Tobi: Wee Tobi has arrived! comes in with DYNAMIC ENTRY!
Takahira-sama: huggles Tobi-kun~
Itachi: sitting on a chair reading a book. Looks up as he hear the door to the 'therapy' building and sees a girl with wavy dark brown hair, bright green eyes and she was wearing a neck black long sleeve shirt and short black silt skirt with a red strip running down the middle and fish nets. She looked around 13-ish. ….?
???: walks up to Itachi an annoyed look on her face I need….. therapy….
Itachi: Hn…. What is your name?
Ayahana kio: Ayahana kio
Itachi: sighs Who do you need to see…?
Ayahana: Either you or Deidara…
Itachi: sighs once more Hn comes with me, I have nothing better to do….
Takahira: HAVE FUN WEASEL-KUN
Tobi: Hey Taka-chan rhymed!
Taka: :D I pwn all!
Itachi: glares at the two and leads Ayahana down the hall into a random 'therapy' room Sit down..
Ayahana: Whatever… sits
Itachi: ………. So what is your problem…?
Ayahana: Well….. I have an obsession with Sasuke-ku-jsa;d
Itachi: covers her mouth Shh if Takahira senses any fan girls of my foolish brother you'll end up dead.
Ayahana: Fatfer (whatever XD)
Itachi: removes his hand And what else?
Ayahana: I love yaoi, and blowing/burning things up.
Itachi: eye twitches at yaoi …. Well the last part is fine… and a I guess the yaoi part isn't anything for you to worry about,…. That's what Takahira-sama says at least… then…
~~Back in the lobby thinger~~~
Taka: Hmm I got a bad feeling there's a Sasugay fan girl in the building….
Pein: Let's not hurt this one… were taking out to many innocent people… looks at over filled closet full of dead and unconscious peoplez.
???: walks in Hi I are Felicia Uchiha and I ne- OMG TOBI! HI- OMG I'M IN A THERAPY LOBBY ROOM THINGER! And I need therapy :3
Taka: ._. … Well you came to the right place… maybe.. now who is it you need to see?
Felicia: Well Doesn't matter really so… PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Taka: O.o Umm… Well… PEIN!
Pein: walks out w/ all his pierced glory What is it..?
Taka: Congrats your first real one on one patient has fun~
Pein: Fine.. grabs Felicia and leads her to a room across from the one Ayahana and Itachi is in. Alright what is your problem sits down and crosses his legs
Felicia: Well you se- OMG HOW MANY FRICKEN PEIRCINGS DO YOU GOTS?!
Pein: … None of your business… it seems you have ADD.. just my luck…
~~With Itachi and Ayahana~~
Ayahana: But what about my 'you know who' obsession?
Itachi: Hn… I can't believe you like that foolish boy..
Ayahana: Hn I like who I like…
Itachi: Well how much would you like it if he where to oh I don't know… explode right in front of your very eyes (Author: HELLZ YA THAT'S MY MAN ITACHI! WOOt!)
Ayahana: Your wouldn't…
Kisame: out of no where with a flashlight under his face MWAHAHAHAHA HE WOULD! KU KU KU KU KU KU KU KU!
Itachi: Kisame is right…
Ayahana: …. I don't believe you…
Itachi: sighs … you asked for it… Kisame call HER
Kisame: takes a deep breath …. TAKAHIRA-SAMA WE HAVE A STUBBORN SASUKE FANGIRL IN ROOM … 2114324213455
"WHAT!?!"
BOOM
SMASH
"ACCCCK!"
POOF
Takahira: stood before the three and dead serious look on her face … We where only trying to offer you our help… and what do you do….? You're a Sasuke… fangirl… Now normally I would be nicer, but today my niceness has run dry, and Sasuke is finished… A wide insane smile crosses her face as suddenly a dark aura surrounds her. She takes out a button. A piece of the ceiling brake and a tide up sasuke comes down a giant TNT bomb right near his crotch (yes Ik painful no?)
Ayahana: O_o T-t-t-that's f-f-fake r-r-right?
Takahira: Continues to Smirk evilly ….
Sasuke: KDSJILFJOIAWEJIOOIOOSAFWE (GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND THAT CRAZY BITCH IS DEAD!)
Takahira: Tsk, tsk… Sasuke… Sasuke… Your so naïve.. and so is any Sasuke fangirl now … Ayahana I will let you kiss sasuke real quick and then you may take your leave. And then everyone's precious Sasuke-kun can die most painfully… Fwahahahaaha
~~W/ Pein and Felicia~~~~
Pein: sighs Well this has to be quick cause Sasuke is about to die… Anyways to fix your problem you must… uh… thinks … Well hmm… I guess you could lock yourself in one of those fluffy white rooms and spend the rest of your life, lonely and never talk… SOOO OFF TO THE BRIG WITH THEE!
Hidan: coems in w/ ropes and shit and quickly ties Felicia up and throws her in a white fluffy room where the only thing in there is PAC MAN CUZ HE OWNZ ALL!
Felicia: NYAA~ KAMI DAMNIT!
~~With others (Taka ect.)~~
Taka: NIGHT NIGHT SASUGAY! Pressing… THE BIG RED 'DO NOT PUSH' BUTTON! MWAHAHAHA
Sasuke: splodes ACK- dies
Ayahana: NUUU T~T I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KISS HIM screams so loud that five huge fish tanks, including Kisame's explodes
Kisame: NUUUU! grabs plastic cups to save the fishehs my bed… points at Ayahana UUUUUUU! GET OUUUTTTTT kicks Ayahana out of the building while she cries about sasuke
Taka: yawns Well I feel better :3 skips away
Itachi: have fun cleaning this Kisame … walks away
Taka: Pein-san how did your meeting go
Pein: It was quick and easy ^=^
Taka: Ahh another mission completed :D NIGHT!