Me: :D alright well Here is my first actual A.T crackfic in a longggg time. Hope ya'll laugh and enjoy urselfz~ might not be on as much I got the wii! :D but I will try.

Kakuzu: sighs

Hidan: What the fuck is the matter?

Kakuzu: … There's no money…

Hidan: Pfft! I now a hell of a fucking great way to make money bitch!

Kakuzu: Rly? 3

Hidan: FUCK YEAH! Just make a sacrifice to Jashin!

Kakuzu: ….. just walks away

Fague-Hague (silent Ue at the end ._.'): walks in quietly and takes a random form filler outer thinger maggiger.

Takahira-sama/Tobi: WELCOME!

Taka-sama: Welcome to the Akatsuki Therapy Clinic. Here we'll either fix your problems, or make them ten times worse :D

Fague: YAY! quickly fills out form and hands it to Taka :3

Taka-sama: reads it over and holds back a laugh HIDAN, KAKUZU SASO-KUN!

Many crashes are heard from one of the back rooms, followed by many curses, mutters, and groan.

Sasori: comes out covered in flower …. What?

Hidan: What the fuck do you want?!

Taka: …. Are you talking shit to me?

Hidan: What the fuck do you think bitch?!

Taka: ….

Deidara: TAKE COVER!

Tobi: ._-

Pein: oh shit… grabs Konan and hides under desk

Kakuzu: quickly grabs Taka-sama a stress ball and watches it splode for her anger

Hidan: ._. s-s-sorry?

Taka: YOU BETTER BE OR I'LL RIP OFF YOU LEGS AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD! (thx Edward elric XD)

Hidan: y-yes sees Fague's scarlet eyes looking at him, he looks back trying to see what she's thinking, then see's her trying not to hold back a laugh. ._.*

Taka: ANYWAYS glares at Hidan Fague-Hague here needs some help Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu you three will be helping her.

Sasori: wiping flower off himself Fine…

Kakuzu: Why do you have flower all over yourself Sasori?

Sasori: … Don't ask… was trying to bake a cake

Kakuzu: That's a waste of money…

Taka: GO NOW SLAVES! OR ELSE I WILL RELEASE THY WIPPING ON THEE'!

Hid/Kak/Saso: ….. turn away and lead fague to room

Pein: T~T they never listen to me that well….

Konan: it's alright I listen to you.

Pein: :3 yay!

~~~In room~~

Sasori: So… what seems to be the problem?

Hidan: this better be fucking quick, I got a sacrifice to make.

Fague: wellll…

Hidan: already impatient GET GOING!

Fague: Ican'tstopseeingHidandancingwithpinkelepants,withakawaii(cute)Kakuzu!~

Sasori: …. holding back a laugh

Hidan: O_o

Kakuzu: XD

Sasori: well, it seems your having snickers some interesting hallucinations…

Hidan: O_o I DO NOT FUCKING DANCE WITH NO DAMN PINK ELEPANTS!

Sasori: … Well we have no proof you don't…

Hidan: SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH!

Kakuzu: ._. …. Cute?

Fague: ^-^;

Sasori: Anyways… There are several possible answers for this.

Fague: waits and listens

Sasori: Well there is always medication, but unless you have money your screwed.

Fague: Yeah no munneh~

Hidan: WTF IS MUNNEH~?

Fague: UR MOM!

Hidan: DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MOTHER!

Sasori: -_-' settle down…

Hidan: HMPH! sits down crosses his arms and legs and looks away

Sasori: Another solution, is have you perhaps hit your head lately?

Fague: …. Idk

Sasori: Well in some cases even if you didn't hit you're a head, maybe getting bonked on the head, not enough to cause real trouble but enough for the problem to fade away.

Hidan: smirks sounds painful…

Sasori: Not really, depends…

Hidan: poofs, then appears behind Fague a huge ass mallet from like no where in his hands LET'S SEE HOW FUCKING PAINFUL THIS IS MWAHAHA

Fague/Kakuzu: O.o

Sasori: -_-; Hidan do-

Hidan: WHACK! Hit's Fague right square on the head, she goes unconscious Heheh that was fun…

Zetsu: appears Oh my good golly gosh! Is she alright?!

Who cares I'm hungry, she's fainted; LET'S EAT HER MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Sasori: No Zetsu… TOBI GET IN HERE!

Tobi: TOBI IS HERE CAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

Sasori: you points to Tobi take her points to Fague Closet, now.

Tobi: RIGHT AWAY SASORI-SAMA! drags Fague to THE CLOSET :OOO have fun~

Taka-Sama: comes in I heard mid evil laughing ._. where are the foolish humans that I must demolish!

Sasori: Hidan knocked out Fague, no humans sorry. Anyways… ' I'm bored I'm going to raid a whole nation~ :3

Taka-sama: OMG I'M COMING TOO!

Saso/Taka: leaves

Hidan: That was fucking fun I feel better now!

Kakuzu: UR LUCKY WHERE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS OR WE'D BE SUED FOR LOTS OF MONEY!

Hidan: shrugs oh well Anyways I'm going to go sarifice some loser bai!

Me: woot done anyways ^-^ I hope no hard feelins fague :D anyways try getting meds or run into a wall or door head first D: that MAY help as Saso-kun said