: AND THEN I TOTALLY BLEW HIM UP YEAH! totally exaggerating a killing of his
Sasori: Orly?
Deidara: YARLY!
Sasori: ORLY!?
Deidara: YARLY!
Sasori: O.o Cerealously!
Deidara: TOASTILY!
Sasori: ._. wooh to drunk to argue
Deidara: Yeaa~
Takahira-Sama: bangs on the Akatsuki doors YO OPEN UP!
Kisame: groans sitting on the sofa DO WE HAAVE TO?!
Taka: … If you want to have gold fish babies you better…
Kisame: runs over and unlocks all 10 locks and opens the door quickly HEY THERE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WHERE AT THE DOOR :D
Taka: has a huge thing of presents blocking her view quiet. No. see. Carry. Box, now die. Else.
Kisame: takes almost all boxes and sets them near the already overfilled tree
Pein: Wow… we srsly need two trees
Taka: -_-* WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I SLAVED TO GET THAT TREE! SLAAAAVED!
Sasori: Taka-chan… All you did was take you and Tobi and went sledding down the hill while Deidara and I cut down the tree.
Taka: … coughs hey well pulling that sled up and down with Tobi is haard!.
Sasori: -_-' course it is…
Pein: Think you brought enough stuff? looks at everything, raising an eyebrow.
Taka: ._. I asked myself that very same question when I fell down and had Kisame's present fell on my face.
Itachi: Kisame… sounds like you got a heavy present…
Kisame: 33 I LUV U TAKAHIRA-SAMA!
Taka: Tffp Who doesn't?
Pein/Itachi/Hidan/Kakuzu: ….. cough
Taka: ……….. Tfffffffp picks up the presents that say: Itachi; Pein; Hidan; Kakuzu and heads near the fire.
Pein/Kakuzu/Hidan: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU does like the matrix running slowly to the fire, still mouthing the Nuu
Taka: looks at them with a wtf look
Itachi: Idc If you burn them…..
Taka: … ONLY CUZ ITS CHRISTMAS! puts them back under the tree
Pein/Hidan/Kakuzu: we 3 Takahira-chan
Taka: ITS TAKAHIRA-SAMA
Pein: .. w/e goes back and sits next to Konan who just suddenly appeared out of like NO WHEREZ and sat on the couch!
Taka: =_=' anywayz! It's fooood time :3
Pein: … Since when do You cook?
Taka: Since Saso-kun taught me~
Sasori: '
Kisame/Hidan/Kakuzu/Deidara/Tobi/Pein: :L FOOOOOOOOODD! all run over to the table like savages and wait to be served 83 foooood
Taka: ^^' goes into the kitchen comes out with way to much food for a normal group of people, but this ISN'T a normal group of people of course
Tobi; takes a huge pile everyone watches to see him remove his mask, but Takahira puts food in front of them and they get distracted y all the food suddenly food in front of Tobi is already gone :O
Every1 except for Taka and Tobi: ._.'
~~~~PRESANT TIMMMEE~~~~
Kakuzu: THERE BETTER BE MONEY!
Hidan: better be something fucking worth my Jashin good time…
Tobi: tobi ish a good boy 3
Pein: picks up a random present Itachi this one is for you from Takahira
Itachi: takes it and opens the present and sees earplugs
Taka: I hear Kisame's snoring to, Don't worry they'll work trust me.
Itachi: thanks…
Pein: picks up another this one is from You all to me…. ._.' opens it and sees a mirror OMG HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW!?
All: -_-''''
Pein: Next~ Deidara from Sasori throws present toward Dei-dei
Deidara: opens and sees a how to build Puppets for Dummies WTF UN?!
Sasori: So you learn REAL art. Smirks
Deidara: _ Tch and playing with dolls are art? Art is something that should be cherished one second and disappear the next.
Sasori: AS IF! Art should be everlasting, to be cherished forever
Taka: =_= STFU BOTH OF YA!
Pein: … next is picks up present this is to Takahira from Tobi
Taka: x3 Aww thx Tobi
Tobi: TOBI ISH A GOOD BOY!
Taka: opens present oh meh god… takes out a new set of daggers, a Tobi key chain, A Sasori plushy, A Hidan dart board
Hidan: ._. why is there a fucking dart board and why the hell is my face on it?!
Taka:
No reason…. glomps Tobi thank youuu~
Tobi: :3 Takahira-sama is welcome
Pein: Next is…
~~~~~~~AFTER PRESANTS~~~~~~~`
Hidan: HAHAHAHAHA AN ORGANGE MASK?! falls out of chair drunkly and hugs a pillow, drooling
Tobi: TT~TT ish kewl cuz tobi ish a good boy!
Taka: yersh tobi ish a good boy!
Pein: Pfft, but I'm better…. IN BED!
Kakuzu/Hidan/Deidara: xD
Konan/Sasori/Taka: -_-' Idoits…
Sasori: So Taka what did you get?
Taka: :3 well of course from you I got a Kawaii Puppet, From Kakuzu I got looks through stuff ._.''''er… well you don't want to know… Hidan gave me …. Hair gell and both him and Pein gave me…. A picture of themselves, autographed….
Sasori: -_-;;;
Taka: Konan gave me a bunch of random stuff sketch pad, perfume, ect… Tobi, gave me bunch of stuff x3 then… Kisame… I got …. ……
Sasori: well? What did you get?
Taka: A ….
Kisame: I GAVE HER A CONDOM :D
Sasori: …… walks away from Kisame, leaving poor Takahira to fend forherself
Kisame; Hey just you and me now want to put that Condom to use?
Taka: O.o …. Hey is that Itachi's goldfish over there in a mini-skirt? (read my High School Wars for the Goldfish Joke)
Kisame: O^O OH MEH GAWD WHERE?! Looks
Taka: runs away
Kisame: ._. I don't see her… hey where didya run off to?! shrugs and goes to get more beer
Pein: ALRIGHT, TIME TO SING OUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY SONG!
All: YOSH!
~~Heres the song: .com/watch?v=8lNztwL1xHI&feature=channel_page cuz I'm to lazy to type I DO NOT OWN THAT!~~~~~ (pretend Taka's in there XD)
Taka: Hey Saso-kun why didn't you sing?
Sasori: …. I'm to cool for this shit…
Taka: -_-'''' TFFP AS IF! ANYWAYS! I hope everyone out there had/has a wonderful Christmas! We might just see ya for new years! ^_-
Everyone: CYA!